Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[AnOminous]

My first thought was prostrate cancer and now I really hope he has that just so he can tweet about how hard it is to pee.

 

[gay]

So what's gonna kill him first. The Beetus or the Cancer?

Sam Hyde.

 

[Android18]

Less than 2 months ago on September 28th this fat liar was all over Twitter claiming his doctor gave him a clean bill of health and how anyone doubting that was a mad, jealous hater

 

[Catspajamas7]

Boogie has cancer

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Holy hell I’d like to call his doctors office. Homie needs some advice

 

[GaryGray]

Chronic cancer diagnosis are almost always a fixed death sentence. In this case it looks like 20 years is the high end. In reality with Boogies long prior health complications chances are 50/50 he makes it 7 or 10 years. Now a nice nest egg of a few hundred thousand dollars Boogie could afford good end of life care or possible experimental remission treatment. What a coincidence after loosing his nest egg to crypto there is this perfect heart warming story to drive donations. I'd bet the FTX scam's earnings that Boogie has known for at least six months if not years.

 

[AnOminous]

In reality with Boogies long prior health complications chances are 50/50 he makes it 7 or 10 years.

I hope he beats the odds and dies sooner. Preferably in prison, and preferably after getting raped.

 

[Keystone]

Being nit-picky as shit here, but personally I'd have the headline say "Boogies claims to have cancer" since he's such a big fat liar (Pun intended) about everything.

 

[Cuckoman]

I can produce new fat-cells faster than you can spread. Checkmate cancer.
-- boogie

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Couldn't have happened to a worse person, I only worry about the aftermath from the earthquake he causes once he keels over.

I know he's a fat retard but what he done that's so awful to deserve cancer? Most of the bad things he does he's done to himself afaik.

edit: guys im actually asking, i havent been keeping up with boogie, last time i saw him was when he was on the killstream like 4 years ago

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Boogie has cancer

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ResetERA is going to grave-dance on this one.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Boogie having cancer shouldn't be absolutely fucking hilarious but it is for some reason, why is that?

 

[Takodachi]

I'm not believing a word from his fat mouth until he shows papers.

 

[dramamine]

a morbidly obese man saying his already increased risk of throwing clots made worse by blood cancer is "no big deal"? i give it a month before reality sets in and he starts e-begging and doomposting. actual doomposting though bcus this nigga is gonna die soon

 

[AnOminous]

Boogie may or may not have cancer but the 100% total fact is he is FAT.

 

[Takodachi]

a morbidly obese man saying his already increased risk of throwing clots made worse by blood cancer is "no big deal"? i give it a month before reality sets in and he starts e-begging and doomposting. actual doomposting though bcus this nigga is gonna die soon

Awfully optimistic, I give him a week.

 

[Dave.]

Boogie has cancer

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You know, half of me thinks Boogie wants to die naturally at this point. He doesn't want to kill himself yet because he's still got some years he wants to live, but he doesn't want to live for long and he somewhat hopes he just passes away naturally. I don't know what to call that. Entropy?

 

[dramamine]

Awfully optimistic, I give him a week.

if its 4real and he gets any treatment he'll start feeling like shit as the doctors attempt to circumvent a massive stroke or embolism with tons of drugs and interventions that hurt. if its not a hoax he's fucked

 

[ChromaQuack]

So let me get this straight, this habitual liar claims to have cancer, but not just any type of cancer, it's conveniently one that is incredibly slow moving, can take over a decade to kill you (boogie doesn't have a decade left and it's not because of any cancer) and on top of that is a relatively rare type of cancer? why, even when getting a cancer diagnosis it's the one that allows him to further sit on twitter crying for years to come.

Yeah, not buying it, this is a pity party, unless he posts bloodwork with high fucking everything (particularly Hb), a positive result from a Janus kinase 2 V617F mutation test, a bone marrow biopsy that shows scarring and an IVD test for EEC he can eat shit.

 

[Hex Cat]

I cant wait until I see the day that someone says "Boogie died" and it's actually true.

 

[Xenomorph]

He better hope he has a widowmaker and not a stroked out veggie.
There is a joke there but Im lazy