Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Piggy sees himself as the great white protector:

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Remember when OJ’s lawyer redecorated his house with African art and pictures of black people to influence the jury?

Anyway, that story sounds like bullshit.

Force and Character said:
Since he's talking about children, I thought "precious little assholes" (note the phrasing) was him channeling his SFWA friends.
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Yeah, I am genuinely perplexed. What is he talking about?
 
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Posts from Patrick in 2007 have been uncovered in which he harangues SFWA President to be John Scalzi for membership despite not being published.

Highlights include him trying to flirt, cheering on the idea of a well stocked members legal fund (lol) and this chestnut:

“I admit the soft cushion of Halle Berry's breasts is quite appealing when hugging.”
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He literally can't log on without arguing with anyone can he?
 
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Ophelia said:
Remember when OJ’s lawyer redecorated his house with African art and pictures of black people to influence the jury?

Anyway, that story sounds like bullshit.
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It's called "staging" and it's a thing people should do when selling a home. You pay a stager to setup your house with very neutral decorations and furniture to make it look move in ready and maximize the good and minimize the bad. One of the first things they do is take down family pictures because you want people to imagine they live there, not other people.

This is like real estate 101.

And while having gym pat back is nice, I really miss Marathon pat.
 
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JustStopDude said:
It's called "staging" and it's a thing people should do when selling a home. You pay a stager to setup your house with very neutral decorations and furniture to make it look move in ready and maximize the good and minimize the bad. One of the first things they do is take down family pictures because you want people to imagine they live there, not other people.

This is like real estate 101.

And while having gym pat back is nice, I really miss Marathon pat.
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Yeah but what OJ’s lawyer was doing wasn’t “staging” in the real estate sense - they were trying to rub in his blackness to make him look like a victim.

Staging in real estate generally means minimalism. It makes the spaces look bigger and also more like something the potential buyer can impress their own taste on. Also controlling the scent of the place.

EDITED to clarify that yes OJs lawyers were “staging” but for different reasons than property valuation
 
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We don't even know why the house was being appraised in that totally real story proving the ubiquitous oppression of our racist system. Were they getting ready to sell it, was it a tax reassessment? Who did it? Was it a black assessor or a white assessor each time? We don't know, and neither does Pat. He just saw a way to borrow black oppression for twitter clout, and reposted it without the slightest bit of thought. And it didn't even work. No one cares what some fat cave beast thinks about black people, especially this particular fat piece of shit. Abandoning his daughter was the closest thing to a typical black experience he'll ever get.
 
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John_Smith said:
Forget the trolley problem, the real question is: How many Tomlinsons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fuck, you're stupid, child. Just 1. Patso hold the lightbulb in the socket and the world revolves around him. Because he is so fat he has his own powerful gravitational field and everything orbits around him. Orbits eclectically, child. Eclectically is the key.
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He'd argue with the light bulb as well.
 
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I got one of my Twitter accounts back earlier today that was banned over a year ago, and just now got back another one that got banned about 6 months ago. Neither account ever interacted with Fatrick (and never will) but my point is, how many of Fat Rick’s atalkers will now get reinstated as well? I hope they’ve all put in new appeals. On both of mine I not only got reinstated, I got a freaking APOLOGY!

ETA: Any pests watching, my appeals months ago were denied but two of my appeals re-lodged in the last month have been successful so far. Take that for what it is worth.

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Is this for Patty Cake's account?

We should start referring to him as Patty Cake too. He clearly loves cake and the name Patty is about as masculine as he is.

The pretense of playing that game with him is also how he lures jogger spawn into the grinding/casing room. Cake is involved, but only for him, and only after he's told someone on Twitter they should ask their mother what a sexual Tyrannosaurus he is (he likes to give himself a little treat. Ok, it's a whole sheet cake, so not that little).
 
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The Feline Solution said:
What the FUCK is he going on about in those last two tweets?! Has he finally drank himself into Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome?
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Ophelia said:
Yeah, I am genuinely perplexed. What is he talking about?
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I thought it was an impersonator at first, but I've got no clue. Only thing I can think of is a failed attempt at humor
 
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SixPennyWalnut said:
I haven’t had much free time to check in here as much as I used to, has Dan Mullen become a fully fledged lolcow in his own right yet?

The manic drunk vegas stream this week has sealed it as inevitable.
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Yes. He needs a thread here but I dunno if anyone can be bothered to OP him.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
that angry marathon detective going after him for cheating is in the top 5 all time greatest pat moments.
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I love running but the community can be...intense.

A charity turkey trot on Thanksgiving in some podunk town will feature people who consider the times a matter of life and death.

It's just weird the people that will cheat because it takes about as much work to successfully cheat then it does to just job/walk the marathon.

It's like, come on Pat. You get winded sitting in a chair, doing an interview. You start panting doing "standup". You ain't doing full marathons bro..
 
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