Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

Finding and reading this thread opened a terribly rotted coffin from my repressed memory grave yard. but at least alcohol dulls the smell. Its both gratifying and strange finding out that this ever so elusive internet monster had been identified as a seemingly normal dude with a family, a successful lucrative career and other hobbies like cake decorating. The main thing I'm wondering now is what the fuck he was doing all this time.

I find it incredibly hard to believe that something as the detailed story of a wretched sadistic perversion of fictional babies just comes out of nowhere and were just some outlier behavior in a fucked up year of his life where he wrote, drew, edited and posted all of it in a fugue state and then just snapped out of it one day and went back to life as normal. Maybe he got caught and was some how forced to (or the slim chance of a him actually changing for good) stopped his fucked up shit but that doesn't explain what sparked and spurred on the creation of a Smurf torture porn fantasy. Seems like the Smurf in Hands persona clearly lurks somewhere close by if hes comfortable using the avatar for other accounts linking back to him so what has he been doing to satisfy it in the mean time. A magnum opus? Horrible horrible crimes punishable by death? possibly posting somewhere we haven't found? Guess we'll find out soon enough.

Anyways the score remains:
Kiwifams: lol
Creepy weirdos: got fucked
 
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I put Smurf in Hand's avatar from the bluebuddies website on google search. Besides the original thread where this story was posted and this thread, I found this account on cakecentral.com:

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It's the same avatar.
I then put this image uploaded by the account on google:
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I noticed that it was also posted on Twitter:
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The account that posted it:
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So I think Dr_Hfuhruhurr and David Tolin could be the same person. I haven't found anything that relates Dr_Hfuhruhurr and Smurf in Hand other than the fact they have the same avatar, though.
Confirmation that Dr_Hfuhruhurr is David Tolin (read the address bar for each):
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:story: I'm so glad he is maybe doxed.
If Smurf in Hand is reading this, I just want to say "Sir, I loved your story, please write more".
It was the most blatant Smurf torture porn story I've ever seen. Congratulations. Better than the Smurf Spanking Fetish stuff on Deviant Art, by miles.

I always figured that he disappeared because he got busted for some unrelated crime. I guess he just got busy with law school and his career. I wouldn't be shocked to find out that he's abusing his family behind closed doors, but maybe his unspeakable urges lessened or disappeared. That happens to a not-insignificant number of people with disordered sexual urges.
I really don't know if he's that "depraved" or criminal. He seemed to enjoy being so openly blatant with it all. The other people in the thread were like "Oh noooes what happens NEXT!" and he fed it right to them. All that talk about their soft, sensitive armpits was the perfect foreshadowing for burning it in a tumble dryer. The crying emojis and "Oh no, poor things... their sensitive armpits... what happens next!!!!!" was pure pottery.

The guy coming into the thread, telling them they were all insane, posting the U.N Smurf torture picture was delicious and I assumed it was SiH. Even the U.N did it.

I think honestly, that it was all a bit of old, wild west internet fun.
 
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yeah tbf the UN literally made smurf snuff
Someone made tiny little smurf sized bombs.
Then they made a tiny little smurf sized plane and air dropped the bombs over the Smurf Village.

The entire schtick of The Smurfs is that Gargamel wants to fuck them up.

I always wondered if SiH was going to escalate the story by having a seedy group of Smurfhaters kidnap the Smurf Forefathers to harness their power of Smurf multiplication through torture, then I realized that holy shit - that's the actual plot to The Smurfs 2.

It's hard to hold the man in a negative light.
 
Someone made tiny little smurf sized bombs.
Then they made a tiny little smurf sized plane and air dropped the bombs over the Smurf Village.

The entire schtick of The Smurfs is that Gargamel wants to fuck them up.

I always wondered if SiH was going to escalate the story by having a seedy group of Smurfhaters kidnap the Smurf Forefathers to harness their power of Smurf multiplication through torture, then I realized that holy shit - that's the actual plot to The Smurfs 2.

It's hard to hold the man in a negative light.
wasnt gargamel trying to eat them or something similarly euro-weird?
 
wasnt gargamel trying to eat them or something similarly euro-weird?
He either wanted to eat them, eat their delicious Smurfberries, or use them in some sort of alchemy to make gold. Believe it or not, a children's cartoon about little blue people didn't have a cohesive plot.
 
wasnt gargamel trying to eat them or something similarly euro-weird?
When I first read SiH's story and read about that Vic... guy and his empath stories, I looked up some Smurf lore and yeah - Gargamel was going to cook them and eat them, but he also wanted to get the recipe to make endless smurfs so he could juice them of power. Turn them into gold, too, I think.
So literally the source material was Smurf Torture.
 
Nice job on doxing this guy. I really hope Null features this.
It's not quite done yet. All that has been done is confirmation that Dr Hurfurrhur is David Tolin, and that David Tolin used the same PFP as SiH. It's real close, but I'm waiting for a stronger connection.

It's a stretch, but this cake-decorating lawyer Dad from Texas might have accidentally used an image from SiH as his profile picture
 
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This man is so normal. It’s haunting me. All the demented Smurf torture came from a man who wanted to make a Pikachu fondant cake for his son’s bake sale. Wtf is humanity.
I just re-read his own writing vs the SiH stories and honestly, the flow is extremely similar. I think you're right about that.

Typically, people will write in a manner more subdued or internally edited than how they'd speak in real life.
Some people may write well, with a conscious flow, but struggle to translate it to irl speech.
They'll be ordered in writing, but not in conversation. They'd never make a good debater, storyteller or engaging conversationalist.

SiH and this dude have a similar flow. I have a feeling Tolin writes how he speaks, in a stream of consciousness tone, because he's confident in his abilities as an engaging conversationalist.
Which would track with being a lawyer, coz those faggots are nothing if not verbose and over-confident.
Does it mean he's SiH... not for sure, but it would be somewhat logical.

Either way, one of the reasons I think this was an old internet thing, and he's not some depraved loon, was because in one of the SiH pix, it has an art directive note at the top :
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Which also means that he either had someone doing the artwork for him or you should be able to dox him by his soft, sensitive, fragile, pink ladyfingers.

It really fits in with a lot of the YTMND era old internet vibe of what was funny, trying to get meme going and creating some internet lore. Bored college kids with a reasonably good ability to write and a wild west internet really tracks.
I mean, I'm sorry but the story was pretty hilarious. He kept going and going, acting like he was oblivious... it's peak 2008 internet humour.
 
He looks like Bald and Bankrupt (the YouTuber who explores ex-Soviet countries and/or scary places who is likely a sex pest):
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@Pee Cola didn't you and some of the other B&B watchers say he always had something mildly off/creepy looking about him? This Tolin guy being a likely sex pest too isn't helping with the whole physiognomy correlation here...
He's got what Maddox called "the paedo-smile", back when he was funny.
 
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