Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

I was perusing the collection at Sotheby’s while sipping a delightful Chianti and came across this sculpture with a striking resemblance.

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Herro fellow lesbians
(Lesbians Who Tech)

You’ve got to be fucking joking. Imagine that room, however many people sat around just collectively and knowingly invested in a lie and proud of it.

Also, I misread the channel name as ‘lesbians who teach’, and didn’t notice they were doing that obnoxious forced verb thing, like when they say ‘adulting’.
 
Elliot about Observability; Some things I learned:
- novel failure modes
- things you didn't anticipate
- It used to be bad in the past
- today you can't use dashboards anymore for modern software.
- you have to be able to come to new conclusions
- iterative
- diving deep

So in the end I still don't know shit.

Elliot also learned a new brilliant thing: "You don't need to know what you're looking for, you should be able to find it" Perfect!
And at the end of the vid Elliot has to pronounce the following; J. S. O. N. and G. I. F.
What a badass!

 
You’ve got to be fucking joking. Imagine that room, however many people sat around just collectively and knowingly invested in a lie and proud of it.

Also, I misread the channel name as ‘lesbians who teach’, and didn’t notice they were doing that obnoxious forced verb thing, like when they say ‘adulting’.
I like the caption at the beginning. “QUEER | INCLUSIVE | BADASS.” Congratulating yourself for including a troon in tech is the lowest hanging fruit possible. That’s like a hip hop label boasting about providing black representation.
 
Elliot is guilty of the sin of zina (fornication, adultery and consent accident). May Allah (PBUH) have mercy on Elliot’s soul for he has fornicated forcefully and willingly with most of the Google brethren. I hope he can find peace in Allah’s embrace and repent for his mortal sins. He will be welcomed into heaven as a strong and faithful man.
 
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If you ever get rich then make sure to donate a few bucks once in a while & brag about it.
That way you can get away with being rich and you can also shit on other people.
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Who the fuck is this chink calling a colonizer? He lives in Canada and Australia, neither of which are his birthplace, and he travels around Europe consent accidenting vulnerable people.
 
Why is he wearing moon boots?
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Edit 2 - It's called kyphosis and is related to eunuchs.
So if these guys think that their neovagina is hell then in a few years there will be another nasty surprise.
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And then to think of it that they want to promote this to teenagers.
 
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View attachment 3869157I was going to say blobfish, but I don't want to slander such a mysterious creature as the blobfish. So I say someone threw a monkfish in the other teleport device. It works too. Giant head, and extremely predatory.
Fuck the blobfish and monkfish, Elliot got chucked in the teleporter with one of these bad boys:

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(And yes that's a real fish, I've caught a few.)
 
Who the fuck is this chink calling a colonizer? He lives in Canada and Australia, neither of which are his birthplace, and he travels around Europe consent accidenting vulnerable people.
Plus he is the worst kind of colonizer.

It’s not like he is a tough guy, imposing his will through physical domination, and running a risk of reprisal and personal danger.

He is a slimy financial colonizer using money, connections and leverage on an established elite.
He also tries to blame the victims of his rapes by saying an equivalent of come out of the jungle, kiss the cross and put some clothes on.
 
That's a tall, homely woman in her late 40s. The only reason some people struggle to tell the difference between a tall, average looking older woman from a troon is because troons have worked hard to convince everyone that women cease to be women once they've hit menopause or aren't drop dead gorgeous or have "masculine" features such as broad shoulders. Troons have muddied the waters so much that when people look at a tall, middle aged woman, they're like, "is she cis tho?" Fucking clown world.
Depends where you are. This is San Francisco after all. The chances you will find one there is significantly higher than in say Moldova
 
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