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I cannot contain my laughter right now. My sides, lads:
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Wonder if this one realizes any severance they were offered will likely be revoked for continuing to shitpost after being fired for shitposting.
 
Tell me you
I cannot contain my laughter right now. My sides, lads:
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Wonder if this one realizes any severance they were offered will likely be revoked for continuing to shitpost after being fired for shitposting.
Tell me you have been chronically overpaid and coddled and also never had to be responsible for anyone or anything in your entire life without telling me any of that. What a petulant child she is.
 
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I cannot contain my laughter right now. My sides, lads:
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Wonder if this one realizes any severance they were offered will likely be revoked for continuing to shitpost after being fired for shitposting.
The people who were part of the mass layoff probably got severance in lieu of WARN act notice. But being fired for cause hopefully he got jack.
 
I cannot contain my laughter right now. My sides, lads:
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Wonder if this one realizes any severance they were offered will likely be revoked for continuing to shitpost after being fired for shitposting.

Tell me you

Tell me you have been chronically overpaid and coddled and also never had to be responsible for anyone or anything in your entire life without telling me any of that. What a petulant child she is.

I'm just loving the schadenfreude of these schmucks getting popped due to their arrogance. How do these people not realize that if you want to keep your job, that speaking out is just going to paint a crosshair on you?
These are the same people who were smug over people getting fired for refusing the vaxx juice. No sympathy for them.
 
Thus far I have seen precisely no negatives to Musk's buyout of Twitter. He definitely overpaid (Not my problem), and I am annoyed at the golden parachute that many parasites are likely to have been given, but I am exceedingly pleased that he is laying off thousands of abject retards and pink-haired commies.
He has made hundreds of thousands of people I hate incredibly mad, and is seemingly in the process of unfucking the BkueCheka system.
He also seems to actually be making some effort to undo the consensus-forcing systems the site has been plagued with; the recent Japanese twitter "trending" changes being an indicator of that.

I really have no clue why some people here want to pivot conversation into attacking Musk, and declaring that things are "Exactly the same" or even somehow "Worse". I don't think I trust Musk, but he's doing something here that seems positive so far, so why would I want to side with trannies, faggots, and other undesirables right now? Feel free to invent some gay strawman about worshipping him like a redditor though if that makes you feel better.


He hasnt unbanned me yet though. Come on Musk I want to go back to mocking trannies and niggers.
Musk has now owned Twitter for, what, a month or so?
He specializes in upfront showmanship like this, check back in a year and see if any of this actually sticks.

Also, so trannies, faggots, and other undesirables getting the shaft is something a person should care about, but it's ok to simply ignore that the people responsible for crafting a company full of trannies, faggots, and undesirables made off like bandits?
I'm not ready to cheer on workers who disagree with me politically (and there's no guarantee all of them even do) eating shit while the people at the top who are the actual architects all profit off them losing their jobs, including Musk who's using the entire thing as a transparent bid to increase stock in himself as a personality. Class solidarity and all that.

This entire company is garbage and I would still be able to sleep if everyone involved lost it all, but if someone deserves to get it it's the people at the top who are counting their stacks. Do you think they aren't going to take that money and invest it back into advancing their ideology?
Oh, the people who are on Twitter are upset? How is that different from any other time? They're literally always upset.
At least in my book the individuals and opinions on Twitter don't even necessarily register as human; they type words, but I don't actually have faith that they possess emotions as a normal person would understand it. If they did at one point they won't after bombarding their mind with low engagement social media for a while.
They're pretty much all bug people with feelings that are about as deep as a puddle, that's why the service appeals to them.

The whole situation is definitely interesting, that's a positive, but beyond that it's neither positive nor negative really: Twitter is a dogshit service not by moderation but by design and the "positive" outcome would be if it simply didn't exist, except there are enough people with internet brain rot and no self control that there's demand for it so even if it did go down in flames a new service would replace it. The show here is nice and all, but it doesn't really amount to anything.
 
All of these people who have been laid off don't seem to be bothered that they've lost their main source of income. They're just like "It's been a good time tweeps, glad to have worked with you". Normally if someone was laid off, they'd be worried about how they're going to get another job. Really shows how a lot of Twitter staff were probably already rich kids cushioned with vast amounts of money, and that they were just there to virtue signal and and power-trip by taking down everything that they didn't agree with.
 
Oh no, people (on the "right" side) are getting fired over Tweets! This sets a dangerous new precedent for our democracy! Someone save these poor victims becuase the media suddenly cares!

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This whole circus has proven the media can make a news story and article out of literally nothing. I bet they could even do "Elon Musk Breathes Air" as a headline.
 
You mean they were not already doing that with Trump?
At least they were pretending to have an air of just covering what's happening in politics. This whole thing is about a site that barely 2% of the population uses that isn't even important except for terminally online narcissists with unwarranted self importance to "ratio" people they don't like.
 
Oh no, people (on the "right" side) are getting fired over Tweets! This sets a dangerous new precedent for our democracy! Someone save these poor victims becuase the media suddenly cares!
Imagine that, if you publicly shit-talk your boss, he might fire you! Totally unprecedented!

I suppose if you've lived in an autistic tard bubble your entire life and nobody has ever told you no, this might make sense.

This is idiots misbehaving on a matter directly related to their employment. These Twitter scum have been forming lynch mobs and going out and demanding the scalps of people for shit that had nothing to do with their job. They just angered some man in a dress somehow.

Everyone knows, though, that the dick (or cunt) paying you can stop paying you any time you give him (or her) cause.
 
At least they were pretending to have an air of just covering what's happening in politics. This whole thing is about a site that barely 2% of the population uses that isn't even important except for terminally online narcissists with unwarranted self importance to "ratio" people they don't like.
The media talking head retards use Twitter and were some of the most enthusiastic adapters, so it's of vast importance to everyone else that people are being fired for trashing their boss on his own platform.
 
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Sure, it might have cost 44 billion dollars but you can't say Musk isn't trying to get as much enjoyment out of Twitter until the whole thing goes tits up

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Here's hoping he follows through. I'm still ambivalent about Elon himself, but I'm also loving all this salt.
You cut out the best part of that tweet: He is responded to the twitter of a niche gaming website with a anime girl profile.
 
I cannot contain my laughter right now. My sides, lads:
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Wonder if this one realizes any severance they were offered will likely be revoked for continuing to shitpost after being fired for shitposting.
Why'd you crop out who posted that Tweet and Elon's reply to it:
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The blue checks got really mad because Elon replied to her:
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The media talking head retards use Twitter and were some of the most enthusiastic adapters, so it's of vast importance to everyone else that people are being fired for trashing their boss on his own platform.
I think more importantly to the company, they are trashing their company's primary shareholder on the company's product.
 
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