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So they DID find a use after all!
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So they DID find a use after all!
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exiting the female toilets at a tattoo festival, what do I see lumbering towards the door but a very fat, very bearded man in a skirt. the smell of him as we passed by made me deeply glad I was leaving and not entering. I felt sorry for the women and girls stuck with him ostentaiously seeking out the one place of respite from the stink of unwashed male body odour.
recently had a second time encountering a female "enby" I was friendly with a while back in my workplace as a cocktail waitress. another gender non conforming dyke that masks her self loathing in tattoos and over eating. totally radikewl kweer fighting against the institutions of heteronormative patriarchal capitalism... who works high up for one of the biggest banks in the country and once impressed a date with a spontaneous helicopter ride. on neither occasion was she able to look me in the eye or acknowledge me in any way. but she's totally non-elitist and anti-classism, guys! she just feels awkward around the help, you know? I can recall a BBQ I attended a few years back with her and her equally bougie corporate employed 'enby' crew. they talked the tragedy of queer poverty before having a whinge about their mortgages, then complained about how the youth are so anti-social glued to their phone screens all the time. soon after followed several minutes of silence while they all pulled out their phones and stared into them. but it was facebook, not tiktok, so I guess totally different. somehow the hypocrisy of their bullshit rankles all the more in the absence of any shred of self-awareness whatsoever.
recently had a second time encountering a female "enby" I was friendly with a while back in my workplace as a cocktail waitress. another gender non conforming dyke that masks her self loathing in tattoos and over eating. totally radikewl kweer fighting against the institutions of heteronormative patriarchal capitalism... who works high up for one of the biggest banks in the country and once impressed a date with a spontaneous helicopter ride. on neither occasion was she able to look me in the eye or acknowledge me in any way. but she's totally non-elitist and anti-classism, guys! she just feels awkward around the help, you know? I can recall a BBQ I attended a few years back with her and her equally bougie corporate employed 'enby' crew. they talked the tragedy of queer poverty before having a whinge about their mortgages, then complained about how the youth are so anti-social glued to their phone screens all the time. soon after followed several minutes of silence while they all pulled out their phones and stared into them. but it was facebook, not tiktok, so I guess totally different. somehow the hypocrisy of their bullshit rankles all the more in the absence of any shred of self-awareness whatsoever.
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There’s a store I like to go to pretty often and there’s a MtF that works there.. pretty tall and lanky, really greasy hair…. Really socially awkward… horrible fashion sense that really doesn’t compliment his very skinny, obviously male figure.. every time I’ve seen him he wears a knee length skirt with tights and a shirt tucked in. Doesn’t compliment his figure. He also has horrible posture, always slouching really badly… he gave me a dirty look the last time I went, I don’t know why…
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No other demographic hates women more than troons. Even the muslims, catholics, "normal" incels and "normal" gay men don't have shit on troons when it comes to hating our ovary-endowed guts. Considering that just about all hatred for women comes from men who either want to fuck us or want to fuck the guys who want to fuck us and not them, it makes perfect sense. Troons are mainly comprised of the ultimate incels and woman-jealous gay men.
As for the dirty looks, get used to it. They're social retards with minimal restraint when it comes to social decorum that people like you and I take for granted because it's such a staple exchange in civilized behavior. And if you stand out to troons as one of the visual niches that they fixate on (like goth), you're likely going to take priority for their ire and eye-fucking even when there are other women nearby for them to fix any jealous glares onto.
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There was a lanky TIM at Costco last week who went straight for a table display of girls' (as in children, not women) clothing, promptly causing the two women and one of their little daughters who were browsing to briskly walk off to the adjacent holiday aisle. I didn't have any fucks left at the time, so the laughter just came out. Didn't see or hear any reaction; didn't break stride heading toward the groceries. If they want social decorum, they should really participate in it themselves.
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Saw a couple funny ones in town recently:
#1 was this MTF who looked like an unholy amalgamation of several lolcows. He was fat, not enormous but with a really unfortunately Slatonesque face. Fashion sense reminiscent of Chris-Chan (post-trooning, of course). I think he'd tried to go for gothic makeup, but I saw someone upthread mention the makeup gun from the Simpsons? Yeah, that. Classic hunched-over NEET male posture as well.
#2 was FTM, short and pudgy (aren't they all?), awful scraggly facial hair but neat clothes and perfectly manicured and filled-in eyebrows. The juxtaposition was just so bizarre and funny.
In both cases I had to turn my head the other direction so I wouldn't start cackling loudly. I have poor impulse control and I just know that one day I'll be on the receiving end of a ma'ampage for busting out laughing at an inopportune moment, but I'm sure it'll be worth it for the few seconds of pure mirth.
#1 was this MTF who looked like an unholy amalgamation of several lolcows. He was fat, not enormous but with a really unfortunately Slatonesque face. Fashion sense reminiscent of Chris-Chan (post-trooning, of course). I think he'd tried to go for gothic makeup, but I saw someone upthread mention the makeup gun from the Simpsons? Yeah, that. Classic hunched-over NEET male posture as well.
#2 was FTM, short and pudgy (aren't they all?), awful scraggly facial hair but neat clothes and perfectly manicured and filled-in eyebrows. The juxtaposition was just so bizarre and funny.
In both cases I had to turn my head the other direction so I wouldn't start cackling loudly. I have poor impulse control and I just know that one day I'll be on the receiving end of a ma'ampage for busting out laughing at an inopportune moment, but I'm sure it'll be worth it for the few seconds of pure mirth.
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Did you confuse a Transformer for a tranny?
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Was friends by association with an MtF who worked at a different store in the chain at my old job. She was fairly nice and passed decently if you didn't look at her Adam's apple, but was batshit crazy and had drug abuse problems for a long time. She was hospitalized for a bit and the day after she got out she called me and we talked for hours even though I don't know her very well. Shortly after she accused me of "talking shit" about her best friend even though by that time I'd left that job and not spoken to anybody from it. Not sure how she's doing now but I think she stopped doing drugs and got on antipsychotics.
At my current job a dad and his tranny 'daughter' and her tranny friend come in every so often. The dad's cool, I don't know if he really gives a shit about his kid trooning out though but it's not my business and if I ever talk to him it's because he wants to talk about power metal. I never ask the kid if she needs help with anything in the store because she always acts aloof and bitchy, like I'm bothering her by having to do my job.
At my current job a dad and his tranny 'daughter' and her tranny friend come in every so often. The dad's cool, I don't know if he really gives a shit about his kid trooning out though but it's not my business and if I ever talk to him it's because he wants to talk about power metal. I never ask the kid if she needs help with anything in the store because she always acts aloof and bitchy, like I'm bothering her by having to do my job.
Princess Terf Bong
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There are a couple of MTF shop workers in my small Bong town that pass well enough that unless you recognise the choker sign, you probably wouldn’t clock. I have worked as a spud farmer and when I took my spuds into town one of them liked to perv on all the nearby women and he only paused for a nanosecond before saying something filthy when encountering these two. Which at least one found validating.
It’s always fun to spot the ones who don’t pass though, because there is no-one on earth more brutally honest than an autistic kid queuing for the toilet in the company of a hulking dude in a dress.
It’s always fun to spot the ones who don’t pass though, because there is no-one on earth more brutally honest than an autistic kid queuing for the toilet in the company of a hulking dude in a dress.
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Coming out of work couple of weeks ago waiting at the tram, out of the corner of my eye i see the ugliest blonde hair I've ever seen. Look closer its a patchy shit wig from the cheap chinese markets, realize its a troon take in the god awful fashion sense on a weekday in a busy central business district dressed like its going clubbing.
Stripper stilettos at least 6 inches high black fishnet stockings a tiny leopard print mini skirt, had some sort of cardigan over it but i'm pretty sure the top was sparkly, adams apple as big as my fist. Ugliest purse I've ever seen and enormous shoulder bag bulging with what imagine is enough dilators for a year. I'm not much into the make up but it looked similar to a night on the town after one to many beers.
The guy could barely walk in his heels, got off a few down the street watched him struggle to walk up the street and around the corner no doubt heading up to oxford street.
Took a sneaky pic to show my partner how god awful it was.
Stripper stilettos at least 6 inches high black fishnet stockings a tiny leopard print mini skirt, had some sort of cardigan over it but i'm pretty sure the top was sparkly, adams apple as big as my fist. Ugliest purse I've ever seen and enormous shoulder bag bulging with what imagine is enough dilators for a year. I'm not much into the make up but it looked similar to a night on the town after one to many beers.
The guy could barely walk in his heels, got off a few down the street watched him struggle to walk up the street and around the corner no doubt heading up to oxford street.
Took a sneaky pic to show my partner how god awful it was.
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Those aren't shoes lol they're fucking stilts.
They're worse than anything I've seen a stripper wear.
How the fuck did he walk in them?
I'm not surprised you said he barely could.
I know they're fucking clowns but it seems this faggot decided to be the whole circus.
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So you’re not Brazilian.
Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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Saw one in the goddamn woods! I thought it was a cryptid at first. Nope, just a fella running a hipster coffee van that had turned up at the woods to sell to the various ramblers, dog walkers and doggers. I bought a coffee from him and we chatted about the various mushrooms and things that lived in the woods. His van had a chalkboard sign with the menu and prices, and he'd drawn a little trans flag and "Mia (she/they)" on it as well.
All in all he seemed fairly normal, reminded me of the sort of religious cultist like a Hare Krishna or JW leafletter or something who has a load of trappings of the religion on display but acts grounded and friendly as long as you talk about anything except the religion. Then again, I'm the sort of autist who talks to strangers about picking mushrooms, so he was probably more scared of me than I was of him. Witch meets Sasquatch in the woods, tale as old as time. Decent coffee too, if overpriced.
All in all he seemed fairly normal, reminded me of the sort of religious cultist like a Hare Krishna or JW leafletter or something who has a load of trappings of the religion on display but acts grounded and friendly as long as you talk about anything except the religion. Then again, I'm the sort of autist who talks to strangers about picking mushrooms, so he was probably more scared of me than I was of him. Witch meets Sasquatch in the woods, tale as old as time. Decent coffee too, if overpriced.
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"You have been instructed, many times, to stop calling me a man. Continually doing so constitutes felony misgendering. Do not call me 'Pat', 'Fat', or 'Piggy' again."
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Honestly i kept staring at him cause as he awkwardly walked down the street after he got off, i was seriously expecting him to fall over into traffic. It was even funnier because he got on the tram as well and had to pretty much lad squat to not knock his head against the ceiling.
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A couple months ago I was at an Aldi a couple towns over. For you non-Burgers, it's a generic, lower priced grocery store. Anyhoo, I was packing my groceries up when I heard the unmistakable girl troon voice behind me, calling to one of the cashiers.
Turns out she was a cashier too, barely more than 5 feet tall, petite little Asian with a high and tight fade into spiky KPop idol hair. I tried really hard not to stare, but I hadn't seen any troons in my general area ever. Though I do live in a blue state, it's generally considered a red county, and I've heard of friends of friends trooning out but never actually came across any. She seemed like a normal person, just working. I went back to packing my groceries and haven't seen her since.
Turns out she was a cashier too, barely more than 5 feet tall, petite little Asian with a high and tight fade into spiky KPop idol hair. I tried really hard not to stare, but I hadn't seen any troons in my general area ever. Though I do live in a blue state, it's generally considered a red county, and I've heard of friends of friends trooning out but never actually came across any. She seemed like a normal person, just working. I went back to packing my groceries and haven't seen her since.
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Don’t fucking be nice (as in genuinely nice) to troons, their cluster B will make them assume that you want their ass.
Horror story: one of my coworkers was going troon and I was one of the few people willing to even talk to him. Good times all around, when the news broke that I was hanging out with someone I’m STILL seeing, it broke his heart and I was the asshole for “leading her on”.
Horror story: one of my coworkers was going troon and I was one of the few people willing to even talk to him. Good times all around, when the news broke that I was hanging out with someone I’m STILL seeing, it broke his heart and I was the asshole for “leading her on”.
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That's a problem with incels in general, and most TIMs are just really intense incels. Remember Russel Greer? A girl gave him pity attention, he creeped, she ghosted, he stalked, she said "stop", he stalked, her boyfriend said "stop", he demanded she attend mediation with him to work on her "issues" with their "relationship", and the rest is history. The only thing special about his case is how far he took it and how many people saw it happen. I've repeatedly made the mistake of trying to be pity friends with incels in the past, and they always got way too creepy, no exceptions. The TIMs were always the worst of them. (Don't ever do humanitarian volunteer work, ladies.)
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Not IRL, but online. More and more, I've been seeing TIMs using selling platforms as an excuse to post photos of themselves online. Just an hour or less ago while looking at a blouse, I immediately clocked a TIM in the review pics. He tried and failed to block out his Adam's apple with his phone, the man hand holding the phone looks like something off of /x/, his waistline (in a blouse with shirring around the waist to accentuate it) is almost an exact 1:1 with his lack of hips, and his feet are so hairy that they look dark and I was confused as to why a white person had the feet of a streetshitter.
Why yes, I did in fact save it. Buuuuut as is often the case "The uploaded file was not an image as expected."
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So one morning, I'm doing my weekly grocery shopping. I'm in a mall, it's wide and not really all that busy yet, and I'm pushing my trolley, but slow down to check out some clothes store that I've brought dresses from once or twice, debating whether I should buy a dress that was on display (eventually decided not to, all my utilities are going up and I have to save my pennies).
I honestly didn't mean to get in anyone's way, and like I said, the mall wasn't crowded. But I did slow down. Suddenly someone bumped hard into me, and I saw a TiF with a septum piercing and a pube beard, arm in arm with some chick with a shaved head in what would otherwise be a black tent save for the epilepsy-inducing mass of rainbow pentagrams patterned onto it
I could laugh at the bump, but oh my word that top she was wearing was an eyesore. My eyes
I honestly didn't mean to get in anyone's way, and like I said, the mall wasn't crowded. But I did slow down. Suddenly someone bumped hard into me, and I saw a TiF with a septum piercing and a pube beard, arm in arm with some chick with a shaved head in what would otherwise be a black tent save for the epilepsy-inducing mass of rainbow pentagrams patterned onto it
I could laugh at the bump, but oh my word that top she was wearing was an eyesore. My eyes
behindyourightnow
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Without going into specifics, this happened in a semi-crowded public place:
I noticed a person ahead of me who was dressed in the most stereotypical "transmasc" outfit imaginable. Short-sleeved button-up shirt, rainbow flag belt, dyed and half-shaved head, literal headphones with cat ears on them. It sounds like I am making up a caricature of an FtM, but I swear to god this person had all of that and more.
She was obviously female, but since I only saw her briefly I couldn't confirm my suspicions that she was FtM, since she wasn't facing me and was wearing a mask. But on my way out I got another quick look at her, and sure enough, around the edges of the mask you could see beard.
In other words, I was able to clock her at a glance, in a crowd, not only as female but specifically as an FtM, just from her outfit.
FtMs are all so influenced by each other that they have the exact same clothing styles and hairstyles and hobbies and way of talking. But their trans identity is not a social contagion, it is the one thing they were all born with and they all just happened to discover it at the same time.
I noticed a person ahead of me who was dressed in the most stereotypical "transmasc" outfit imaginable. Short-sleeved button-up shirt, rainbow flag belt, dyed and half-shaved head, literal headphones with cat ears on them. It sounds like I am making up a caricature of an FtM, but I swear to god this person had all of that and more.
She was obviously female, but since I only saw her briefly I couldn't confirm my suspicions that she was FtM, since she wasn't facing me and was wearing a mask. But on my way out I got another quick look at her, and sure enough, around the edges of the mask you could see beard.
In other words, I was able to clock her at a glance, in a crowd, not only as female but specifically as an FtM, just from her outfit.
FtMs are all so influenced by each other that they have the exact same clothing styles and hairstyles and hobbies and way of talking. But their trans identity is not a social contagion, it is the one thing they were all born with and they all just happened to discover it at the same time.
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At the grocery store the other day and while I live in a pretty blue state this part of the state is super conservative and lo and behold I gaze upon a 60ish yr old (hell if they’re on hormones they’re probably 25) man wearing unicorn print leggings, no tucking, carrying a tiny purse with a Anna Wintour harsh bob wig. Blue eyeshadow a la Mimi.
Walked past him with my husband to go get what we needed to buy and didn’t say a word about it until back in the car and then I said “yes, you did just see that.” Laughter ensued.
So bizarre seeing that in one of the places that’s practically still a sundown town in my state.
Walked past him with my husband to go get what we needed to buy and didn’t say a word about it until back in the car and then I said “yes, you did just see that.” Laughter ensued.
So bizarre seeing that in one of the places that’s practically still a sundown town in my state.