"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Hey, Josh, did you see that there's a Dragon Ball Dead by Daylight clone? Dragon Ball The Breakers. It's apparently pretty mediocre. Might make for a fun stream.
 
You know Tarot Cards could be fun if you go the meaning of the cards and load them with references. Death isn’t actually a bad thing, but signifies the end of something. The Tower is just suffering and the worst card.

Deck of playing cards could be fun if every suit is a different type of lolcow or sub forum. (Hearts being Deathfats and Saloncows, Diamonds being grifters and scammers. I can’t place Spades or Clubs.)
Odds are none of this would happen because being sued for likeness or whatever.
I've got coding for super easy card designs...
I actually toyed with the idea of a Kiwi Farms card game - kinda like Magic the Gathering or Pokemon. Started writing up an idea before the site got violated by troons.
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I have no idea exactly how Pokemon and YuGiOh work (I mean I'm familiar with the broad basics of the game rules) so if anybody wants to make up the text for the cards I can generate them for you. (I would have made a trainer card for Chris but I have no idea how those work.)
Spades would easily be stink ditch.
I was thinking club.

Because it looks like black mold if you think about it.

Since spades are usually the "face" cards of a set, it would obviously be Chris & co.
 
Null: Please don't ship me with Venti, she is stinky and gross and lets cats shit in her bed
also Null: here is why I would marry Brittany Venti, because she is so trad and keeps her house clean

Absolute fucking retard moment. Does anyone have that video of Brittany walking around her disgusting hoarder apartment while her boyfriend cries in the background?
Her apartment from that Louis Theroux documentary was also pretty bad

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Cameraman trolling here.
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That grody shower curtain is the worst though - THAT'S HOW YOU GET MOLD, BRITTANY
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Louis just wants to get away from this stinky woman and her overstuffed sink.
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Her apartment from that Louis Theroux documentary was also pretty bad

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Cameraman trolling here.
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That grody shower curtain is the worst though - THAT'S HOW YOU GET MOLD, BRITTANY
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Louis just wants to get away from this stinky woman and her overstuffed sink.
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She probably spent days cleaning up for that. The video I am talking about was in her thread, but it was on youtube so it's ofc now deleted and it doesn't seem anyone archived it. In the video Brittany is walking around filming mostly the floor of what looks like a hoarders place with dirt and catshit all over it while her boyfriend is crying in the background because she told him that his physique hasn't changed much in the past year despite him working out a lot. He is having a mental breakdown and is boiling eggs to eat, he wants to eat like 8 hardboiled eggs to become more buff or whatever and I think later he is lying under a table sobbing. The entire time Brit is bullying him in her annoying little girl voice while walking around filming the mess. It feels like a fever dream describing it but that definitely happened.

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Just saw this in my Youtube feed, just uploaded 10 minutes ago. It's one of my favourite Nullisms and it's from last month.


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He sounds like a reader kid trying to instruct a phonics addict how to pronounce a large word. "sound it out, syllable by syllable - no fucking r!"
 
@Null
in the graf section you forgot to mention that the guy who is married to the large nosed woman didn't just leave poast, he also talked shit on graf, and it was only then that graf completely reversed his decision to ban people for "doxing" with nose.png, very funny stuff. also he allegedly thinks loli is degenerate and shouldn't be on the instance, and yet continues to host it solely because a previous admin made it a rule. literal lowtax tier cuck bitch mode.

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There was a point in the stream last week where null said something regarding Ethan Klein along the lines of “now you know what happens when you start a podcast talking with only fans thots” implying that null has a secret porn podcast. After the dehumanizing fuck marry kill this week I think he’s just showing his pimp mindset openly.

Jokes aside and getting involved in this toxicity, venti is the worst choice. Not because I’m racist but because she has openly exposed herself as dirty and shows no desire to change. You would be living in squalor Null. If you did have to pick who to marry Shoe and Aydin both appear cleaner, and of the two shoe has the strongest pick me vibe. She will chameleon onto whatever beliefs you hold and Null has said she’s not too old for kids. I’m sure if you started dating her and said “I’m kinda vanilla,” she’d just say she was too. Aydin has always had her mood swings but to be slightly fair she has not appeared to pick the most stable men to hang out with either. She would chameleon to a lesser extent than Shoe but she also is intelligent and if you wanted robust debate she would definitely be the best choice of the three. And even though she can’t have kids…

ADOPTION IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.
 
@Null so listening to your stream regarding nick reminded me of somethingawful.com forums lore.

The forums used to have a members only bittorrent forums called

The Bittorrent Barn Yard
Do post porn here
and No Mp3's

around 04/05 lowtax gave them notice to leave and they did.

One of the offshoots was called WDMA or (where da movies at)

Anyway one of rules of something fucking awful from 2002 was

NO HOME GROWN!!

Because it just causes drama.

And it did because there was a porn video from DPPH called "uncle fucker" and unlike swap it was just two adults boning in the bed room.

Because the video ended up on the WDMA offshoot the goon involved went public with info about that site and they had to shut down.

Anyway look forward to your video game streams, I hope you do a nice stream of the games on windows 95 like minesweeper
 
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I have no idea exactly how Pokemon and YuGiOh work (I mean I'm familiar with the broad basics of the game rules) so if anybody wants to make up the text for the cards I can generate them for you. (I would have made a trainer card for Chris but I have no idea how those work.)
Not bad.

But the energy cost of Divine Lightning with a "discard all energy" modifier is way too unfair to the player using that card versus the damage done. Such a move might have worked 20 years ago before power creep set in bad, but even then this move is not balanced. It should have a discard of one energy or (if you are going to discard all) the move should do closer to 100 damage.
 
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in the graf section you forgot to mention that the guy who is married to the large nosed woman didn't just leave poast, he also talked shit on graf, and it was only then that graf completely reversed his decision to ban people for "doxing" with nose.png, very funny stuff. also he allegedly thinks loli is degenerate and shouldn't be on the instance, and yet continues to host it solely because a previous admin made it a rule. literal lowtax tier cuck bitch mode.

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If my lore is right, I think that dude's wife is actually a co-host on Emily Youcis' Dreamweavers podcast where they talk about far-right shit, being involved in actualy neo-nazi organizations, and hating niggers (really based shit). So that is why dude is spazzing out so hard about it, and didn't want to be doxed so bad.
 
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I keep cracking up at Josh's audio/video issues because I get the exact same way when my mic has problems. For whatever reason, my pc just won't put the mic I have set up as the default every time I start a program that uses it. I have to go and disable all other audio sources (which is like 9 inputs and 11 outputs) just to get it to recognize the right shit. It's as if my own PC is gaslighting me into thinking that it's all my fault this is happening, but after I fix it something else fucks up and then I think "No! It's your fault you abomination!". It makes me want to laugh loudly into an angry rage.
 
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