Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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Polish Businessman said:
There must be some Russian Project 100 000 going on. Judging by how everyone is dodging the могилизация (as 2ch users call it), they may be well into the 70s with IQ.
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Both "Могилизация" and "Утилизация" are popular terms for it. Cleansing of Russia of stupid and cruel people who would willingly comply with mobilization or volunteer is a silver lining in all this, might give us a chance for a better future.
 
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RussianBlonde said:
Tbf its just eastern European/Slavic and each country has its own version. Polish borscht (barszcz) is different to the Ukrainian one or Lithuanian one. It's been around for many centuries and it was poor peasant's food back in a day.

Things are getting retarded though: https://www.unesco.org/en/articles/...list-intangible-cultural-heritage-need-urgent

In 2022 UNESCO announced that it had placed borscht on the List of Intangible Cultural Heritage in Need of Urgent Safeguarding due to the risk that Russia's invasion posed to the soup's status as an element of Ukraine's cultural heritage. The new status means Ukraine could now apply for special funds to finance projects promoting and protecting the dish.

Funny that since Poland and Russia have fought over who invented vodka for like hundreds of years, UNESCO would be more useful generating funds for vodka production, at least its something that people all over the globe know and love, nobody wants to eat fucking borscht.
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It's just beef soup with beets. Only slavs would be dumb enough to argue over who "invented" it, just like they're dumb enough to argue over who "invented" Vodka which is literally just ethanol and water.
 
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Ponderous Pillock said:

Alright, which one of you Wehraboo faggots got a Panther out of storage to go play in?
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Badungus Kabungus said:
That's not even a real Panther, it looks like a mockup built on top of a Soviet T-34 chassis. Very symbolic of Ukrainian nationalism.
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at least they can be sure that the transmission built using jewish slave labor won't break after a couple miles.
 
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AN/ALR56 said:
at least they can be sure that the transmission built using jewish slave labor won't break after a couple miles.
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And it probably still runs fine, just needs a tank of fuel and a battery charge.

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Feline Supremacist said:
Jedem das seine, to each his own; while not sinister on its own as it's been used in Germany for eons, is not considered appropriate today. The saying has a controversial side to it as a result of being an inscription at Konzentrationslager Buchenwald, which was populated mainly with Slavs from the USSR and Poland, and of course, jews.
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Only in Ukraine do soldiers display a slogan (not even in their native language, lol) used where their grandparents may have been camp guards and where the leader of said country may have had grandparents who were inmates in the same camp. If a country could be labeled as schizophrenic, Ukraine certainly would.
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I suppose that's what happens with a country that's only obtained sovereignty at the behest of other powers. Then again, Americans talk a big game about how they single-handedly beat those dang dirty Nazis, yet they didn't seem to have an issue getting themselves to the moon by adopting all their rocketry scientists in Operation Paperclip. Hell, they even let them dose up kidnapped civilians in MK Ultra.
SpergioLeonne said:
Yeah, Ukraine is especially schizo compared to their stable and normal neighbors the Russians, who use neo nazi mercenaries of the Wagner Group to fight against the Naziism of Ukraine.
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Huh, it's almost like no one actually cares about Nazis and just uses that label to justify whatever fucked-up atrocities they want to commit because it's the laziest way to demonize an enemy in Western political discourse.
 
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It was a trip watching people certain that a supposed misfiring of a couple supposedly-Russian missiles would activate article V and cause all of NATO to invade Russia. Like they really need an excuse if they all want to do that anyway, and the slightest technicality is all that's required. Every single idiot warmonger in America openly says how this war is great because it's a proxy war that they don't need to directly commit US forces to. The whole "fight to the last Ukrainian" thing is openly embraced.

A proxy war can be real profitable. A potential hot war with a nuclear power is potentially devastating. Even before it was all revealed to be Ukrainian stupidity, there was no way on earth a couple misfires into a Polish farm was going to cause WWIII.
 
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Android raptor said:
Putin fucked w/Poles, I get the feeling he's about to find the fuck out.
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ahh yes, the same Poles where a majority of their working age population with any skills runs off to Germany, the UK, or USA to make money and neevt have children because Poland is SO AWESOME.

Poles talk massive shit yet haven't even gone for Kalingrad.

That says it all
 
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Titos said:
It's just beef soup with beets. Only slavs would be dumb enough to argue over who "invented" it, just like they're dumb enough to argue over who "invented" Vodka which is literally just ethanol and water.
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You're the dumb one since it's not a beef soup lol
Falcos_Commisar said:
ahh yes, the same Poles where a majority of their working age population with any skills runs off to Germany, the UK, or USA to make money and neevt have children because Poland is SO AWESOME.

Poles talk massive shit yet haven't even gone for Kalingrad.

That says it all
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Not anymore, these aren't the 80s, 90s, 00s. A lot has changed, our economy has been pretty good and quality of life has become a major selling point for people. Unlike "The West" we don't have issues with crime, crackheads, troons and everything else that is contributing to the decay of once great countries. There are tons of western expats currently living in Poland, more than I have ever seen, there are even more so in Czechia.

Have a look below and tell me how many homeless, junkies, muzzies and niggers do you see? And then tell me where you're from so I can laugh.

 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
All those billions of taxpayer funds sent to the black hole of Banderastan, but plebs who can barely afford to feed themselves are still told by their governments to donate or to buy Ukraine bonds. Pathetic.
www.reuters.com

Canada raising money for Ukraine with sale of bonds

Canada will sell a government-backed, 5-year bond to raise money for Ukraine, the first country to do so, and it will impose new sanctions on 35 Russian individuals, including Gazprom executives, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Friday.
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This might be hard for people living in a Third World shit hole like Russia understand, but even with economic recession, Westerners are still well fed and warm
 
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RussianBlonde said:
When are you gonna stop shitposting and polluting this thread with your sperging faggot? You contribute nothing to the discussion.
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Spare me the righteous indignation.
Rusky enablers have sperged out here a gorrillionth times more than me.
Also kindly follow advice
 
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AgendaPoster said:
Spare me the righteous indignation.
Rusky enablers have sperged out here a gorrillionth times more than me.
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Mace Windu over here complaining about other people's righteous indignation.

Whoops, I'm taking us off-topic again. My bad. Let me get back on track.

What about the Ukrainian attack on the Poles? Wait, let me put that in terms you'll understand.

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What about the Ukrainian attack on the Poles? Wait, let me put that in terms you'll understand.
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"trust me bro, Ukraine attaq you bro, please bro, Russia likes you, you have to understand bro we send good vodka please bro demand apologies from banderites please bro they are evil nazis trust me bro this is just like annudda shoah bro"
Nobody gives a flying fuck about a mistake, allies against Russia comes first, keep seething lul
BTW what's with you and the idiotic Westoid Star Wars crap? Are you some sort of "fan", crying at trailers and the sort?
Horrifying shit.
 
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