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I used to get ads for GM trucks, Coca Cola, expensive watches and stuff. Normal stuff. I had turned off targeted tracking from the start so it should have just been serving me a random selection, perhaps chosen based on geographic location from the IP.

Here’s the kind of ad I’m getting today. Surprised mypillow hasn’t shown up yet.

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You're getting those ads because that's what you read about, the app knows you better than you do
 
You're getting those ads because that's what you read about, the app knows you better than you do
It’s never given me an ad like that in 10 years I’ve been using it. Always generic.
And in any event, that is not what I read about on Twitter, I use it for one obscure technical subject and quietly laughing at lolcows - primarily Musk.

Edit: I don’t know why this is causing surprise or doubt, it’s just an amusing illustration of the established fact that all the advertisers worth having are gone, and only shit-tier right wing political organisations are in the game now. Talk about circling the drain.
 
Hahahaha sorry if this is a dup or in the wrong place, but I have vids playing in the background, and Tim Pool is giving his 2 cents about Musk and Twitter, and haha he just bought 25K on ads on Twitter.

Pool is such a sad little guy, and Musk, seems to be backtracking on stuff.

That said, it's still funny to see the leftists crying over every thing going on. (he's fired everyone!) hahaha

Despite all of the doomposting Twitter is still up and running. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Meanwhile, seems like the European Parliament would like to talk to Musk. Probably about GDPR nonsense and their Digital Services Act that's coming into effect now/very soon.
They have to get in line, remember an 80 yr old in MA wants a piece of Musk first. (Sen "MALARKY" )
 
All the hesitation with unbanning Trump makes me think Elon's looking for some bullshit reason not to do it and not look like a hypocrite in the process.
Of course war criminals, zoophiles and pedophiles are a-ok on the platform.

I hope Jack does a flip and everyone who formerly worked in that literal Adult day care gets completely shit on everywhere they go.
 
So the current rumors are that musk has no degree, that only 1000 employees are left, and all badgers have been revoked.
You will never revoke the badger!
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You should've seen the twitter of the past, around the GG era. The low interactions you are seeing are the result of the various automated shadowbans and deboosting. The platform is truly insane, it's somewhat of an autism puzzle to decipher it, everything matters, from you having a phone number attached to acct., to location of account, VPN use, frequency of tweets, who you like and RT, and obviously the contents of your tweets. There are also different "deboost" types depending on what sort of "bad behavior" you're engaging in.
Worst, most people don't even know they are just shouting in the void. All is subtle and made so that you remain on the platform and consooom, oblivious that nobody sees your tweets. They don't want you to know, so that you don't make a new account to clear up the deboosts.
If Elon discloses how the retarded algorithm deboosts replies then it would be a fantastic improvement.

It would probably make Twitter less of a shithole for the normies too.
 
All the hesitation with unbanning Trump makes me think Elon's looking for some bullshit reason not to do it and not look like a hypocrite in the process.
Of course war criminals, zoophiles and pedophiles are a-ok on the platform.

I hope Jack does a flip and everyone who formerly worked in that literal Adult day care gets completely shit on everywhere they go.
He's probably concerned about advertisers.

He's being cowardly as hell and if he was really going to bring Trump back he would have just done it. Elon is even making excuses for limiting people's reach on Twitter, which shows how little things are going to change. At this point I won't be surprised if he intensifies the shadowbanning.

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Censoring tweets rather than accounts isn't an improvement. Twitter likely decides you're into different topics based on who you follow, reply to, and how you phrase things. How would Twitter then decide you were about to do a hateful tweet (the thing Elon says should be censored)? I seriously doubt they'd ignore their current shadowban procedures, so I can't help but think they're going to just try fixing it up a little and then tell Elon the problem is fixed just the way he wanted.

Because what's the alternative? Elon risks losing some ad revenue because the wrong person had their tweet show up alongside a trending hashtag?
 
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Somehow Musk managed to misspell both Kathy Griffin and Jordan Peterson's names. Does he not have these proofread before blasting them to a billion people?
He doesn't give a shit and he doesn't have to. And Kathie Gryphon is a raging cunt who deserves no respect or any effort whatsoever to spell her name correctly when deigning to mention her at all.

Thousands of engineers and no spell check or edit button?
See above. Who gives a shit?

All the hesitation with unbanning Trump makes me think Elon's looking for some bullshit reason not to do it and not look like a hypocrite in the process.
lol nah. Trump doesn't give a rat's ass and wouldn't come back even if they groveled, and everyone knows it. Musk is "stalling" because it's funny. I can't believe people here openly cheer and celebrate all his shitposting and memes because it's pissing off all the fascists, but then acting like there's a super secret hidden meaning behind every little detail of every little action and word from the man. Apparently even the number of minutes that pass between one message about Trump and the next has secret meaning that can be divined with the right incantations now, I guess.
 
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So what's even the issue exactly? I've noticed absolutely no technical issues of any sort but half the people on my feed are in medically diagnosible progressive-hysterics without any explanation as to why. Is it just because Jordan Peterson is back or whatever?
 
So what's even the issue exactly? I've noticed absolutely no technical issues of any sort but half the people on my feed are in medically diagnosible progressive-hysterics without any explanation as to why. Is it just because Jordan Peterson is back or whatever?
There is no "real" issue, other than Musk making changes rapidly on an apparent whim.

The problem is he's upset people who liked the status of Twitter's blue checkmark and who are afraid rightwing views may no longer be suppressed.
 
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Cross-posting from the ContraPoints thread because this is actually hilarious: troon Youtuber ContraPoints/Nyk has set up a Mastodon node and announced his intent to quit Twatter (for the umpteenth time). His Youtube/Patreon paypiggies immediately tried to follow him to Mastodon... which ended up crashing:

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NGL, I love watching these SJW TRA censors jump ship like the fascistic censorious rats that they are.
After everything they've put KF through over the past few months, it's deeply cathartic Schadenfreude for me to watch them on the run for a change.
You reap what you sow, censors.
 
I don’t know why this is causing surprise or doubt, it’s just an amusing illustration of the established fact that all the advertisers worth having are gone, and only shit-tier right wing political organisations are in the game now. Talk about circling the drain.
I think you'll find that a lot of the big brands had suspended advertising on twitter some time in september, over the platform's apparent inability to deal with child sexual assault material. Coca Cola and GM were among them, for the record.
 
Musk put a poll up to vote on reinstating Trump followed by "The voice of the people"
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OK boyz it's time for a MATI extravaganza.
blompf should not be reinstated.
But even better!
He should be reinstated, only for a sexless queerio womxn of color to ban him again, so we can see him seethe.
You might wonder why would this anon sperg hate trump so much, is he some sort of cucked shitlib demonKKKrap?
Absolutely not.
I think blompf has managed to destroy the actual right wing and lower the IQ of the "movement" and ideology from esoteric reactionary schizoposter level to gnat-level 0 IQ chud. For such a sacrilege there should be punishment.
It's despicable to see "rebels against the system" kissing the ring and pining for blompf to be some sort of monarch, only to be disappointed endlessly. This has to stop.
The right deserves a heroic, high IQ, high VO2max, athletic male leader. Accept nothing less than gym goer, marathon runner, Greek god woman impregnater. No more of the lesser amerifat beings, reject old fat folx
 
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