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>Elon wants to get rid of 90% of twatter's workforce, allegedly and reportedly
>Fires 50%
>Another 40% quit on their own in the stupidest labor move in a while
>Elon is now rid of 90% of twatter's workforce

Oh no the thought police have suddenly all quit

That's so awful

Elon will smoke some more DMT with Joe Rogan and nothing will happen to twatter lol
 
What astonishes me about the Twitter culls is that Elon had to close the offices twice. Like, shouldn't he have prioritized getting rid of all the "sabotage on the way out" types during the first cull? Is everyone there really a potential saboteur?
I mean, it's Twitter, so maybe they are.
 
Twitter employees exodusing like the Jews out of Egypt.

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LM fuckin' AO at the mass hysteria! I'll admit I was confused at first over the past 2 hours, but Twitter will just shit its pants and do nothing and these faggots know it. It's like the 2016 election when they all screamed "I'M MOVING TO CANADA!" after Trump won, but did diddly squat, sit in their dark bedrooms, and shat their own pants over nothing and everything he tweeted in true slacktivist fashion.
 
Everybody is acting like any second the site is going to collapse. I smell bullshit, but eh we'll see.

it's running smoothly so far.
The axiom of any big site is that if anything could go wrong, it will. That's why you have codemonkeys and sysadmins on standby.

The only question is when. Could be tomorrow. Could be in five years.

Anyway, based Teslaman cleaning house at Twatter and I'm enjoying the tears of the parasite classes.
 
The axiom of any big site is that if anything could go wrong, it will. That's why you have codemonkeys and sysadmins on standby.

The only question is when. Could be tomorrow. Could be in five years.

Anyway, based Teslaman cleaning house at Twatter and I'm enjoying the tears of the parasite classes.
Welp. if it goes down ill have more time for this site, so that's cool.
 
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What astonishes me about the Twitter culls is that Elon had to close the offices twice. Like, shouldn't he have prioritized getting rid of all the "sabotage on the way out" types during the first cull? Is everyone there really a potential saboteur?
I mean, it's Twitter, so maybe they are.
Unsurprisingly the corporation known for censoring a sitting president is comprised of nothing more than political ideologues and the mentally ill. There's not much to salvage.
 
Tatsuya is like the weather. It is neither based nor cringe. It just is.
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Easier explanation, he's a TERF, he never stopped being a feminist, he just joined in on the side that is more consistent ideologically.
If anyone knows, I'm curious if there was a singular comic where the pivot happened, that said. Always had a soft spot for his early works
 
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