Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 138 38.5%
  • Total voters
    358
AltisticRight said:
Is "locals" supposed to be a paid chat/streaming service with a chat? I fail to see why they would put this stuff up in a publicly accessible chatroom. He'll just spin this into "it was funny" and nothing else will come out of it.
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You pay to have the right to post in it, but I think anyone can read it. Locals in general is more a Patreon sort of thing.
 
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BTW, this is owned by The Robert Lord Property Trust. Nick set it up that way to keep it as private as possible, and now he's posting pictures of his own ass from his streaming room. Oh, and his parents paid for it.
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He still owns the house he moved out of, which is next door to his new one. Both he and his wife have their names attached to that.
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AltisticRight said:
Is "locals" supposed to be a paid chat/streaming service with a chat? I fail to see why they would put this stuff up in a publicly accessible chatroom. He'll just spin this into "it was funny" and nothing else will come out of it.
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Yeah the degenerate chats being discussed are all behind a paywall. You can't make posts or view "supporter only" posts without paying up. Regular posts are read only without paying up.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
As I understand it, it's free streaming, but paid chat and paid posts (if the creator feels like making one). Kinda like Patreon in a way
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Or onlyfans for that matter,
Fat Gay Riker said:
No Rumble stream tonight. Maybe a Twitch or Locals stream.
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A quick skim of the rumble feed seems to indicate he hasn't missed a thursday stream since at least september.
 
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Pelican Bones said:
God damn, brother. How hard is it to put a camera on a bench and set the timer to 30 seconds?
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I've made my case already and we can agree to disagree.

Useful_Mistake said:
As I understand it, it's free streaming, but paid chat and paid posts (if the creator feels like making one). Kinda like Patreon in a way
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CatgirlTyranid said:
You pay to have the right to post in it, but I think anyone can read it. Locals in general is more a Patreon sort of thing.
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Why would they pay to embarrass themselves and how was this remotely a good idea is beyond me. I like Nick and it would suck to see him distance himself from KF because of something as morbidly idiotic as this.

He got his channel deleted because he dared to defend us against the smear campaign headed by Lucas Roberts and Elliot Liz Fong-Jones the self-admitted rapist and field CTO of honeycomb.io who specialises in observability. I think he's weird but in my opinion this is a nothingburger and he's not really a lolcow, yet. I'll make my judgement after he responds to this and publish an essay with 865 pages to prove a tripod wasn't used.

>Free speech cryptonite
That's gay, there's plenty of shit that's now allowed here.
 
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Can the mods re-run the "Is Rakiets a lolcow" poll? Or is this undisputed lolcow territory?
Useful_Mistake said:
Why not make him a lolcow then? As is this doesn't seem to have much of a step, if at all to cowdom. That aside, I don't want to pretend to be a mod, or to be autistic over this.
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He still technically has a non-internet functional life. Although you can argue that's Low Tier God tier (not a high bar)since he still has a job (Mcdonalds).
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Not sure if his classification should be LOLCOW or INTERNET FAMOUS. Not sure how that stuff is determined.
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With all the lawtube retards we might as well get a new section. I count Legalbytes, Thatnatliechick, Rakieta and maybe Branca (As much as I like his shitposting).
Either that or maybe a Kickvic/Weeb wars orbiter since he started out there?
Edit: On second though I'm retarded, maybe just put him in Internet Famous.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
"Free speech platform has found it's kryptonite" is hardly sperging out. Cringy, sure, sperging out? Nah, not for me anyway
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His mistake was acknowledging and calling out these random posts on the Farms. He should have just scrolled on past and paid them no mind.

Where there's smoke...

And now we have all the weird locals stuff. Jesus. And people think we are degenerates.
 
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his official discord has the pics, posted last night at 6pm eastern



people knew it was lady rackets, said it was a dump from the locals chat. replies are mostly calling nick a cuck and saying she's going to open an OF. coiuple responses from Nick

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some of the responses are pretty good tbh
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i think the discord is only for paying locals members, so these are people that give nick every month to get access to his special chats (no other benefit to donating)

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Pentamidine said:
his official discord has the pics, posted last night at 6pm eastern

people knew it was lady rackets, said it was a dump from the locals chat. replies are mostly calling nick a cuck and saying she's going to open an OF. coiuple responses from Nick

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some of the responses are pretty good tbh
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i think the discord is only for paying locals members, so these are people that give nick every month to get access to his special chats (no other benefit to donating)
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Who is LegalBytes and what's the lore there? I've seen that name in some streams.

His response was petty. Discord, not even once.
 
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his official discord has the pics, posted last night at 6pm eastern

people knew it was lady rackets, said it was a dump from the locals chat. replies are mostly calling nick a cuck and saying she's going to open an OF. coiuple responses from Nick

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some of the responses are pretty good tbh
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i think the discord is only for paying locals members, so these are people that give nick every month to get access to his special chats (no other benefit to donating)
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Hasn't he been claiming he never goes in his Discord?

Also, too late on Nick not getting shitty tattoos.
 
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