What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

Jimjamflimflam said:
Isn't that pretty much what happened to the Madison Cawthorn (crippled republican)?

Made claims about cocaine fueled sex rings with our politicians, suddenly an embarrassing video of him was leaked and then got primaried by his own party.
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Er... no?

He was a retarded zoomer who played the republican heteronormative traditionalist meme while being a massive faggot, being unaware that being openly gay AND republican or being any sort of minority AND republican has way much more political capital, and he decided to be indiscreet about the hypocrisy of fellow republican congressmen.

Republican congressmen were like "bruh"

But as far as I know he wasn't forced to crossdress and take a selfie with his white dumb girl friends, nor he was coerced into dry-hump what seemingly was his cousin. Unless the Eyes Wide Shut illuminati became really sophisticated, none of these things came in the context of blackmail material created for compliant politician puppets and all were a product of stupidity.

I am pretty sure Epstein blackmail material would look substantially different.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
And by the end of 2021 it was pretty clear to anybody that the vaccines were not working, and that the pandemic, the mandates, the masks were going to stay forever and suddenly Uncle Vlad invades the Ukraine and two years of apocalyptic pandemic are suddenly forgotten. All mandates are again dropped without justification.
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Ok that's just not true.

The mask mandates/regulations were slowly dropped here in EU. They stopped cca2021. Corona didn't exist by 2022 anymore, it was gone.

Gretta and/or her mother fucked high ranking politicians.
 
Gender: Xenomorph said:
Ok that's just not true.

The mask mandates/regulations were slowly dropped here in EU. They stopped cca2021. Corona didn't exist by 2022 anymore, it was gone.

Gretta and/or her mother fucked high ranking politicians.
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What I tried to say is that anything COVID was canned with the Ukraine crisis, but the restrictive policies were kept under the Ukrainian crisis justification
 
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Bonesjones said:
They usually start by tricking you into fucking a 14 year old you think is 18+, then work down from there. You don't know your guilty till its too late.
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My one problem with the widespread sexual blackmail theory is that if it's that standard of an elite initiation ritual, wouldn't it lose it's power? If someone stepped out of line and they released the blackmail, wouldn't the burned person just turn on everyone else? The people in power couldn't punish the 'rule breaker' if it came to light that it was commonplace among them. Call me cynical, but the elites have power because of their control of resources, not by popular consent. If it was revealed that 90% of the elites had fucked kids, it wouldn't lead to revolution, it would just lead to paedo legalization.
 
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Becky McDonald said:
Judith Keppel's £1 million question on the British version of WWTBAM was rigged to ensure she won in order to snatch viewers away from the BBC during a night one of its most-beloved, longest-running series aired its final episode. The American adaptation, despite being a year younger, had already seen a winner or two and interest was clearly beginning to wane, so that's also another angle to consider.
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Thats stupid, they only need to hire farmer Clarkson to host it if they wanna beat the bbc...
 
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I remember watching a video that was allegedly footage from the Rwandan Genocide. A group of men sitting calmly on the ground in the middle of a tropical forrest, one stood up, walked over to the edge of a big pit, laid down, and then another couple of fellas slit his throat and pushed the body over the edge. And then the next. They all looked calm, almost bored, as if they were simply going about their daily routine. I guess you could try to explain it as the murderers being desensitized and the victims having accepted their fate, and maybe I'd be satisfied with that argument if these were some legendary Buddhist monks and not random African villagers.

Anyways, Operation Crimson Mist. The theory claims that agents of the US military used microwave radiation emitted from airplane-mounted antennas onto mobs of Hutus on the ground that were incited against Tutsis through traditional means, and that this induced in them a genocidal rage. The same technology was supposedly deployed in Iraq, turning hungry civilians into mobs that stormed and looted the Baghdad Museum.

Now, I wouldn't exactly call myself a believer in this theory, but I honestly cannot dismiss it as absurd. The key element - the possibility that EM radiation in a specific frequency range and of sufficient intensity could induce coarse-grained changes in one's psychological state - let's say through resonance in neural circuitry controlling base emotions such as rage and fear - doesn't strike me as entirely implausible. I'm not talking about mind control in the layman sense - precise control of higher thought processes - it's closer to giving someone an adrenaline shot than connecting wires to specific neurons in their brain. If such a thing is possible, the US military (or CIA or whatever glowie org) would have discovered and developed that 40 years ago, I mean they were throwing money at goat staring for fucks sake. I can imagine some secret mind-control project initially having very sci-fiey goals, but ultimately producing something like this, comparatively low-tech but still extremely useful for various purposes. Combat, crowd control, even depopulation.
 
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Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
My one problem with the widespread sexual blackmail theory is that if it's that standard of an elite initiation ritual, wouldn't it lose it's power? If someone stepped out of line and they released the blackmail, wouldn't the burned person just turn on everyone else? The people in power couldn't punish the 'rule breaker' if it came to light that it was commonplace among them. Call me cynical, but the elites have power because of their control of resources, not by popular consent. If it was revealed that 90% of the elites had fucked kids, it wouldn't lead to revolution, it would just lead to paedo legalization.
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Its very likely %90 of the political and business elite have terrible blackmail on each other to keep things in line. From drug running, gun running, embezzlement, to horrors like pizzagate and blood diamonds.
They keep each other in line because all of these 'blackmailable' things also rake in lots of money for minimal effort. Why blow the whistle on someone when your own little black money operation gets jeopardized too?
 
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i remember this one conspiracy theory that essentially was that the earth got fucked up ages ago the proof of this is in mars and venus both planets should in theory be able to contain life but are instead death traps where it rains acid or there is just no atmosphere. the 2 moons of mars being as fucked up looking as they are is further proof.

the planet we live on and call earth is a simulation and the real number of people and animals left is only about 100k or so the simulation allows us to experience life as if earth still exists and that there are more people than there actually are. as for where we are located well thats where it gets extra crazy.

so remember mars? yeah thats earth thats why the big thing in space exploration is getting people to mars rather than getting people to venus. after the event that fucked up earth the higher ups declared earth dead and changed its name to mars while also keeping up the guise of earth still being real. oh also cancer is a weird mutation that started up after the earth got ruined most likely because of some weird space metal or whatever.



there is also the theory that there is a whole second world under the ocean and we dont know about it. which that one i could believe given how little we map the deep oceans and caves underwater.
 
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Gender: Xenomorph said:
But yea they definitely have access to better healthcare.
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How, though? How do they find reputable private clinics and doctors? Do they have fancy rich-people insurance? Is there some kind of non-insurance private-system out there where you pay X amount and there's a crossover point where it's cheaper to pay out of pocket?

FILTH Tourist said:
I think the pizza parlor was a hub for it. Under DC there is a secret tunnel system that was made for security reasons so politicians can move around discreetly or evacuate in case of an emergency. They are confirmed to exist between the White House and Capital Building, but it's not a stretch to assume that the network of tunnels makes their way across DC to establishments frequented by DC elite (like hotels and restaurants, as well as routs out of town). If you are going to move trafficked children around, that would be the way to do it.
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If I recall correctly there was a hotel in DC that was shut down/torn down after it was discovered that it had a bunch of government crap under it. They'd put a crap-ton of time and effort into making it a fallout shelter/emergency point, and then it all fell apart because someone had loose lips and they had to scrap the entire project.

MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
krazy bone from bone thugs & harmony talking about gangster was invented in the 90's by corporations and TPTB to destroy communities.
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This is just fact, though.

Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
My one problem with the widespread sexual blackmail theory is that if it's that standard of an elite initiation ritual, wouldn't it lose it's power? If someone stepped out of line and they released the blackmail, wouldn't the burned person just turn on everyone else? The people in power couldn't punish the 'rule breaker' if it came to light that it was commonplace among them. Call me cynical, but the elites have power because of their control of resources, not by popular consent. If it was revealed that 90% of the elites had fucked kids, it wouldn't lead to revolution, it would just lead to paedo legalization.
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Why do you think they're trying to normalize pedophilia? It's so when the big reveal comes we're all already numb to it.
Think about it. In the 1950s people would have lost their shit if a local religious leader was found to be a non-celibate homosexual, but now?



Tetragrammaton said:
i remember this one conspiracy theory that essentially was that the earth got fucked up ages ago the proof of this is in mars and venus both planets should in theory be able to contain life but are instead death traps where it rains acid or there is just no atmosphere. the 2 moons of mars being as fucked up looking as they are is further proof.

the planet we live on and call earth is a simulation and the real number of people and animals left is only about 100k or so the simulation allows us to experience life as if earth still exists and that there are more people than there actually are. as for where we are located well thats where it gets extra crazy.

so remember mars? yeah thats earth thats why the big thing in space exploration is getting people to mars rather than getting people to venus. after the event that fucked up earth the higher ups declared earth dead and changed its name to mars while also keeping up the guise of earth still being real. oh also cancer is a weird mutation that started up after the earth got ruined most likely because of some weird space metal or whatever.



there is also the theory that there is a whole second world under the ocean and we dont know about it. which that one i could believe given how little we map the deep oceans and caves underwater.
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NoReturn said:
How, though? How do they find reputable private clinics and doctors? Do they have fancy rich-people insurance? Is there some kind of non-insurance private-system out there where you pay X amount and there's a crossover point where it's cheaper to pay out of pocket?
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I think it's more like this:
* They have their own reputable doctors on call, able to offer them high quality treatment before a condition becomes too bad
* Pharmaceutical companies are only able to synthesize some high efficiency drugs, which are saved for rich people, in case one of them needs them
* Vaccines and medications for some diseases could be easily produced, but companies refuse to do them because it's not profitable
* There are high quality hospitals with top notch equipment, with nurses are on call 24/7 and the best surgeons are always available

I think pharmaceutical companies do this because there's a lot of money to be made, and there may be rich people associations that act like a rich-people insurance and invest a lot to prevent some people (ie presidents, politicians) from dying to a curable disease.
 
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NoReturn said:
If I recall correctly there was a hotel in DC that was shut down/torn down after it was discovered that it had a bunch of government crap under it. They'd put a crap-ton of time and effort into making it a fallout shelter/emergency point, and then it all fell apart because someone had loose lips and they had to scrap the entire project.
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You might be thinking of Project Greek Island located beneath the Greenbrier Hotel in West Virginia. The ritzy hotel on the surface has not been torn down, and is instead still fully in operation. The facility beneath it has been largely renovated and turned into storage, but some of it has been preserved as a tourist attraction, which you can go and visit if you so desire. Apparently anyway, I've never been, but I'd like to go some time just for a taste of that fancy fallout shelter life.

The decommissioning happened after a Washington Post article in 1992, proving that not even the feds can trust a journo. Assuming it wasn't leaked intentionally for some arcane reason. If this wasn't the one you were thinking of I suppose its not too surprising that this kind of thing has happened more than once. If they tore it down though there was likely something there they didn't want the public to see rather than just a fallout shelter.
 
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CheapMeds said:
I don't believe in this,
but moon being a hallow/artificial construction is just so ridiculous yet somehow avoids clear falsification that I just want it to be true.
It also just makes for a cool twist on human history.
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i could see that being a thing maybe. personally im more on the side of secret moon bases being a thing or at the very least the moons core being empty or whatever.
 
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CheapMeds said:
I don't believe in this,
but moon being a hallow/artificial construction is just so ridiculous yet somehow avoids clear falsification that I just want it to be true.
It also just makes for a cool twist on human history.
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Size/proportion-wise the moon is also really fucking weird.
 
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