Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[UVB-76]

Written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong

Let's see who wins the autistic battle of reaching to blame each other.

 

[AgendaPoster]

As I was saying right after the news broke out, NATO still has adults in charge, and so has Poland and the rest of the members. Now I might disagree with a lot of these people on social issues, but I have relatively high levels of trust that they are not planning to start WW3 nor do they want any sort of direct, formal NATO engagement with Russia.
The missile might have been Ukrainian and the local news sources say Poland will also recognize this.
I dislike how some Ukrainian TG channels and even Zelenski essentially tried to use this unfortunate event as a path towards further escalation. Are you fucking retarded? Not even if the missile was launched by Russia on purpose should Art 5 be triggered. Not out of cowardice, but because WW is not a reasonable response for 2 civilian deaths.
There is a responsibility to Europe and the planet too, not just Ukraine. We will carefully tread the line with helping Ukraine recover territory and push back invasion, and we will try to pacify Russia and maybe cause a regime change, but WW3 is not on the plans, we're sorry you got attacked and raped by the hordes, but what the fuck should we do more than what is done already. WW would be a worse outcome for Ukraine too.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I think I just invented myself a new cope:

It actually was a Russian missile, but NATO are saying it's Ukranian in order to avoid overt escalation. Meanwhile, secret plans are afoot! Moscow by christmas!

I'm willing to license this, for a can of coke, to anyone who wants to use it.

 

[BaldAndMorallyBankrupt]

Written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong
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Let's see who wins the autistic battle of reaching to blame each other.

Man, do you think fucking exploding might change some of the physical characteristics of a component?

...and what, Poland declares article 5 and NATO shows up to save the world, just like in that scene from the Avengers? LOL

More likely Ukraine needs more fresh mercenaries and the Pollacks weren't volunteering in big enough numbers so the Polish government green-lit this little performance to get the cattle worked up.

There won't be any declaration of article 5, just a lot of seething and more dumb Pollacks crossing the border to fight in Ukraine.

So more dead slavs? This is a bad thing..how exactly?

 

[RussianBlonde]

So it's pretty much confirmed that the missile was fired by drunk Ukrainians.



LOL

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Man, do you think fucking exploding might change some of the physical characteristics of a component?

That's the thing, who the fuck knows. Trying to determine based on these pictures by ourselves is not going to yield any results, it's like Rorschach test at this point.
We're supposed to have experts for that, so I'm waiting for some actual concrete fucking information from these assholes.

So it's pretty much confirmed that the missile was fired by drunk Ukrainians.

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LOL

Assuming that's the case, how is this incorrect?

 

[UmQasaan]

Poland should still invoke article 5, against Ukraine. Take back east Galicia and volhynia

 

[St.Davis]

I'm actually surprised that it apparently HAS turned out to be the Hohols' fault, especially with how quickly Zelensky was demanding action.

Assuming that's the case, how is this incorrect?

Because the Ukrainians were still the ones to have hit Poland. Ukraine taking the L on this one is a lot less pathetic than trying to argue that it's Russia's fault that Ukraine bombed Poland.

 

[RussianBlonde]

That's the thing, who the fuck knows. Trying to determine based on these pictures by ourselves is not going to yield any results, it's like Rorschach test at this point.
We're supposed to have experts for that, so I'm waiting for some actual concrete fucking information from these assholes.

Assuming that's the case, how is this incorrect?

If you're referring to the part I highlighted, it slightly pisses me off that fucking Zeleńsky used the missile incident to accuse NATO of engaging in pacification of aggressor and started calling for action immediately. It is Ukraine's, not Russia's, fault for these missiles landing on Polish soil.

Fuck you Zelensky.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was orchestrated on purpose.

 

[ffo kcuF]

Listen, i said it already in another thread so I'll repost it here. I'm Polish btw.

You're deluded if you think Poland wants article 5 triggered. First of all, if it did happen we'd be the ones getting fucked the most, we already are.

Second of all, we're not naive or stupid enough to actually believe that other NATO members are gonna get involved and go on the offensive against Russia. They are not obligated to do so.

We had the best example months ago when Uncle Sam tried to fuck us over and have us deliver artillery directly to Ukraine making us an agressor (in which case we'd lose the right to trigger article 4 or 5 of NATO agreement), when we suggested US does it themselves out of their German military base they played dumb and said they wouldn't do it. I wonder why.

ALSO WESTERN BROTHERS PLEASE ASK YOUR LEADER MCDONALD TRUMP TO SEND US SOME OF YOUR FINEST TROONS SO RUSSIA CAN BE CRUSHED

Ok jeez lol

Im just going by what the media was saying, not specifically talking about the Polish government. And Ukraine were absolutely blaming Russia and calling for action.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I'm actually surprised that it apparently HAS turned out to be the Hohols' fault, especially with how quickly Zelensky was demanding action.



Because the Ukrainians were still the ones to have hit Poland. Ukraine taking the L on this one is a lot less pathetic than trying to argue that it's Russia's fault that Ukraine bombed Poland.

Zelensky jumped the gun, you're not wrong. Trying to double down until there's definitive proof is a bad look, should be prepared to own it if it ends up being theirs.
Doesn't change the fact that if it's indeed true, this unfortunate accident would be a result of Ukraine defending itself from the Russian attack. Russia had a choice in the matter, Ukraine didn't. Like how Rittenhouse had to shoot Pedobaum.

If you're referring to the part I highlighted, it slightly pisses me off that fucking Zeleńsky used the missile incident to accuse NATO of engaging in pacification of aggressor and started calling for action immediately. It is Ukraine's, not Russia's, fault for these missiles landing on Polish soil.

Fuck you Zelensky.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was orchestrated on purpose.

I would be, it's Occam's razor.
Either:
Russia launched nearly 100 missiles toward Ukraine, some of them could've malfunctioned. Shit happened.
Ukraine had nearly 100 missiles flying toward them, they had to be swatted down, they launched missiles to intercept, some of them could've malfunctioned. Shit happened.

Russia isn't stupid enough to poke NATO like this, nor is Ukraine to risk losing one of their biggest supporters with such a gay op. Timing is also important, it happened as Ukraine was facing Russian missile barrage, so it was most likely a direct consequence of that, and both aforementioned options fit these conditions perfectly.
No need to overcomplicate it.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

So it's pretty much confirmed that the missile was fired by drunk Ukrainians.

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Ukrainian AA made a mistake defending itself from a terrorist attack. This more excusable than Russia’s actions, which will be considered the catalyst, by everyone, except for vatniggers themselves.

 

[botornottime]

Everyone that just watches the news, or gets it from Twitter are warmongering so hard. They will gain nothing from that mentality. They aren’t the elite. They’re just stupid

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Poland should just be based and declare Article 5 on Ukraine.

Imagine having a shitpost war.

 

[A-Stump]

I'm going to false flag YOU!

Not if I false flag you first!

MOOOOOOOOOOOM! HE FIRED A MISSILE!

 

[Delicious Diversity]

If you're referring to the part I highlighted, it slightly pisses me off that fucking Zeleńsky used the missile incident to accuse NATO of engaging in pacification of aggressor and started calling for action immediately. It is Ukraine's, not Russia's, fault for these missiles landing on Polish soil.

Fuck you Zelensky.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was orchestrated on purpose.

Given that prior to 2022, there were no missiles falling on Poland, and now in 2022, there are missiles falling on Poland... I think we can put some of the blame for it on Russia. I think anyone with an above room temperature IQ can deduce that Russia firing missiles at Ukraine results in Ukraine firing air defense missiles to shoot them down, and with Ukraine and Poland sharing a border, inevitably some missiles from either side will stray across.

To just ignore all context is extremely juvenile. It would be like if someone broke into your house to murder you, and you shot them to defend yourself, and one of the bullets went through a wall and killed a neighbour. I don't think any serious person would say the blame is 100% on you and not the guy putting you in that situation.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I'm Polish btw.

It’s always nice when Europe can find at least one slav willing to adopt western values of gender identity. Thank you for bridging the gap.

With your support, we will dismantle all systematic barriers to trans acceptance in Poland.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

Doesn't change the fact that if it's indeed true, this unfortunate accident would be a result of Ukraine defending itself from the Russian attack. Russia had a choice in the matter, Ukraine didn't.

Ukraine had the choice to bomb the Donbass for nearly a decade straight. They also had the choice to allow the burgers to enter their asses in 2014 with their gay coup. Can you seriously think before you post? Anyone can play that game and I guarantee you the "who wronged who" game doesn't end in the Ukrainiens' favour.

 

[UVB-76]

Man, do you think fucking exploding might change some of the physical characteristics of a component?

I expect the cycle to include another piece of evidence that it was Ukrainian, then someone else points to something that suggests Russian origin, and in the end it is revealed it was actually Brazil.

Ukraine had the choice to bomb the Donbass for nearly a decade straight. They also had the choice to allow the burgers to enter their asses in 2014 with their gay coup. Can you seriously think before you post? Anyone can play that game and I guarantee you the "who wronged who" game doesn't end in the Ukrainiens' favour.

Yeah Ukraine should have just let Girkin and his merry band of nutcases seize government buildings.

 

[LaurenLauren]

I really wanted to root for Russia to at least wipe US's smug shit-eating grin, thanks to my fellow Poles' calls for genocide of ordinary Russian people making me sick to my stomach, but if it's true you people are too stupid to live.

Twoja stara robi gałę kacapom.