Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law

[Bubonic_Vague]

Do you know what she's going on about with the "leave me alone."? I mean the thing is titled salmon patties. Somebody knocked, someone must be checking on her. . .must be cops, damn.. I never watch her anymore, she's been so boring and repetitive. I mean she says leave me alone but she puts this shit on video so it's ridiculous. Yup Sheriff's Dept. I bet they're just crazy about her. I thought she said she got fired today, but she said she had to go to work tomorrow, so my old ears are probly playing tricks again.

Not fired - she was ranting about the cops because they had pulled her over and found out she had outstanding traffic tickets from NY, and her licence is / was suspended. The more wine she guzzled, the more she fixated on some fantasy that the police want to use her as an informer or something - probably the Mafia bullshit again, lol. Then the sniveling followed by the suicide baiting. Yet not half an hour earlier, she was doing that gross "cops r hawt hurrhurr" flirting thing she does. And now, bam, cops at the tin can door.

Welp, Dumpster sure did deliver, and just when I was thinking how dull she'd gotten. Phew. Hopefully someone a little more technologically astute than me manages to grab the vid, it's a doozy: https://youtu.be/l9hW4-Cx9tU [deputies knock-knockin' around 2:08:40]

ETA: Ninja'd by CAH, good work comrade.

 

[Fama]

Here's a fun little GIF.

Spoiler: Archive, Cops showing up

So likely 5150? If so, that would be twice in four months. She could lose her job if they keep her for a couple of days. I don't even know how she can keep a job at this point. or not... she's back live now

ETA: You know what I just realized, while she's trying to talk her way out of this she tells them they're hot. lmao
"So look...cops are hot"
"You guys are hot. You know your hot"
"But I just literally want you to leave me alone"

 

[Misssexy]

Here's a fun little GIF.
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Spoiler: Archive, Cops showing up

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So likely 5150? If so, that would be twice in four months. She could lose her job if they keep her for a couple of days. I don't even know how she can keep a job at this point.

She never paid the tickets in franklinville..there is proof of that ..wake up and take responsibility

 

[SuzyCC]

She never paid the tickets in franklinville..there is proof of that ..wake up and take responsibility

She never takes responsibility, not even for the cops showing up. Gee, just cause you're screaming about killing yourself live on camera. ..how DARE some "evil" person call for a welfare check on you. LOL, nothing is ever her own fault. Her little Dana Boosters are in there "I hate cop callers." Maybe they're not boosters, though, maybe they just want to see her die on camera. I shouldn't be so hasty.

 

[CrazyAsHell]

I am a victim. If you pull me over, I will kill myself. The laws don't apply to me cause.....not exactly sure why but they don't. She just wants to go make her money (for more wine and cigs) and live in her free "home" and it shouldn't matter that she doesn't have a license or insurance. You are NOT allowed to pull her over. You're

cute and shit, but no touchy DD

ETA: TX and NY better drop the charges cause if they don't, she is gonna kill herself.

 

[Misssexy]

@Bubonic_Vague LOL. He also has another channel, which I have attached here. I did record some of her live and will share it here: https://streamyard.com/uc72fqxxmgd9

I decided just to record it cause it's over an hour and then I have it if anyone wants to listen. I did some commentary through it. Couldn't help myself. LOL

ETA: https://streamyard.com/h239urzpk58k
Another recording where she is threatening to kill herself. I stopped it because I reported the vid. She is completely unhinged.

ETA: I picked up a bit when the cops came. It goes dark all the sudden. https://streamyard.com/wf2dm54h43zt

ETA: @Seulgi are you cow tipping???? Don't touch the cows! You and Willy Boy may have to share that simp award

Um it's not just cell phone tickets that she didn't pay ..she never went to court for but the incident in Yorkshire that she never went to court for . Be a responsible adult and pay for your crimes

I am a victim. If you pull me over, I will kill myself. The laws don't apply to me cause.....not exactly sure why but they don't. She just wants to go make her money (for more wine and cigs) and live in her free "home" and it shouldn't matter that she doesn't have a license or insurance. You are NOT allowed to pull her over. You're
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cute and shit, but no touchy DD

ETA: TX and NY better drop the charges cause if they don't, she is gonna kill herself.
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She is a goddess that's why the laws don't apply to her lol

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

This feckless cunt thinks batting eyelashes at cops is working for her? Dumpster: you're 60, it's the 21st century, and no younger male with a uniform and badge is going to risk his job to appease your Wrigley Spearmint-shaped ass.

LOL that she's trying to retcon her getting pulled over for warrants as "they want to force me to be an informer" though. My sides.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

This feckless cunt thinks batting eyelashes at cops is working for her? Dumpster: you're 60, it's the 21st century, and no younger male with a uniform and badge is going to risk his job to appease your Wrigley Spearmint-shaped ass.

LOL that she's trying to retcon her getting pulled over for warrants as "they want to force me to be an informer" though. My sides.

Can't ETA for some reason, but "don't fuck with me no more":

Yelling at some mysterious "you" to stop holding her accountable for her fuckups and just let her work to make money to sort her shit out. She's not referring to the Arizona police as she cringily sucks up to them at the end. Who you talking to, Dumpster?

 

[CrazyAsHell]

Can't ETA for some reason, but "don't fuck with me no more":

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Yelling at some mysterious "you" to stop holding her accountable for her fuckups and just let her work to make money to sort her shit out. She's not referring to the Arizona police as she cringily sucks up to them at the end. Who you talking to, Dumpster?

It's my understanding from what she has said, AZ had pulled her over. Her license was suspended, which she KNEW since she did not show up for her DUI court case and she, as is her MO, went off the deep end telling "NY and TX" that they are going to WAIT for her to "get her shit together" (a common thing for her to say in the last 7 years) and get money to pay the fines. Here's an idea DD, how about you start saving that money by not buying any more ALCOHOL which got you the DUIs, to begin with?

YOU broke the law. YOU. No one else. No one MADE you do it. No one MADE those choices for you. Neither NY or TX are watching your shit and even IF they were, they are not saying "Oh. OK......we need to not enforce the law because the goddess of fermented grapes says so'". They don't give 2 shits whether or not your shit is together. You have literally had YEARS to get your shit together to take care of your legal issues in TX and at least 1.5 years to get your shit together to take care of your legal issues in NY.

While I realize you manage to slip thru the fingers of law enforcement rather easily the last few years, sooner or later, that will not be the case. Karma comes for EVERYONE, Dana, and you are no exception.

 

[Misssexy]

It's my understanding from what she has said, AZ had pulled her over. Her license was suspended, which she KNEW since she did not show up for her DUI court case and she, as is her MO, went off the deep end telling "NY and TX" that they are going to WAIT for her to "get her shit together" (a common thing for her to say in the last 7 years) and get money to pay the fines. Here's an idea DD, how about you start saving that money by not buying any more ALCOHOL which got you the DUIs, to begin with?

YOU broke the law. YOU. No one else. No one MADE you do it. No one MADE those choices for you. Neither NY or TX are watching your shit and even IF they were, they are not saying "Oh. OK......we need to not enforce the law because the goddess of fermented grapes says so'". They don't give 2 shits whether or not your shit is together. You have literally had YEARS to get your shit together to take care of your legal issues in TX and at least 1.5 years to get your shit together to take care of your legal issues in NY.

While I realize you manage to slip thru the fingers of law enforcement rather easily the last few years, sooner or later, that will not be the case. Karma comes for EVERYONE, Dana, and you are no exception.

Wait what !! She has to be held responsible? Oh course she doesn't she is the Goddess ..Dana grow up ..you don't pay rent so ybe take the alcohol money and pay your debts smh

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

I swung my shed door spare key around a bit just now with a couple glasses of wine in me and the resultant magic spell revealed Dana's near future.

 

[Toasty]

What Dana doesn't get (well this time anyway, several books could be written about what Dana doesn't get) is that her "leave me tf alone" video is basically saying that she refuses to get her shit together. She won't deal with her continuing legal issues and assorted fines unless "they" go away and let her get her shit together.
Taking care of the consequences of your actions, such as resolving legal issues and fines is pretty much the definition of getting your life together.

 

[CrazyAsHell]

The comments in this live were lit! He gets troll of the year!

 

[Misssexy]

The comments in this live were lit! He gets troll of the year!
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She was so touched by him .. surprised she didn't flick the bean on live cuz of him

 

[PitcherInTheWheat]

The comments in this live were lit! He gets troll of the year!
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Is anyone else having difficulty with playing this video? Is there an archive elsewhere? I can only view the first few minutes. From there, the timestamp moves but nothing happens. It's driving me nuts because I really want to see this troll!

 

[Seulgi]

Is anyone else having difficulty with playing this video? Is there an archive elsewhere? I can only view the first few minutes. From there, the timestamp moves but nothing happens. It's driving me nuts because I really want to see this troll!

I had to refresh the page a couple times, but it eventually worked.

 

[Dirty Harry]

She's the type of woman that turns men into trying homosexuality because she is so repulsive.

 

[CrazyAsHell]

Found another YTer who posts some of DD shit. This is an oldy but a goody. Her being very abusive to her dog for doing something all dogs do; kills something they think might hurt their owners. If she is like this to a DOG, it's not much of a stretch to believe the bitch is like that to her children. DD, you don't deserve a dog.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

Found another YTer who posts some of DD shit. This is an oldy but a goody. Her being very abusive to her dog for doing something all dogs do; kills something they think might hurt their owners. If she is like this to a DOG, it's not much of a stretch to believe the bitch is like that to her children. DD, you don't deserve a dog.
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What Dumpster doesn't realise is that it's THIS type of shit - the son-hating animal-abusing child-threatening monstrous shit - on TOP of her usual screechy, creepy, antisocial behaviour that tips her from trainwreck territory into skitzocow territory.

 

[SuzyCC]

What Dumpster doesn't realise is that it's THIS type of shit - the son-hating animal-abusing child-threatening monstrous shit - on TOP of her usual screechy, creepy, antisocial behaviour that tips her from trainwreck territory into skitzocow territory.

I just went to her live channel and all the videos are gone right now. I wonder if she took them down or YouTube did.