Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[Sperghetti]

Which also means that he either had someone doing the artwork for him or you should be able to dox him by his soft, sensitive, fragile, pink ladyfingers.

Holy shit, I hope you’re right, because that would be the ultimate plot twist here: We finally learn the true identity of Smurf In Hand only to realize that he’s had an accomplice the whole time.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Holy shit, I hope you’re right, because that would be the ultimate plot twist here: We finally learn the true identity of Smurf In Hand only to realize that he’s had an accomplice the whole time.

I feel confident he did the artwork himself. He definitely has the artistic ability to draw that mid teir smurf fan art. I'm basing this on his cakes he made. I'm curious about this friend who came up with the concept of Torso Baby Smurf. These fuckers are deranged. Who thinks this shit up? And of course, Smurf in Hand needs to get very specific and mention Torso Smurf got his limbs ripped off sans anesthesia. Like water boarding is a fairly well know torture. Who the fuck thinks of rubbing Tabasco in a fucking baby's eyes?

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

I can't believe it took this smurfing long and all it took was a smurfing reverse image search.

 

[Windows Error 98]

I can't believe it took this smurfing long and all it took was a smurfing reverse image search.

I’m pretty sure that @cuddle striker tried to reverse image search it before, and didn’t get any results. It was a long time ago so it’s possible that the page just wasn’t indexed at the time for some reason. Google image search can be finicky in my experience.

Also, I found a few photos with Tolin’s hands on his and his wife’s Facebook. None of them are closeups so I still can’t prove it‘s him but he does have the same nearly hairless hands as SiH.

 

[Coelacanth]

Who the fuck thinks of rubbing Tabasco in a fucking baby's eyes?

I can tell you who - pedos and pimps use hot sauces on kids to force them to do what they want or get the suffering they need to jack off to without leaving any physical evidence on the kid that would point to them being abused.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I can tell you who - pedos and pimps use hot sauces on kids to force them to do what they want or get the suffering they need to jack off to without leaving any physical evidence on the kid that would point to them being abused.

Yep, it's a common request from the sickos ordering custom videos in the million pity thread too. Either rubbed in the eyes, nose, mouth and/or genitals, or rubbed directly into wounds.

Another side note about how normal the guy is. I hate to say it, but the majority of sexual sadists aren't your stereotypical creep. They're normal enough from the outside, you probably know one and will never realize it unless they go mask-off.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Well holy shit. The whole time it was some guy living a seemingly normal life with a dark and bizarre fetish. How would someone like that even explain it away? Weird art project?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

What if the guy doesn't jack off to it, what if it's therapy because one of the guys who worked on the smurfs fucked his mom or wife. Either that or he wacks off to it

 

[Post Reply]

Holy shit, I hope you’re right, because that would be the ultimate plot twist here: We finally learn the true identity of Smurf In Hand only to realize that he’s had an accomplice the whole time.

That looks like a stock photo of someone's hands, unlike the photos where he seemingly used his own hands.

Unbelievable that this dude has finally been tracked down. This thread has disturbed me for years... lol.

 

[AnOminous]

Well holy shit. The whole time it was some guy living a seemingly normal life with a dark and bizarre fetish. How would someone like that even explain it away? Weird art project?

Edgy humor.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Edgy humor.

Classic.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Those thumbs look kind of familiar.

Bonus: dear God no. Run wee little pussy.

 

[Pee Cola]

He looks like Bald and Bankrupt (the YouTuber who explores ex-Soviet countries and/or scary places who is likely a sex pest):
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@Pee Cola didn't you and some of the other B&B watchers say he always had something mildly off/creepy looking about him? This Tolin guy being a likely sex pest too isn't helping with the whole physiognomy correlation here...

B&B comes across as a bit skeezy, yeah. More in a PUA sense than a straight up sex pest sense as far as I can tell.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

@Windows Error 98 this is the thread you’re thinking of where @SiggerNlayer used a plagiarism detection system called “GhostDetect” to prove the authorship of May’s tweets.

this is the last place I expected a citation

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Those thumbs look kind of familiar.
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Bonus: dear God no. Run wee little pussy.
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I went full-bore conspiracy theorist and put some of the clearer Smurf in Hand pictures next to some pictures from the dude's facebook:



No smoking gun, but man do they seem really similar.

Last time I saw that hand was March 3, 2009. I'm very sure that's the hand that groped a diapered smurf.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I went full-bore conspiracy theorist and put some of the clearer Smurf in Hand pictures next to some pictures from the dude's facebook: View attachment 3867159 No smoking gun, but man do they seem really similar. Last time I saw that hand was March 3, 2009. I'm very sure that's the hand that groped a diapered smurf.

I don't know if you noticed, but SiH has two very prominent creases on his knuckle.

It's faint, but David appears to have these exact crease marks as well.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I went full-bore conspiracy theorist and put some of the clearer Smurf in Hand pictures next to some pictures from the dude's facebook:

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No smoking gun, but man do they seem really similar.

Last time I saw that hand was March 3, 2009. I'm very sure that's the hand that groped a diapered smurf.

I don't know if you noticed, but SiH has two very prominent creases on his knuckle.
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It's faint, but David appears to have these exact crease marks as well.
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I love this weaponized autism. Don’t stop guys, let’s push this as far as it can go!

 

[SomethingFishi]

I have a hard time believing that he did all the SiH stuff as a trolling effort against the forum users. Just seems like too much work for too little payoff. Not to mention, there was never a 'gotcha' moment where he came clean. Then again, it's also hard to believe that the writer of an infamous smurf torture fic is a lawyer and family man from Texas. It's great finally having some answers, but goddamn it, I need more.

 

[Windows Error 98]

I have a hard time believing that he did all the SiH stuff as a trolling effort against the forum users. Just seems like too much work for too little payoff. Not to mention, there was never a 'gotcha' moment where he came clean. Then again, it's also hard to believe that the writer of an infamous smurf torture fic is a lawyer and family man from Texas. It's great finally having some answers, but goddamn it, I need more.

Yeah, whatever reason he did it, I cannot believe it was an ironic exercise. I don’t think there’s an ironic bone in this man’s body. Throughout all of his game board posts, there’s no hint of any kind of sense of humor that would allow for this. This is not the kind of guy who would troll, it was a father of 2 in his late 30s who was interested in board games. If it was him, and I am 100% sure it was, this was done because of a fetish.

 

[cuddle striker]

I went full-bore conspiracy theorist and put some of the clearer Smurf in Hand pictures next to some pictures from the dude's facebook:

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No smoking gun, but man do they seem really similar.

Last time I saw that hand was March 3, 2009. I'm very sure that's the hand that groped a diapered smurf.

is there a sih photo that shows the back of the hand? if I can see that next to the FB photo from 10/17/14 I can compare the vein patterns. the short nail beds close to the fingertips is convincing on its own