Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RL Steinbeck]

Copes

not sure if this is a typo or deliberate, but it’s funny nonetheless.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I haven't thought about this until now but did Clint ever bother to teach Cobes how to drive? Didn't he have a really fucked up commute to Wendy's? Like hours or some shit. It floors me that he never thought to learn when he was still functional by boglim standards. With Chris it's more a matter of him growing up in rural Virginia before things like doordash.

I dont think Casper is big enough to have that long of a commute. Cobes had wonky ass eyes so I wonder if the DMV would even let him get one. He drove Couch Chris van so he knows somewhat how to drive.

 

[Bogliacci]

I haven't thought about this until now but did Clint ever bother to teach Cobes how to drive? Didn't he have a really fucked up commute to Wendy's? Like hours or some shit. It floors me that he never thought to learn when he was still functional by boglim standards. With Chris it's more a matter of him growing up in rural Virginia before things like doordash.

Cobes wouldnt have even passed a driving test, he was legally blind until his eyes got sort of unfucked by the surgery. However, I'm sure he's still pretty much blind as a bat

 

[UncommonParlence]

not sure if this is a typo or deliberate, but it’s funny nonetheless.

I'm trying to make fetch happen.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Josh mentioned in the most recent stream with Rekieta that he was going to see if Cobes would look through emails for him for like 100 bucks a week. I have a hard time believing Cobra could even be trusted with doing that competently.

 

[Beak Thing]

He's been puking a lot more recently

That will do wonders for his teeth. Really not a good sign though, when you're vomiting like that it's a sign things are severely messed up internally.

It's basically your body itself telling you to stop ingesting a poisonous substance. I know when I've been hungover in the past the smell of the stuff alone makes you gag.

 

[MoonMare]

I have a hard time believing Cobra could even be trusted with doing that competently.

Has Josh ever done anything in his life competently? I honestly can't think of anything.

 

[Passacaille]

Has Josh ever done anything in his life competently? I honestly can't think of anything.

Hey! I personally think Josh has been running and keeping this site alive quite well for a long time now, so if he's interested in hiring Cobes as a secretary then I think we should have some faith in him. Josh kind of helped Chris Chan too, and I guess the outcome there wasn't optimal, but Cobes knows about Chris' antics, and the KingCobra is totally against incest (at third cousin level and below). Cobes hates sickos, yessss.

Josh is competent! And Cobes is still breathing and doing his thing everyday too!

Man, now I wish Mr. Moon would mint a coin with Cobra's head on it -- it would have to be a really large coin to contain that skull and lips -- but I just want to know if the Coin Curse would affect Cobra and what kind of deviancy he'd fall into, or would his dark magic be strong enough to keep him from sicko-temptation?

 

[Beak Thing]

Man, now I wish Mr. Moon would mint a coin with Cobra's head on it -- it would have to be a really large coin to contain that skull and lips -- but I just want to know if the Coin Curse would affect Cobra and what kind of deviancy he'd fall into, or would his dark magic be strong enough to keep him from sicko-temptation?

No way the curse gets through a Cobra Circle of Protection. He could even cleanse the CWC Coin with his magic.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

No way the curse gets through a Cobra Circle of Protection. He could even cleanse the CWC Coin with his magic.

Mate the silver would turn black in mear seconds of exposure to Cobes.

 

[Beak Thing]

Mate the silver would turn black in mear seconds of exposure to Cobes.

Protective tarnish. Most metals probably rust and undergo chemical reactions in close proximity to Cobra or the Dark Throne.

 

[Bogliacci]

No way the curse gets through a Cobra Circle of Protection. He could even cleanse the CWC Coin with his magic.

Why do you think KF is still up? Thats right, circle of protection from cobes.

 

[Devious Dave]

Do you guys think cobra has any kinda marketable skills at all I mean I know people want to buy his wands but he's lazy and won't make and sell them

 

[Baby Cakes]

How can someone do this and not realize they're at their rock bottom right now?

Cobes has yet to bust out the Cobra Craft Handmade shovel.

Do you guys think cobra has any kinda marketable skills at all I mean I know people want to buy his wands but he's lazy and won't make and sell them

He'd need a little time to get back into the swing of things but he could easily work at a fast food restaurant doing what he was doing before.

 

[Bogliacci]

Do you guys think cobra has any kinda marketable skills at all I mean I know people want to buy his wands but he's lazy and won't make and sell them

Nope. Also, someone calculated how many wand sales he's made for how much and over the course of the years he's been doing it he's making less than a cashier at mcdonalds would make. On top of that if he wasnt lazy with wand making, there are only so many people who would want to even buy a wand, so his market would dwindle with each one sold.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Protective tarnish. Most metals probably rust and undergo chemical reactions in close proximity to Cobra or the Dark Throne.

I wonder if we could get a little side business operating for him, we wear foundry suits hold parts in a pair of tongs and "Stench Blue" them for paying customers.

Do you guys think cobra has any kinda marketable skills at all I mean I know people want to buy his wands but he's lazy and won't make and sell them

Nope, he strikes me as nearly totally skilless and he's one of the few people I've ever seen who could classify as that, I mean look at Josh he can't use a computer apart from a really basic level he can't even attempt basic repairs on beyond turn it off and on again (and never really close apps on OSX just leave them blue balled), can't do basic kid level bike repairs, can't keep his own personal space neat and tidy let alone clean, Can't dress himself like a normal human being under any circumstance, doesn't baith unless he is 1000000% forced to.

He'd degenerated from his early years significantly - be it through Booze, Drugs, or other issues there is no argument that can be made saying he's at the same level of functionality he was 10 years ago. He's a degenerate in the truest sense of the meaning.

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobes wouldn't even be good at manual labor. Even a ditch digger needs to know how to work augurs and trenchers, and also be able to even have the hand eye coordination to use them.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Has Josh ever done anything in his life competently?

See, that’s just the thing of it, Kiwi Farms; I can list tons of stuff:

• owning the trolls
• singing like The Beatles, Elvis, John Legend, Johnny Cash, and Danny Filth
• ride bike (weather permittable)
• doing his own thing
• not judging (if that’s what you’re into)
• custom pants
• smelling good
• handling fame gracefully
• not letting the trolls get to him
• taking a hard stance on sickos

I could go on…
it’s pathetic, really.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

I haven't thought about this until now but did Clint ever bother to teach Cobes how to drive? Didn't he have a really fucked up commute to Wendy's? Like hours or some shit. It floors me that he never thought to learn when he was still functional by boglim standards. With Chris it's more a matter of him growing up in rural Virginia before things like doordash.

He got hit by a car riding his bike you really think that brainlet could handle a car? DUI incoming toobz.

Do you guys think cobra has any kinda marketable skills at all I mean I know people want to buy his wands but he's lazy and won't make and sell them

Telling it like it is.

 

[Bogliacci]

See, that’s just the thing of it, Kiwi Farms; I can list tons of stuff:

• owning the trolls
• singing like The Beatles, Elvis, John Legend, Johnny Cash, and Danny Filth
• ride bike (weather permittable)
• doing his own thing
• not judging (if that’s what you’re into)
• custom pants
• smelling good
• handling fame gracefully
• not letting the trolls get to him
• taking a hard stance on sickos

I could go on…
it’s pathetic, really.

This was a pretty professional post