Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.

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Fannyscum said:
Ralph eternally felted:
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Chrissie Mayr was contorting herself into a pretzel making excuses for Ralph and going out of her way to give him opportunities and he still couldn't stop himself from literally chimping out at her. There's another universe where Beanie Man is retweeting Ralph's political takes, and the point of divergence was that Ralph waited until sundown before hitting the bottle that day.
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He would be in their good graces, still on YouTube and friends with Rackets if his day-drinking, lust for petty revenge, hookers, drugs and most importantly, EGO, had not gotten in the way.

Even Moloch gave him a chance once. What a day when even Satan thinks your soul is worthless.
 
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Keranu said:
Look at all the fun Dick could be having if he wasn't scared of the gunt. He could ride this as long as he rode Maddox, if not longer since Maddox usually kept his mouth shut.

Maddox 1, Ralph 0
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Maddox winning anything that isn't a contest in finding the most vulture-looking armenian cuck in the world is the Shyamalamadingdong plot twist I wasn't ready for.
 
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Nick felts the Gunt Reaper!
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Rise said:
Turns out he was canned because he groped Sarah Gonzalez (also a Blaze employee) at the premier of "Uncle Tom 2."
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Shame that he's a trainwreck like the rest of them, but could be a potential source of LOLs now that he's "independent."
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Wow, that sounds pretty bad. I assume that they investigated the issue pretty seriously and--

The details of Schaffer’s firing were first made public on a Tuesday livestream by Ethan Ralph, a far-right internet personality who has clashed with Schaffer in the past. The Daily Beast confirmed the existence of Gonzales’s allegation independently of Ralph.
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Well, now I don't believe it.
 
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Haha, it's real, Rekieta and his wife holding bottles of whiskey between their ass cheeks. Why the fuck would they take those pictures??? The rage pig is of course overjoyed and lying about the entire situation, claiming that Rekieta shoves bottles up his ass, that his wife cucks him and that all of his enemies have been destroyed by his curse.

Why is everyone involved in this sektur such a degenerate freak and why do they always have to share it with the world?
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Haha, it's real, Rekieta and his wife holding bottles of whiskey between their ass cheeks. Why the fuck would they take those pictures??? The rage pig is of course overjoyed and lying about the entire situation, claiming that Rekieta shoves bottles up his ass, that his wife cucks him and that all of his enemies have been destroyed by his curse.

Why is everyone involved in this sektur such a degenerate freak and why do they always have to share it with the world?
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Just have to remind the shit eater that he killed his mom, a dog, and is a convicted sex offender with a micropenis.
 
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Rise said:
Turns out he was canned because he groped Sarah Gonzalez (also a Blaze employee) at the premier of "Uncle Tom 2."
Article (From The Daily Beast) | Archive

Shame that he's a trainwreck like the rest of them, but could be a potential source of LOLs now that he's "independent."
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Oh God all this "Based" Cons are always fucking degenerates. They always talk big shit about how good they are and marriage and shit and they always do this shit.
 
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