Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[teriyakiburns]

I believe there's some hyperbole here. The bottle wasn't up his ass. He's holding it with his flabby ass cheeks

Impossible! He has no ass!

 

[feral cat #6385]

He gave Drex so much shit for feet in ass then puts a bottle in his ass don’t give him any credit

Technically it wasn't IN his ass it was just asshole adjacent.

Dude, are you living in 2008? You have no clue what you’re talking about or you’re being deliberately ignorant.

First of all, there are all kinds of phone tripods that do not involve brackets or ball joints. Simple shit that clamps or folds open, and that fits in your pocket.

Second, you can use anything to prop a phone up. Hell, I have taken timer shots using a stick or a rock or a wadded-up hoodie to support the phone!

It’s weird how resistant you are to the idea that this can be done so easily.

This tripod talk is going to go on for another 30 pages isn't it?

 

[ZapparoniWorks™]

How many of those kids are really his?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I'd be surprised if that happens. He's a well adjusted adult with a family, a steady career in a prestigious field and a nice youtube gig. He's also not socially inept and is used to stressful situations due to his profession. Even when faced with utter idiocy he seems, well, normal.

I'm no longer surprised, it was quite a journey.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Nick doesn't have the ass to be doing this...

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Libertarianism is a disease.

 

[feral cat #6385]

How many of those kids are really his?

As far as we know none of them are black so they are probably all his kids. Unless Drexel has some white mixed in someplace.

Nick doesn't have the ass to be doing this...

He really needs to start working out. If you have a Hank Hill ass you shouldn't be showing it off.

 

[Matt Damon]

If you have a Hank Hill ass you shouldn't be showing it off.

If you're a man, you shouldn't be showing your ass off in general. Nobody wants to see that shit.

 

[huecoffs02]

If you're a man, you shouldn't be showing your ass off in general. Nobody wants to see that shit.

What if you're a fag?

 

[Matt Damon]

What if you're a fag?

Find Jesus.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If you're a man, you shouldn't be showing your ass off in general. Nobody wants to see that shit.

Gay men might.

 

[TheClappening]

As far as we know none of them are black so they are probably all his kids. Unless Drexel has some white mixed in someplace.

To be fair, we've only seen his two youngest daughters.

 

[hawkisnight]

Sorry Nicky boy. Now it's our wife

I always knew something ain't right with the lawyer of the sektur but didn't expect the wife to make an arc. Lots of coping in this thread which is weird but this is the biggest disaster since he put on a dress and sucked that mike on stream.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I guess making fun of Jack Murphy bit him. Why do this on a discord knowing stuff will get leaked?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I guess making fun of Jack Murphy bit him. Why do this on a discord knowing stuff will get leaked?

Not on discord, it was posted on Locals.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Not on discord, it was posted on Locals.

I would disagree with even calling it "leaked." It was posted publicly. The Locals community doesn't cost anything to join. Content can be paywalled on Locals, but this wasn't.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I would disagree with even calling it "leaked." It was posted publicly. The Locals community doesn't cost anything to join. Content can be paywalled on Locals, but this wasn't.

I’m fairly sure you have to pay to use the chat

 

[Daniel Wallace]

I’m fairly sure you have to pay to use the chat

You have to pay to participate in the chat, but as far as I'm aware absolutely anyone who joins his Locals for free can still see anything and everything posted in the chat, such as messages or photos of people's ass.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If this was just on locals....imagine the shit that's on discord.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

You have to pay to participate in the chat, but as far as I'm aware absolutely anyone who joins his Locals for free can still see anything and everything posted in the chat, such as messages or photos of people's ass.

You’re right I had just never bothered to create an account before