Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Doinker Marmalade]

I have a Trolley Problem:
On one track is Patrick in all his fatness and corpulence, on the other track is a vat labeled "10,000 viable embryos".

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy sees himself as the great white protector:

 

[artilleryfroth]

Piggy sees himself as the great white protector:

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This sounds like a load of crap. I’ve more than a few times seen wildly different valuations on the same property despite no changes in decor or in who presented as the owner. But of course in current year CRT-ruled USA it is obviously systemic racism, right? And 1.7GPA piggy has swallowed the bait whole. What a dunce.

 

[Mr Moonface]

This sounds like a load of crap.

Ready for more crap? Gym Pat is back!

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Does anyone remember which MATI talked about Patrick? The latest one. I'm trying to find it because I went through 3-4 patrick videos on youtube from MATI and couldn't located the most recent one I was looking for.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Ready for more crap? Gym Pat is back!

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Never once lifted your own child out of her pram though did you, deadbeat?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's a dead horse at this point, but I'm really curious if there's anywhere in the fucking world where that would be considered harassment with jail time as a punishment.

If anyone, it's probably the Leafs, huh? Maybe the Aussies? It certainly isn't in the US (by every scientific and legal metric, stalker child).

No, stalker. Thems not the rules.

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Really, this sums up the past 1200+ pages quite well

No, stalker. Thems not the rules.

Piggy sees himself as the great white protector:

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No, stalker. Thems not the rules.

 

[AnOminous]

SpaceEdge (red) and BudDickman (purple) enlighten us to the obvious; Rick's a slave to his nature and subservient to the Brothermen:
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Lmao but needs moar wookies.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ready for more crap? Gym Pat is back!

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"Precious little assholes"

Wow, Patrick. You just can't help insulting people, can you?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

My god, first he has these text exchanges where it reads like he's trying to play hard to get (no normal guy would even respond to most of this stuff once let alone continuing to do so, he obviously wants them to keep going) and now he's posting on social media about going to the gym, next to his posts about social justice? If a woman behaved this way, she'd probably be criticized for acting too stereotypical.

I don't know if he's just a very effeminate narcissist or if he's secretly a homo or what, but there's something real weird going on in Rick's mind. I mean aside from the obvious.

Hopefully one day he'll finally accept himself and stop taking his frustrations out on innocent victims. It's not the children's fault, Patrick. What you're doing won't fix anything.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Lmao but needs moar wookies.

I love it when he screams at church bells and Muppets but my personal favorites are
ones like these, simple, clean and effective. Also the Lizard King.

 

[John_Smith]

Pat the Lifter returns. We can see the scrawny, spaghetti arms. Pat has no muscle mass and never did. We are not fooled by the lies. Patso looks like a barrel with 4 toothpicks stuck into it and a giant beachball on top.

Forget the trolley problem, the real question is: How many Tomlinsons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fuck, you're stupid, child. Just 1. Patso hold the lightbulb in the socket and the world revolves around him. Because he is so fat he has his own powerful gravitational field and everything orbits around him. Orbits eclectically, child. Eclectically is the key.

 

[AnOminous]

Wow, Patrick. You just can't help insulting people, can you?

I'm pretty sure that's the last thing he says to the helpless Negro children before he grinds them up.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Patrick texts more with random O&A goons than I do to my family and loved ones (please, let's pretend I have them for the sake of discussion).

But anyway, I click on the link hoping for some Star Wars Christmas Special or Lizard King, and it's REAMS of Patrick just babbling for what appears to be an hour, and it's not all copy paste.

This is mind boggling to me. Sure, I've argued with lunatics here and there, but he's been doing this for years? Is that right? Isn't there anything he'd rather do? He should perhaps get that Tiny Tim Chainsaw Massacre out before December, being a Christmas thing.

Ah, what do I know, I'm just a dummy who's not pointing to his brain and stuff.

 

[Mr Moonface]

I consider Dan a Pat-adjacent lolcow at this point, so hopefully this isn't too off topic. Dan is currently at Vegas, he did a short livestream revealing his location and taunting the OnAForums.

The site wont let me upload a local copy for some reason.

There was another 30 or so seconds after that video that were lost, Dan bragged about doing cocaine and speed in the backrooms at Aria in Vegas.

Edit: I'll keep all the Danposting to one post. He went live again, eating dinner with a friend and two Vegas escorts (whores).

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I consider Dan a Pat-adjacent lolcow at this point, so hopefully this isn't too off topic. Dan is currently at Vegas, he did a short livestream revealing his location and taunting the OnAForums.

The site wont let me upload a local copy for some reason.

There was another 30 or so seconds after that video that were lost, where Dan bragged about doing cocaine and speed in the backrooms at Aria in Vegas.

He needs his own Kiwifarms thread.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

He needs his own Kiwifarms thread.

I agree, he’s definitely worked his way up at least to a secondary cow. If not a thread, certainly he rates a Person of Interest tag on his account at this point.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I love it when he screams at church bells and Muppets but my personal favorites are
ones like these, simple, clean and effective. Also the Lizard King.
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I like to imagine he sent this one with a slight smile on his face. In his conscious mind, it's because he totally owned that mentally ill stalker. In his unconscious pigbrain, it's because he helped a fren.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Ready for more crap? Gym Pat is back!

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What the FUCK is he going on about in those last two tweets?! Has he finally drank himself into Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome?

 

[Broadside]

I think it was three times. There were two in 2022, if I remember correctly.

So he's paid $15K-$20K for his Twitter account? You could've started a college fund for Annabelle with that, you fat piece of shit, Pat