Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Feline Solution]

The pests are working on sprucing up Piggy's comedy material a bit:


Thread: https://onaforums.com/forum/index.php?threads/half-hour-comedy-hour-with-patrick-s-tomlinson.25378/

 

[A Sunset]

Thanks to Thomas Apostle over on onaforums, we get another banger of a text convo, once again showing that Patrick is extremely mentally ill, and fat.

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It's like talking to a broken robot or automaton. A really, really fat automaton. How fitting, since Fatrick mindlessly parrots any libshit talking point shoved down his pig-hole.

Fatrick will break if pushed too far down a logic chain. You must keep him focused on what he is capable of processing or he will short-circuit.

He's also mind-broken LFMAO. Elon taking Twitter away short-circuited his pig brain.

 

[KKKaan]

Thanks to Thomas Apostle over on onaforums, we get another banger of a text convo, once again showing that Patrick is extremely mentally ill, and fat.

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This man is completely unhinged, jfc.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm utterly fascinated by people like Patrick who keep doing the same damn thing over and over again, expecting different results.

Change your damn number idiot. Stop responding to trolls. Grow the fuck up.

I am certain he has gone to the police to file a report about these trolls and the cops told him the same damn thing.

 

[JustSomeDong]

It's like talking to a broken robot or automaton. A really, really fat automaton. How fitting, since Fatrick mindlessly parrots any libshit talking point shoved down his pig-hole.

Fatrick will break if pushed too far down a logic chain. You must keep him focused on what he is capable of processing or he will short-circuit.

He's also mind-broken LFMAO. Elon taking Twitter away short-circuited his pig brain.

This is why I get kind of bored of him sometimes, especially when the thread becomes pages and pages of this:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I find it funny that he wont change his number because he thinks he's an important writer and someone will ask him to write another series of books. Thing is his books were a vanity project by the publishers to see if they could get anyone to write a book and sell it. No one knows who he is at conventions, no one was read his books outside his trolls, and he has no friends that want to deal with him. All he has is his mother and if she's too senile to know who's calling from a new number after you tell them you have a new number, than just place her in a home already.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I don't use Twitter, but if I did, I'd send Pat a picture of a ceiling fan, just to see if he'd threaten it with prison.

 

[Associate Rick]

I'm utterly fascinated by people like Patrick who keep doing the same damn thing over and over again, expecting different results.

Change your damn number idiot. Stop responding to trolls. Grow the fuck up.

I am certain he has gone to the police to file a report about these trolls and the cops told him the same damn thing.

Rick is just like Chunk in the Goonies when he has to call the sheriff

Fatrick:
Hello, sheriff. I'm at Hooligans Superbar, and I want to report, well, a stalking.
Sheriff:
Wait a minute, wait a minute, just hold on here. Is that you again, Rick?
Fatrick:
Sheriff, look, this time I'm telling you the truth. I'm locked inside the Hooligans bathroom with this guy outside calling me piggy.
Sheriff:
Like the time you told me about the 60 Internet terrorists who stalked you for years?
Fatrick:
[to Nikki] Nikki, get back here. Hold on. Nikki, what are you doing?
Sheriff:
Just like that last prank about a guy impersonating your toilet?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I don't use Twitter, but if I did, I'd send Pat a picture of a ceiling fan, just to see if he'd threaten it with prison.

ah, a troll of the David Beals school

 

[The Taco Santo!]

What crime, federal or otherwise, does he think is being committed by texting him? How does he think the criminal texters will be identified? Once identified, who will arrest them? Who will charge them? Does he not realize that continuing to engage with them hands them a perfectly viable defense, that it's no longer harassment, but a conversation? How long a sentence does he honestly think they'll get, assuming they're convicted?

The answer to all these questions is undoubtedly that he hasn't really thought about it. He's not a smart man, and he's amazingly ignorant. He doesn't have even the faintest glimmer of knowledge about how the criminal justice system works. He has a child's view of things, "You're going to JAIL, FOREVER AND EVER!". It's some sort of reassurance fantasy. He thinks his copypasta is some kind of magic spell.

 

[A Sunset]

What crime, federal or otherwise, does he think is being committed by texting him? How does he think the criminal texters will be identified? Once identified, who will arrest them? Who will charge them? Does he not realize that continuing to engage with them hands them a perfectly viable defense, that it's no longer harassment, but a conversation? How long a sentence does he honestly think they'll get, assuming they're convicted?

The answer to all these questions is undoubtedly that he hasn't really thought about it. He's not a smart man, and he's amazingly ignorant. He doesn't have even the faintest glimmer of knowledge about how the criminal justice system works. He has a child's view of things, "You're going to JAIL, FOREVER AND EVER!". It's some sort of reassurance fantasy. He thinks his copypasta is some kind of magic spell.

If no laws are being broken by the people texting him, and not only that but he has made ZERO attempt to change his situation (change his phone number, stop responding, etc) he doesn't even have grounds to claim harassment. If he stopped engaging, tried to obscure his contact information, and was still being constantly harassed, maybe then at the very least he'd have some ground to stand on that he's tried to ignore these people but they are the aggressors.

Shocker, you took down their subreddit and tried to sue and dox and ruin Quasi's website. He's the fucking aggressor just as much as the rascals.

Of course everyone here already knows this and I'm just a retarded newfag to the thread and Pat. But it's just continually surprising how retarded Fatrick is, and how much of a fat faggot with bitch tits he is.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, child. It tolls for thee, stalker. Prison awaits.

 

[Mr Moonface]

(Credit to SpaceEdge)

Meanwhile... General Fatton licks his chops, a new war might be afoot!



One of piggy's tweets gets 1000 likes. Turns out he stole it, just like his dumb abortion trolley-problem:

 

[Associate Rick]

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(Credit to SpaceEdge)

Meanwhile... General Fatton licks his chops, a new war might be afoot!

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One of piggy's tweets gets 1000 likes. Turns out he stole it, just like his dumb abortion trolley-problem:

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That cloud text is just

 

[AnOminous]

One of piggy's tweets gets 1000 likes. Turns out he stole it, just like his dumb abortion trolley-problem:

I have a trolley problem with Fat Rick in it.

There's a trolley headed directly for Fat Rick. But if it hits him, someone else on the trolley will die.

If you pull the lever, the trolley will switch tracks and nobody will die. But Fat Rick will still be alive!

What do you do?

As for me sorry stranger.

 

[A Sunset]

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(Credit to SpaceEdge)

Meanwhile... General Fatton licks his chops, a new war might be afoot!

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One of piggy's tweets gets 1000 likes. Turns out he stole it, just like his dumb abortion trolley-problem:

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Of course the only time he gets any attention on Twitter is when he steals someone else's work. And of course he didn't credit it. What an untalented and fat hack he is.

 

[skol]

For some reason Pat seems to be just like those monkeys in a zoo. There are videos where a chimp grabs hammer and a nail and almost figures out how to correctly nail some stick to a wall, but lacks some finesse to do it correctly and ruins the nail instead. Fatrick seems the same, “almost like us” enough to do similar gestures, like, opening text message. Yet you know it’s brain just isn’t quite on the same level as human, as what Pat sends out is some incomprehensible babbling or an accidental copy paste over and over again.

 

[Ophelia]

I tried to turn myself in for felony texting, but the sheriff laughed, told me Pat was a fatty with bitch tits, and sent me home with left over halloween candy.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

We make fun of Pat because all his out and about photos are a stone-throw away from Hooligan's, so today to show us he's not a bar bum who spends his time away from his daughter day-drinking he uploaded a picture elsewhere


The car is parked at the Mackie Building located 2.2 miles away from Hooli's.


Surely he was in the area for business, or perhaps his gym is nearby. Patrick wins. We lose.

Or do we?

What else can we find at this historical building? Perhaps a watering hole? Could it be?


Where have I seen that stained glass window before?



Oh, Patrick!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

JFC the only places this guy ever goes are bars or other places where liquor is flowing. What a loser.