Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

I love running but the community can be...intense.

A charity turkey trot on Thanksgiving in some podunk town will feature people who consider the times a matter of life and death.

It's just weird the people that will cheat because it takes about as much work to successfully cheat then it does to just job/walk the marathon.

It's like, come on Pat. You get winded sitting in a chair, doing an interview. You start panting doing "standup". You ain't doing full marathons bro..

also if you're gonna cheat don't also brag that you got your time with a sprained ankle kek

 

[AprilRains]

Wasn't it a half marathon he cheated at?

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy has joined Mastodon:

Stealthygeek (@stealthygeek@mstdn.ca)

5 Posts, 2 Following, 1 Follower · Riding out Elmo's failures with a foot there and here.

mstdn.ca

Oh wait, that might be a troll account. Pat's still on twitter and is bitching about how hard Mastodon is to use:

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I haven’t had much free time to check in here as much as I used to, has Dan Mullen become a fully fledged lolcow in his own right yet?

The manic drunk vegas stream this week has sealed it as inevitable.

Danny boy and his alts are more likely to catch a ban for touching the stuff that Flavia couldn't clean up than get a thread here, tbh. A fucker that rails speed and bangs hookers in Vegas isn't exceptional behavior.

 

[ShinyStar]

Piggy has joined Mastodon:

Stealthygeek (@stealthygeek@mstdn.ca)

5 Posts, 2 Following, 1 Follower · Riding out Elmo's failures with a foot there and here.

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He's still on twitter, bitching about how hard Mastodon is to use:

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He is sooo socially awkward. I had to double-take half of those to be sure it wasn't an atalker trying to make him look bad. 'I'm a big deal on Twitter, so know your place, peasant ' isn't the most gracious way to introduce oneself.

And "Sorry to be so personal," "just being playful," "give me an add," really makes it sound like he's up to some Russell Greer level shenanigans in some poor woman's DMs.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

A divorced middle aged fat man drinking alone and watching Star Wars shit is very funny to me

 

[Mr Moonface]

I'm still not sure if that @stealthygeek Mastodon handle is him or not, but Torque Wheeler has also signed up and is starting to cause some trouble.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Pretty sure they are both pests.

Speaking of “Jew-y” though, isn’t it a little anti-Semitic of Rick to keep deliberately misspelling Elon’s name? It’s a Hebrew name, after all.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

A divorced middle aged fat man drinking alone and watching Star Wars shit is very funny to me

It's even funnier because he's lying about doing it to. We all know Pat's drinking habit is down at hoolis while working on his Tiny Tim fanfiction. He legitimately thought this makes him sound cool.

It's fucking hilarious

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I'm drunk and have been listening to too much Motley Poo on youtube:

In the seedy east
Of Milwaukee
Is a hovel full
Full of bitch tit queers

Spoiler: U Mass - Fatrick remix lyrics

In the seedy east
Of Milwaukee
Is a hovel full
Full of bitch tit queers

We're not just pests
He likes to tweet
He's got ideas
That he thinks we'll fear

Like what comes nexxxttt
Like nigger meat
Like prison threats
That he tweets about

And copy-pastes
They get us pissed
And stalker, childs
It makes us shout

Oh text with me
Oh Fatrick guy
Oh Niki's cunt
Oh and A rock

Oh tweet the world
Oh please don't lie
Oh kiss my ass
Oh let 'em rot

Of the twitter birds
And the re-tweets
Oh, Hooli's

Pat's confrontational

University of Massachusettes, please (That's a reference to Danny Boy)
And he ate the last pie

Pat's confrontational

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Lol

 

[Associate Rick]

Yes, but is Dan really anyone without Pat? I kinda feel like it's fitting to have him permanently be a side note in Patty's thread.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Wasn't it a half marathon he cheated at?

Everything is halves with this cunt, i swear. Half-marathon, half-house, half-wit, it just goes on and on.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Everything is halves with this cunt, i swear. Half-marathon, half-house, half-wit, it just goes on and on.

He doesn’t go halves on parenting his child, and I bet he never lets anyone go halves on any food he sees.

 

[JJLiautaud]

He posted any announcements about his dumb tiny tim fic?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He posted any announcements about his dumb tiny tim fic?

Not lately that I've seen. I think that it's long-abandoned, and he just doesn't want to admit it. He'd say that admission as proof that the pests are right about him being a talentless hack with no current projects and no hope of ever getting another book accepted for publication. He thinks people would laugh at him, and he hates that, And they would! He's wrapped up his ego so much in being a 'published author', and he can't stand it when his writing is laughed at and his one achievement in life is mocked and belittled.

 

[JustStopDude]

Not lately that I've seen. I think that it's long-abandoned, and he just doesn't want to admit it. He'd say that admission as proof that the pests are right about him being a talentless hack with no current projects and no hope of ever getting another book accepted for publication. He thinks people would laugh at him, and he hates that, And they would! He's wrapped up his ego so much in being a 'published author', and he can't stand it when his writing is laughed at and his one achievement in life is mocked and belittled.

To be fair to Patrick, it's kind of hard to get anything done when Twitter absorbs 80 percent of your waking hours.

 

[Ophelia]

Everything is halves with this cunt, i swear. Half-marathon, half-house, half-wit, it just goes on and on.

Calling his dipstick a half-peen seems generous.

 

[Uncle Ted]

He posted any announcements about his dumb tiny tim fic?

There's always next Christmas

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Piggy has joined Mastodon:

Stealthygeek (@stealthygeek@mstdn.ca)

5 Posts, 2 Following, 1 Follower · Riding out Elmo's failures with a foot there and here.

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Oh wait, that might be a troll account. Pat's still on twitter and is bitching about how hard Mastodon is to use:

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there's the expression that even a broken clock is right twice a day but pat could be the exception. even when he inadvertently ended up in a better place (decentralized social media) he immediately starts crying that everyone has to go back to the plantation. there are people who have strokes and aren't this stupid afterwards.