Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I’ll admit I actually thought this was kind of funny. I’ll give him this one. Those NoFap Physiognomy posts are some of the stupidest shit I’ve seen.

Also, Lucas really fucked up if he just wanted to bang sluts. He was decent looking before his transition, he could have done fine with the ladies especially if he took care of himself. It’s still his problem, but I feel his father failed him completely and utterly on his deathbed. What a fucking nightmare. God I hope I never deal with this shit as a father.
Broken clock is right twice a day, Republicans are absolutely retarded to focus on Gay Marriage right now, considering all the other shit going on. That’s why Conservitards always lose, they’re professional election losers. You literally have tranny rapists and pedophiles in school, a decimated economy, Democrats electing literal senile old men and stroke victims, and blatant social engineering by Marxists….and you’re going after gay marriage? And Abortion? Do you hate winning elections?

Guess Lucas get the W on these tweets from me.
 
Agree on all points except this one. Lucas only dates literal tards he can manipulate and sadly for him, autism is way less prevalent in women than men. Poor Luke was doomed from the onset :(
That is true - I momentarily forgot that Lucas exclusively dates autists. He would have had to go gay anyway to have any dating options. But at least he could have kept his twig and berries, and not been a greasy, mutilated hunchback. Now he has to hang out with TRANS ACTIVISTS for the rest of his life, who he’s learning to hate as much as anyone else before he’s even hit 30.
 
I’ll admit I actually thought this was kind of funny. I’ll give him this one. Those NoFap Physiognomy posts are some of the stupidest shit I’ve seen.

Also, Lucas really fucked up if he just wanted to bang sluts. He was decent looking before his transition, he could have done fine with the ladies especially if he took care of himself. It’s still his problem, but I feel his father failed him completely and utterly on his deathbed. What a fucking nightmare. God I hope I never deal with this shit as a father.

Broken clock is right twice a day, Republicans are absolutely retarded to focus on Gay Marriage right now, considering all the other shit going on. That’s why Conservitards always lose, they’re professional election losers. You literally have tranny rapists and pedophiles in school, a decimated economy, Democrats electing literal senile old men and stroke victims, and blatant social engineering by Marxists….and you’re going after gay marriage? And Abortion? Do you hate winning elections?

Guess Lucas get the W on these tweets from me.
He probably downloaded the photo from this OP, I think that's why he deleted the post.
 
"This is a eugenics program"
What is it with this fucker and hyperbole?

To him, now KF is a "site that tried to murder him" that's also "on the verge of collapse/"crazy slow"/like a dying cancer patient", Destiny bounces between "rapist", "neo nazi", "harasser", and "dox enabler", and let's not forget the hysterical flailing fit he had in the early days of the thread when Flamenco was still a name.

I get he's a born liar but at some point this shit just gets cartoonish. Maybe that's why he's so depressed and mentally all over the place. It must be hellish telling yourself that the sky is falling every moment of your life.
 
He probably downloaded the photo from this OP, I think that's why he deleted the post.
Lucas needs to accept that he made fart porn and it is what it fucking is. For Christ sake. If he had nothing to had with the other allegations he wouldn’t give a fuck. DOXbin is the site I’d be pissed about, those niggas have his mom’s home address and shit.

He could destroy all his enemies in the community he hates simply by either normalizing the use of the site, turning coat on the fucking slime balls that puppeted him, and trigger the fuck out of the tranny faggots circling the wagon.

He could even have a redemption arc By lying and saying “I didn’t know Kiwi Farms wasn’t responsible for the swatting, I”m sorry.” He’d make headlines again and he could shitpost and be himself as he clearly wants to be.

But none of this will happen because his grave is dug, he’s too narcissistic to allow his thread to exists with anything embarrassing on it, he can’t admit that he lied or was wrong about Kiwi Farms, and he’s afraid to gamble on turning coat against the Trannies.

If Lucas wants to prove me wrong, go ahead. He doesn’t even deserve these suggestions of course. But it’s something he could do. Anything seems better than whatever the fuck is happening now.

Here’s a faggot consooomer reference for you fucking faggots. Kiwi Farms are the Rebels, the Troons are the Empire. The Rebels have fun and are a scrappy band pulling massive victories against the powers that be. The Troons are dickless hunchbacked niggerfaggots who think they’re special.

Enjoy that fucking Star Wars reference, it’s something for the normies. I fucking hate Star Wars.
 
Alternate timeline Lucas that kept his dick, got into politics, dated a girl, fucked it up and is still suicidal already exists.

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Lucas needs to accept that he made fart porn and it is what it fucking is. For Christ sake. If he had nothing to had with the other allegations he wouldn’t give a fuck. DOXbin is the site I’d be pissed about, those niggas have his mom’s home address and shit.
He should be more ashamed he had to FAKE fart porn. Shit's pathetic.
 
It is transparent to me that, following the common slippery slope fallacy (where the fallacy is that there isn't any sort of slippery slope going on), euthanasia is sold to the masses as compassionate, end-with-dignity solution to painful, messy and cruel situations of terminal illness and hopeless medical situations just for then the "right" to be extended just to matters of "personal choice" such as depression, financially hopeless situations or mental illness, which is yet another neoliberal ruse to sugar coat cost cuts on public health. And is one of the many strategies employed (trans issues and tax funded trans surgeries being another one) to tank public health and national healthcare systems.

God damned neo liberals cannot understand that state resources don't need to be cost-effective as long as it benefits the public who actually fucking pay taxes for a reason other than funding never ending wars in the Middle East and socialism for mega corporations.

Waving the "personal choices" flag for people who due to mental illness and financial downturn are in a desperate situation and want to end their lives when ending their lives is the only option the state has for them, and not only the state is not providing the means for them bettering their lives -as they have a right for as taxpayers- but actively colluding with financial cartels and megacorporations in worsening their lives is disingenous, cynical and makes me MATI.

I know the average american mind is unable to process this and will wave the freeloaders, the Chantals, the Chris chans and the Kevin Gibes as decisive arguments against the welfare system without taking into consideration how many of these cases are actually the end result of a lack of, or failure of, a proper welfare system, be it on the matter of education, public (mental) health or whatever.

So yeah, even if Keffals was born middle class and is, or was before he started a grifting career out of internet underage troons, in poverty mostly due to personal choices, he is absolutely right on this one and his personal choices were misinformed by a particularly perverse milieu in the best of cases.

Send moais this way, I don't fucking care.

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I agree with you. I think the Moyai of impactful bass-drop slamming as though one dropped the mic is more fitting here than the Moyai of political sperging, though.

I've considered troons to be props to wave for cred, and to a lesser degree a way to deal with excess men. But to ponder enabling trooning as a means to kill people off, not just a new eunuch class? It checks out, which sucks.

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So today the jigsaw puzzle all fit together, I've come to quite the realization :story: .
However, in the words of Forest Gump "And that's all I have to say about that".

Keffals is currently in the "reaping" phase in terms of LGBT members ripping Keffals a new one 24/7 on Twitter. Lets just sit back and enjoy that. May Allah grant me serenity during this period.
 
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Agree on all points except this one. Lucas only dates literal tards he can manipulate and sadly for him, autism is way less prevalent in women than men. Poor Luke was doomed from the onset :(
Disagree. We all have anecdotes of knowing/seeing some mess paired up with someone, half way decent even. If Luke was the "quiet" kind of aspie, he could get some quirky 5.5 that's eager to please and found his brand of autism endearing.
 
Disagree. We all have anecdotes of knowing/seeing some mess paired up with someone, half way decent even. If Luke was the "quiet" kind of aspie, he could get some quirky 5.5 that's eager to please and found his brand of autism endearing.
If by some miracle Lucas managed to snag a 5/10, mentally competent, natal female, that poor woman would've been subjected to an endless torrent of abuse. Fortunately for the one woman on earth stupid enough to fall victim to an intact Lucas, he was too busy fucking Sonic plushies at the time (according to Destiny). Unfortunately for the rest of us, we live in a world where the powers that be allow Keffals and his ilk to parade the bountiful hunting grounds of twitter and discord to prey on children and the mentally handicapped.
 
If by some miracle Lucas managed to snag a 5/10, mentally competent, natal female, that poor woman would've been subjected to an endless torrent of abuse. Fortunately for the one woman on earth stupid enough to fall victim to an intact Lucas, he was too busy fucking Sonic plushies at the time (according to Destiny). Unfortunately for the rest of us, we live in a world where the powers that be allow Keffals and his ilk to parade the bountiful hunting grounds of twitter and discord to prey on children and the mentally handicapped.
I thought the thought experiment was to imagine Luke from another dimension in the multiverse? One where he was still autistic, but not a toxic, porn sick faggot. If we're just resetting the clock, he's destined for the bog chop every time. He's so oppositional defiant that even if he knew then what he knows now, he'd still take the chaotic ending.
 
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I thought the thought experiment was to imagine Luke from another dimension in the multiverse? One where he was still autistic, but not a toxic, porn sick faggot. If we're just resetting the clock, he's destined for the bog chop every time. He's so oppositional defiant that even if he knew then what he knows now, he'd still take the chaotic ending.
If we're workshopping his entire personality and leaving him with just his looks and 'tism, I suppose he could've ended up in a happy relationship. He was relatively normal looking before going under the knife, nothing about him was irreparable. Trannydom aside, at his core Lucas is a low IQ sociopath who gains satisfaction by forcing his will onto others. As long as he acts this way, all of his alternate dimension autistic fiancee's will kick him to the curb.
 
If we're workshopping his entire personality and leaving him with just his looks and 'tism, I suppose he could've ended up in a happy relationship. He was relatively normal looking before going under the knife, nothing about him was irreparable.
In some pics maybe, not so much in others.

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Here he looks brain-damaged, heavily medicated or possibly both.
 
He should be more ashamed he had to FAKE fart porn. Shit's pathetic.
Lucas can’t even stop lying about whether he’s farting or not.

Lucas can’t even make porn without fooling his audience.

Lucas can’t even fart right.

Lucas is too stupid to even fake a fart right.

Lucas can’t even make an honest buck if all he has to do is fart onscreen.

Lucas couldn’t even make it as a Fart whore for the lowest rungs of society.

Lucas even had haters when he Farted for a living (bad review)

Lucas couldn’t even fool Tranny Fart Porn fetishists with his lies.

Lucas decided to do Fart Porn instead of doing literally anything else to make money.

Lucas did Fart Porn, LMFAO.
 
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