Doesn't work if you're an only child/have no older homies
Doesn't work if your parents don't have a stash in the first place because they have a pretty good marriage.
Stores generally give a fuck.
And get busted for shoplifting?
And get busted for trading porn in school, before they tell your parents that you were trading porn in school?
Look, you can come up with possibly a billion things that age verification beyond "ok, bucko, if you say you're 18, then you're 18" won't prevent, but mainly or even only worrying about children getting access to loose
Hustler mags is-- I repeat--
still magnitudes better than them getting exposed to thousands of hours of sissy hypno because they committed the sin of making a typo on Google.
Even the culture of having to hustle to see a nipple is categorically better than what we're dealing with in (CURRENT_YEAR +

.
The way things are going, those won't be an issue.
I talk about mitigation of access, and several people in this thread go into borderline hysterics about having to use a
credit card, doling out arguments with all the efficacy of throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.