DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Cistern Rumbler said:
I love his little "I hope you guys appreciate that I'm e-begging less *hint hint look at the low tips hint hint* sigh because I'm trying not to do it anymore" moments now.

A big content creator shamed him and now he's like a guy on a date with a girl desperately holding in a shit. The begging just wants to explode out of his mouth.
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The whole "I'm not begging anymore. I hope you guys feel better now." spiel was horribly, painfully uncomfortable. I wonder if Kat does this stuff to him. It would explain a lot. Plot twist: Phil is being abused, and Kat makes him beg so she can play WWE.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
It should be clear now that DSP is immortal. He's The Highlander.

"There can be only one! Please tip."
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Fuck off. The Highlander was cool. :story:
RougeRed said:
The whole "I'm not begging anymore. I hope you guys feel better now." spiel was horribly, painfully uncomfortable. I wonder if Kat does this stuff to him. It would explain a lot. Plot twist: Phil is being abused, and Kat makes him beg so she can play WWE.
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That's still passive aggressive begging. He has to.
 
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deez_nuts said:
He could just buy a bald cap
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"You fucking nudnik it's like 92 degrees in his office and wearing anything on his head could make him overheat and pass out. You don't care about streamers health at all you brain-dead idiot."

Or whatever his garbage excuse for not wearing the Sonic protective autism helmet used to be.
 
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DeeTracktor said:
He wont shave his head bald mate
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deez_nuts said:
He could just buy a bald cap
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Another L for princess Burnell I don't see the "interview" ever happening with the original conditions he set up. (Channel has to have over 1m subs, no live chat, etc.)
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It was never going to happen because 1. DSP is not a person anyone wants to associate with and 2. He had a bunch of demands that no one would care about meeting.
 
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Chernabog said:
Does Logan Paul have a WWEChampions card? I'm sure he does. I can't wait for that Jake Paul card to drop tho.


Could you imagine the seethe? You'd have too. Cause no way he would find a way to bitch about it on the podcast without implicating himself.

It's small. But when you think about it, very significant. I mean you got these two brothers who are everything you are not. Uber successful. Athletic. Talented. Popular. Views. Mansions. Money. Literraly transcended youtube and now have become stars in actual pillars of Americana. Boxing. And oh yeah, fucking wrastling. I could care less about the boxing shit.

But for phil. Seeing a guy like Logan Paul not alone be better at him at his own job. He has to watch the guy be better than him at a dream job. But wait, it gets better, his little brother, as controversial as he is. Is now also featured in a fucking wwe main event. Phil can't get a sponsor to save his life cause the trollZ but jake paul suicide forested his way into a main event WWE PPV is fucking sadui Arabia.

It genuinely has to be heartbreaking for a guy like phil to open up dopaminesimulator.jpeg and see fucking Logan Paul. Not to mention just like, he loves wrestling, and now dudes who were so successful on YouTube they ended up *pop culture icons*, are on main event wwe ppvs.


It's gotta be a real punch in the gut when your a jealous egotistical asshole like phil.


Tinfoil hat off.


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Also funny phil can pigsplain 2 factor authorization and how he was an early adapter of it years and years and years ago. How they send you a nifty text code that ensures security. But when pressed about his line app he played dumb. What do you a mean a code to your phone??m
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There is a gold mine bitter rant from being on twitch when the suicide forest Jake Paul fiasco happened too. I don't remember the exact date but whenever that was, that's the stream to check pigpiggo or whatever for the Paul brother salt. Guy is making a go at Blondie's Debbie Harry to be #1 detractor with 15 minutes of expired fame spot, just let him peak with a WWE main event celebrity appearance run first, then he can go into recording a top of the chart hit to enter through the aisle to and he'll have checked off the entire list or prerequisites for the spot.
 
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Oliveoil said:
Soooo.
Boogie might have been faking his cancer diagnosis.
At least according to his own words nothing official but two "therapists" told him that.
I wonder how will Philly respond?
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He block homegirl after that.

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I would imagine pigs first thought will be along the lines of 'fuck I should have done this first'
 
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Oliveoil said:
Soooo.
Boogie might have been faking his cancer diagnosis.
At least according to his own words nothing official but two "therapists" told him that.
I wonder how will Philly respond?
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He block homegirl after that.

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Look. You fucking planet sized piece of fuck. It's the because YOU'RE A FAT. The only thing eating you from the inside-out is the fat fucking cells collapsing on themselves to sustain your mass. YOU'RE OBEAST. And you really want to use the fucking myriad of problems that come with being the size of a baby rhino? Fuck this guy Boogie.
And since I know he would read this post because he is THAT narccisstic I'm gonna predict his response
"Heyyyyy your totally right. I am fat. I suck. You're probably right that I look like one of Saturn's moons. And that's okayyyy. But I think I've changed a lot. You might disagree but that's fine. You're completely right."
Fuck this motherfucker. I've hated him since he tried to profit off of detractors
"I will be your WingsofRedemption. I will be your DarksydePhil. I can take it so they don't have to. "
Fucking humunculous. What a truly rechid creature. Inhuman.
 
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