Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Car Won't Crank]

All this funny degenerate shit coming to light and you guys are sperging over something totally speculative and unverifiable.

Hey it's what makes the farms the farms.

 

[AltisticRight]

i can tell you care a lot about this

maybe the resort had $20 pieces of shit ones with the same spring-loaded, foam-lined brackets you can find for your car cupholder for dirt cheap at cvs, maybe the sand being able to move around or like give if you needed to push one leg in a lil more to make it level was a benefit. maybe it was just a telescoping selfie stick lady rackets packed in her luggage and all the had to do to level it was uh stick one end in the sand and push it to the left

you sound like you have the photography tism and can't imagine someone taking a picture on vacation without a dslr

It's the logistics.
So I'm supposed to believe they jumped through 20 hoops rather than have a friend do it?

Yeah, I do have photo autism, let's agree on that. You're talking to the faggot who used vanishing points and cosine rule to measure a wikipedo pageless fat nobody's height, what did you expect?

What phone does he use anyway? And how is he going to mount those shitty spring ones onto a tripod? So he had a plate handy too, or 1/4"-20 screws? Like c'mon, really? Or the resort had tripods specifically for phones to rent out, lmao.

Simple, he went to some resort with friends and took the photo for his (and his wife's) amusement. I don't buy the swinger a-log bullshit, by the way, and that's not what I'm implying.

 

[ClipBitch]

It's the logistics.
So I'm supposed to believe they jumped through 20 hoops rather than have a friend do it?

Yeah, I do have photo autism, let's agree on that.

What phone does he use anyway? And how is he going to mount those shitty spring ones onto a tripod? So he had a plate handy too, or 1/4"-20 screws? Like c'mon, really? Or the resort had tripods specifically for phones to rent out, lmao.

Simple, he went to some resort with friends and took the photo for his (and his wife's) amusement. I don't buy the swinger a-log bullshit, by the way, and that's not what I'm implying.

maybe the tripod is mounted in your ass faggot

 

[Local Fed]

What we have learned:

• Locals chat is degenerate
• Lady Rackets has a nice ass
• Nick has no ass; all of the meat went to his nose
• @AltisticRight took the beach pic; he knows too much about tripods
• Montagraph won (it's over, Drunkieta)

 

[oh no im late for school]

It's the logistics.
So I'm supposed to believe they jumped through 20 hoops rather than have a friend do it?

Yeah, I do have photo autism, let's agree on that.

What phone does he use anyway? And how is he going to mount those shitty spring ones onto a tripod? So he had a plate handy too, or 1/4"-20 screws? Like c'mon, really? Or the resort had tripods specifically for phones to rent out, lmao.

Simple, he went to some resort with friends and took the photo for his (and his wife's) amusement. I don't buy the swinger a-log bullshit, by the way, and that's not what I'm implying.

you're acting like the harland williams hitchhiker in something about mary when ben stiller jokingly mentions six minute abs

they probably just propped a phone up against a towel on a bench and you're trying to figure out how they could keep their heavy professional equipment from sinking in the sand without pads or something

 

[AltisticRight]

maybe the tripod is mounted in your ass faggot

It was actually mounted on a liquor bottle.
Oh did I just...

 

[Car Won't Crank]

It's the logistics.
So I'm supposed to believe they jumped through 20 hoops rather than have a friend do it?

Yeah, I do have photo autism, let's agree on that. You're talking to the faggot who used vanishing points and cosine rule to measure a wikipedo pageless fat nobody's height, what did you expect?

What phone does he use anyway? And how is he going to mount those shitty spring ones onto a tripod? So he had a plate handy too, or 1/4"-20 screws? Like c'mon, really? Or the resort had tripods specifically for phones to rent out, lmao.

Simple, he went to some resort with friends and took the photo for his (and his wife's) amusement. I don't buy the swinger a-log bullshit, by the way, and that's not what I'm implying.

If my information is accurate, he's still using the Microshaft Surface Duo phone unless he got something less retarded.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You'll understand how stupid this sounds once you try to utilise a tripod at a beach.
If this wasn't a nudist beach, then really wtf?

Don't place it on the sand. They looked to be sitting on a wall/seperate-thingy leading to the beach. Or just don't use a tripod. We don't really have a good look at the surroundings of the pic, but it's not all that hard to take a shitty pic with a phone placed against something even in a beach. There's always something around.
Eh, either way, let's not get autistic over this. If any human took the pic it was probably some friend of theirs so it doesn't matter all that much (though I'd rather the pic have never been taken)

Yeah, possibility isn't zero but Nick is tech retarded.

That is true.

It's apparently a relatively new phenomenon going on in his group. I don't think you missed anything.

coomer chat is very recent over on his locals.

But since that thot posted the coomer dam broke and its been degen city over there.

Ah, thanks for the info!

So I'm supposed to believe they jumped through 20 hoops rather than have a friend do it?

I still don't see why you insist on the hardest possible method. That being said, I made my points and I'll refrain from debating that further, I think.

 

[AltisticRight]

If my information is accurate, he's still using the Microshaft Surface Duo phone unless he got something less retarded.

Well the foam bracket thing can be tossed out then.
When was this taken anyway? Could be a couple years ago.

He probably just taped the phone to the same liquor bottle that went between his legs, lmao.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

This is a nothingburger so far (although that could change quick), but I don't relish hearing another hour-long rant about how Kiwi Farmers, right-wingers, Christians, etc are prudes blablablablah.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Reminder that it is November and certain comments should be deleted by mods for certain breaking of certain rules. @Altistic Right

Also, Nick if you are reading this. 1. Stop spreading AIDS. 2. Stop and think. 3. The forum in general likes you, but being a step away from being a cuck will make you hated.

I hope to god Null and Drex Will do a stream laughing at you.

 

[zShirt]

Yes, I'm supposed to believe they have a bracket for a phone and a tripod they brought out to what looks like a beach just to take this morbid photo, instead of the more obvious, say, getting a friend do it for their own amusement which is honestly fine.

And apparently that's rocket science. Have you ever tried taking such photos with a garbage phone camera, or a proper camera?

You're coping so hard. Sorry, I apologise for nothing.

Dude phone cameras have gotten so good, I know some car YouTubers occasionally film just on an iphone. And a tripod with a clasp are not hard to find. It's essentially a car phone holder but on a small tripod. I'm not commenting on if that's how they took this, but acting like this had to be done with a professional grade camera and photographer makes you sound like you haven't taken a picture with a phone in the last 10 years

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Forget whatever pix may or may not be Lady Rackets, as others have pointed out, Nick needs to worry about that Hank Hill physique.

 

[huecoffs02]

The tripod discussion is much more interesting than the ass pics.

 

[Matt Damon]

I don't relish hearing another hour-long rant about how Kiwi Farmers, right-wingers, Christians, etc are prudes blablablablah.

The critics of lolbertarianism vindicated yet again. I just want to meet ONE other freedom absolutist who isn't a fucking degenerate.

 

[Jack Awful]

Here you go

Spoiler: Prepare to click at your own risk

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So Nick is clearly helping his wife be an ethot.
Cucked.

 

[AltisticRight]

I still don't see why you insist on the hardest possible method.

Hardest is setting some bullshit up, easiest it having a friend do it. Simple as.

And a tripod with a clasp are not hard to find.

I'm just saying it's far more likely they went with friends instead of alone.
Everything else was autism, I'll stop derailing.

 

[Mr. Cow]

This is a nothingburger so far (although that could change quick), but I don't relish hearing another hour-long rant about how Kiwi Farmers, right-wingers, Christians, etc are prudes blablablablah.

Like Nick when he said to not take sexy images like this?

 

[huecoffs02]

Inb4 Rackets call Lady Rackets on stream to prove thats not her and proceeds to pull her pants down in front of the camera to show everyone that was not his wife' ass.

 

[oh no im late for school]

dude i bet they didn't even wipe the lens first doesn't that just chap your ass?