"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Weeb Slinger]

It will bring me no pleasure if Rekieta's world implodes. He is an interesting and likeable guy. And yet some kind of self-inflicted social injury that will cause harm to both himself and his family seems to be an increasingly plausible outcome.

What possesses a man of the law, who is intelligent and well-versed in the way of the world, to pose naked with a bottle clenched between the cheeks of his pasty white arse? Is he jumping on the thot bandwagon (which is a pink stretch limo with an extra-large sunroof) several years too late? He'd better hope that he doesn't end up in prison, because there will be some cons in there who will regard that image as a serving suggestion.

Keffals, in common with all malevolent creatures who attempt to conceal their true nature behind shadows and camera angles, appears to be undergoing a metamorphosis from within, where aspects of his rotten soul are manifesting as surface-level orgeish traits. He is just under 30 and is already showing signs of pronounced osteoporosis. I had a family member who, much later in life, developed osteoporosis that was so severe and so painful, that they could not bear to have even a thin sheet draped over them . This is the future that awaits Keffals and his sociopathic ilk. Some might say that it is well-deserved.

 

[Nick Obre]

What possesses a man of the law, who is intelligent and well-versed in the way of the world, to pose naked with a bottle clenched between the cheeks of his pasty white arse?

The former contents of the bottle, probably.

 

[Miller]

Spoiler: It's official

 

[Wemmy]

 

[beautiful person]

Null's having a herding cats moment with the superchats.

 

[Shaneequa]

Does anyone have the link for the Instagram video of the shooting he played near the end?

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I didnt give you permission to upload this video of my homegrrl

 

[Telecom]

Thanks for the flashback jewsh. I haven't thought about jonathan coulton in years. Perfect mid 2000s internet music.

 

[3322]

Spoiler: It's official

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Null: Please don't ship me with Venti, she is stinky and gross and lets cats shit in her bed
also Null: here is why I would marry Brittany Venti, because she is so trad and keeps her house clean

Absolute fucking retard moment. Does anyone have that video of Brittany walking around her disgusting hoarder apartment while her boyfriend cries in the background?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

He's a Catholic so he just goes and confesses everything to his priest and then everything's forgiven. Even buttpics.

Correction, he was raised Catholic but he isn't one. He goes to some non-denomination church. So he supposedly is some flavor of Protestant.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

https://odysee.com/@kiwifarmsarchive:c?view=content

Oh, nice. Looks like this one has pretty much everything. Thanks, person who runs this account.

Now I just need to figure out which ones it has that JCM Archives doesn't, so I can download them.

For clarity, if anyone can identify a stream missing missing from these sources let me know, if it's from pre-odysee MATI channel days I might have it on my external, outside the missing Life is Strange streams which nobody has.

Original titles are extremely helpful if you know them since jdownloader named all of them as they were titled on youtube.

 

[The Tall Man]

Null: Please don't ship me with Venti, she is stinky and gross and lets cats shit in her bed
also Null: here is why I would marry Brittany Venti, because she is so trad and keeps her house clean

Absolute fucking retard moment. Does anyone have that video of Brittany walking around her disgusting hoarder apartment while her boyfriend cries in the background?

You end up with Venti anyway.
You have to kill the disgusting hair devourer Shoe for working against Harmful Opinions at the behest of Candid.
She personally helped make the Internet a shittier place by training the learning algorithym which facilitated the adpocalypse and more.

If you marry Aydin she would constantly invite people like memenco and gator over, plus I bet Aydin is also stinky.

So despite Venti being a stinky-slob-mutt, she is the least of these three evils and you have to marry her.

 

[3322]

You end up with Venti anyway.
You have to kill the disgusting hair devourer Shoe for working against Harmful Opinions at the behest of Candid.
She personally helped make the Internet a shittier place by training the learning algorithym which facilitated the adpocalypse and more.

If you marry Aydin she would constantly invite people like memenco and gator over, plus I bet Aydin is also stinky.

So despite Venti being a stinky-slob-mutt, she is the least of these three evils and you have to marry her.

You know you don't even have to play this childish game to begin with. I doubt any of them want to marry/fuck a Kiwifarms user let alone the owner since they all have threads in which their nudes are posted and called disgusting (often by Null personally). Feel like I am watching the Killstream. SMASH OR PASS CHAT?!

 

[notafederalagent]

I just wanted to say thanks to Null for including a Rumble option. VK has been my go-to for watching live on my phone in the past, but it's been throwing weird errors at me for the last couple of weeks. I still archive from VK because it's high quality and a lightning fast download (install aria2 and include --downloader aria2c in your yt-dlp cli options), but Rumble has been flawless on mobile.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

anyone know where/if these posts from the stream today are being discussed elsewhere on the farms?

 

[Nick Obre]

You end up with Venti anyway.
You have to kill the disgusting hair devourer Shoe for working against Harmful Opinions at the behest of Candid.
She personally helped make the Internet a shittier place by training the learning algorithym which facilitated the adpocalypse and more.

If you marry Aydin she would constantly invite people like memenco and gator over, plus I bet Aydin is also stinky.

So despite Venti being a stinky-slob-mutt, she is the least of these three evils and you have to marry her.

I see Aydin as one of those women who mold themselves to the guy they're fucking at the time; not unlike Shoe, but with hair.
I mean how else can you explain she ended up a monarchist, for fuck's sake.

So if you marry her, presumably you could direct her away from memenco and the lot. Just assert your dominance bro, not like these guys are threatening.

Besides, Venti is a hammerhead shark and Shoe is bald. They were never an option.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He's a Catholic so he just goes and confesses everything to his priest and then everything's forgiven. Even buttpics.

That’s not how it really works. When you confess you actually have to mean it. It’s also only really for God and your own conscience. The 12 Steps in AA basically draw from how confession for actual fuck-ups work. You go apologize and try to make things even as best as you can with the people you harmed. They can tell you to kick rocks.

 

[The Tall Man]

I see Aydin as one of those women who mold themselves to the guy they're fucking at the time; not unlike Shoe, but with hair.
I mean how else can you explain she ended up a monarchist, for fuck's sake.

So if you marry her, presumably you could direct her away from memenco and the lot. Just assert your dominance bro, not like these guys are threatening.

Besides, Venti is a hammerhead shark and Shoe is bald. They were never an option.

As long as this hypothetical has me strangle Shoe to death, I am good.

 

[Wodanaz]

shoutout to the sneeders. please let them sneed.

 

[John Furrman]

I went to Ireland this summer, and every Irish person speaks Irish Gaelic there, especially on the west coast. All have to learn it in school. So, take heart, Null, it's not a dead language. It sounds a lot nicer than it looks in writing.

 

[Oivey Cuervo]

More degeneracy.

This video would be worth making watching and making fun on the next MATI. This shit is fucking ridiculous