Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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LeMid’s influence on James Corden doesn’t change the GOAT discussion any. Jordan is the most influential basketball player of all time. You could use this logic to say anything LeFollower does is a credit to Jordan. Retards.
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The worst part of Ben Collins is his username. You wanna know how many underscores are in it? Not one, but two. Trust me, it messed with setting up a tweet bot on him. He can’t do anything right.
If you want more shit basketball takes, you're in luck because Ben used to be a writer for Slam. It looks like he tried to be a knock-off Drew Magary at first, but descended into increasingly bland writing over the years.

Weirdly, his LinkedIn has him only at Slam from 2007-2012, while the site archive has him there from 2006-2020 (I guess his writing was so boring even he forgot about it).
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Also, I found the reason for his effeminate FTM appearance:
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The worst part of Ben Collins is his username. You wanna know how many underscores are in it? Not one, but two. Trust me, it messed with setting up a tweet bot on him. He can’t do anything right.
Sounds like he made you super buttmad. Have you considered you got trolled with that name?
 
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This is a real tweet that I stumbled upon earlier about 60 seconds before it was deleted, the timing was extremely fortunate. I wish I got the archive off though.
My mind cannot even unwrap this Tweet or its meaning.
It's part of a new running joke among male troons that white women have sex with dogs as some sort of twisted own against the dangerous oppressive group that is white women, therefore said white women would be disappointed that all the "dog girls" (analogous to anime cat girls with cat ears) do not take the penetrative role. Of course, their obsession with this concept is no different than the sexually motivated and degrading joke that your regular degenerate male would
make about white women and their dogs, and keffals probably typed it out with one hand.
 
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No, thanks.

It's part of a new running joke among male troons that white women have sex with dogs as some sort of twisted own against the dangerous oppressive group that is white women, therefore said white women would be disappointed that all the "dog girls" (analogous to anime cat girls with cat ears) do not take the penetrative role. Of course, their obsession with this concept is no different than the sexually motivated and degrading joke that your regular degenerate male would
make about white women and their dogs, and keffals probably typed it out with one hand.

I was under the impression this was a /pol/ "joke" derived from the coal burner meme where "dog" is a stand in for "black man" as in "fucking a black man is as degenerate as fucking a dog" and I've seen local idiots in this very forum to use this "joke".

And /pol/ is exactly the sort of place Lucas would pick this from because Lucas is a /pol/ tard that is quite transparently so, but he has to pretend he's a progressive breadtuber hopeful because he cut his dick.

Otherwise he would be all around A&N sperging about Da Jews.
 
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Keffals talked very quietly because EFNO was "asleep in the other room".
Rate me late but who is EFNO? Is it the same person that told them to stop depression streaming the other day? I saw rumors that that person was keffals brother or a family member since I would be very surprised if keffals had any IRL friends.
 
Rate me late but who is EFNO? Is it the same person that told them to stop depression streaming the other day? I saw rumors that that person was keffals brother or a family member since I would be very surprised if keffals had any IRL friends.
EllenFromNowOn, the one whose house Keffals stayed at in Ireland. You may have heard choice monikers on here like "potato troon".
 
According to one probably unreliable source, he's 5'7", which is definitely manlet-sized, short enough to be an FtM. I'd just need more to buy it. He gives off the Big Soy Energy you get from manlets like him. If anything he reminds me of a malicious soy golem like Ron Toye more than he does an Aidan.

If he is, though, he earned his pronoun, unlike any money he's been paid for his meretricious and mendacious swill.
Brandy Zadrozny, who Ben Collins is definitely not having an affair with*, is 5'5" according to the first result on google, which was definitely written by a human and not an AI:
factsbuddy said:
She is a woman of average stature. Brandy stands at a height of 5 ft 5 in ( Approx 1.65m).
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*the immortal science of green lines, as revealed by the Prophet Rivelino, shows that he would like to:
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