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For those of you who never got to see ContraPoints/Nyk's video about Armoured Skeptic from 2016, it's particularly hilarious in hindsight considering the recent doomposting:


At the beginning of this video, Nyk had a skit where he shoves a pill into Greg's mouth to make him trip. He might have to do that again this time to cheer him up, LMAO.
 
i thought the reason she's always bald is because she keeps obsessively ripping out her own hair due to some mental illness? i don't think any possible advancement in science can help with that
Science has already produced an advancement that will stop shoe from ripping out her own hair:
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She can't rip her hair out if the cone stops her from being able to reach her scalp
Nah, the best and permanent solution is cut her hands off.

I mean, why would she used them for? She doesn't work, she doesn't cook, she doesn't do any cleaning. She doesn't even need them to fuck her. All she does with her hands is typing, so we would be doing her a favor to disconnect her until she learns to use her feet.

I think the funniest thing about this height picture is despite the fact that they didn't need to, because he is obviously much taller than her, they still took a forced perspective picture with him like 3 feet in front of her to exaggerate his height.
Not only his height, but hers too. One of the reasons she was still with him is because he gave her the illusion of being small and tiny and cute instead of averaged sized.

They both deserve each other, tbh. Shoe might not be doomposting because she knows that's pathetic, but she also probably realises how sad her own life is once in a while.
 
Thunderf00t had his real life job. He's not a youtuber, he's a science dude who do YT videos.
Right, but as a YouTuber he had two things. Debunking crowd funding scams, and making fun of Anita Sarkeesian and co.

My point was that internet skeptics should have known going in that they had a shelf life, and either diversified content to have a platform once the well dried up or squirreled money away and went gracefully into the sunset. Armoured did neither by the sounds of it.
 
Suicide incoming (from his YouTube)
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He sounds more like Spoony here.
I'd reach out and offer support, but faggots like him always try to manipulate folk into providing cheddar. This is exactly the spoony method.

EYE HAZ DUH SAD EWE GUISE. PREASE HERPU! *rattles cup*

He was none too keen on helping harmful opinions when the skeptic faggot squad were doing targeted hit pieces at the request of CANDID. He can rot in the hell of his own making.
 
Not only his height, but hers too. One of the reasons she was still with him is because he gave her the illusion of being small and tiny and cute instead of averaged sized.
You know, I actually forgot about Shoes obsession with being uwu tiny smol bean, and that just begs the question of whose idea it was to stage the picture that way? Her's so she could look smaller? His so he could look taller? Or some kinda mutual agreement of self loathing
 
How tall is he anyway? 6’ 1”? The way he’s acting he should at least be as big as Sam Hyde which I doubt.
I think the funniest thing about this height picture is despite the fact that they didn't need to, because he is obviously much taller than her, they still took a forced perspective picture with him like 3 feet in front of her to exaggerate his height.
All that does is show insecurity about yourself beyond what a post like this already reveals.
 
You know, I actually forgot about Shoes obsession with being uwu tiny smol bean, and that just begs the question of whose idea it was to stage the picture that way? Her's so she could look smaller? His so he could look taller? Or some kinda mutual agreement of self loathing
Yes.

I mean, both of them were very self-aware of their sizes: she wanted to be small, he wanted to be taller. Remember when she met her fans IRL and she was trying to make herself smaller than really short women? LOL.
 
i love how old youtubers have this weird entitlement where it’s like “oh where did it all go” mentality. either change your content or improve upon it. nobody is entitled to watch you, it can disappear as fast as it came
I love it and I hope it keeps happening to more of these old faggots. And then the young faggots will get older and the cycle repeats.
Wendigoon took his audience away, eh?
God, I hope so. A nice, young, hardworking Christian man with a sensible haircut, who respects and cherishes his audience versus this dorky, long haired, atheist skeptic faggot who thought the world needed to know about his creepy public relationship with the bald bitch.

I guarantee when Wendigoon's YouTube career starts lagging, we won't see him crying about not being relevant anymore and having his internet cut down.

He'll bow out gracefully and move on with his life, thanking his audience for giving his channel the success it once had. He just seems like that type of guy
 
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This is another thing having kids can help, because even if your life never amounted to much at its peak and you definitely know your life is not going to get any better, you can at least tell yourself that your kids have a slightly better starting point and they can take it a little further.

So even if your life may never get bettter and maybe was never at a place to be called "good", eh, couple more generations, maybe we'll be good.

Boomers kinda broke that rationale for subsequent generations by lighting the world on fire, but maybe some day when things ha e fallen far enough we'll see intergenerational optimism return.
Literally completely neglecting that fact that if you have a bad life or in a place you can't consider "good" having a kid will immediately, for a vast amount of your life going forward, make your life WAY harder and markedly worse in pretty much every way you could name, which is also amplified to an EVEN WORST extent if your goal is to "give your kids a better starting point" and keep their life better than yours. This is also in the context of KID, not plural like you said. All so that, possibly, you can feel better about yourself because possibly maybe your kid might have a cooler life than you?

That's a really autistic post

i love how old youtubers have this weird entitlement where it’s like “oh where did it all go” mentality. either change your content or improve upon it. nobody is entitled to watch you, it can disappear as fast as it came

Or you get people like the Angry Video Game Nerd who actively resent that people expect them to actually do something to keep being supported. Guy literally complains numerous time that he no longer has time to WATCH A MOVIE because he has a kid (even though the only job he's had for 20 years is literally making internet videos) and claims "you want me to suffer" when people expect him to put effort in.

You either live long enough to become a Crypto King or rot into an entitled h3h3
 
Yes.

I mean, both of them were very self-aware of their sizes: she wanted to be small, he wanted to be taller. Remember when she met her fans IRL and she was trying to make herself smaller than really short women? LOL.
The farms remember

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Thunderf00t had his real life job. He's not a youtuber, he's a science dude who do YT videos.

He's a liberal regime bootlicker, gets headpats from Susan with his entirely safe takes deboonking obvious shit.

The atheism with these people was just a cope, half baked reddit philosophy, no depth and boring so its never mentioned anymore. Their true motivation was only to attack christianity so they could rationalize their cummies and masturbation.

Now the neckbeard is old, childless, and all alone.
 
I don't think thats a good reason to have kids tbh
The only good reason to have kids is because you want kids.

If you have to put anything else in the "pro" column while weighing the pro/con of it, you probably shouldn't have them.
If you want kids you should have something to offer them, not use them as a way of living vicariously,
And the "something" would be a better starting point than you had.

Trying to force your kids to follow the same path you did is a whole other thing. Don't do that.

Literally completely neglecting that fact that if you have a bad life or in a place you can't consider "good" having a kid will immediately, for a vast amount of your life going forward, make your life WAY harder and markedly worse in pretty much every way you could name, which is also amplified to an EVEN WORST extent if your goal is to "give your kids a better starting point" and keep their life better than yours.
You already have kids at the start of this scenario.
It is not a rationale "to have" kids, it's a thing (already) "having" (had) kids allows you to think about.
This is also in the context of KID, not plural like you said. All so that, possibly, you can feel better about yourself because possibly maybe your kid might have a cooler life than you?

That's a really autistic post
Nah, ambiguous wording.
Any sort of instrumentality in forcing another person into existence is bad juju.
 
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