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davids877 said:
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It's fucking Twitter.
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These people have normalized their Twitter addiction so much that they can't comprehend that there are tons of people out there who don't use that website at all, in any capacity, for anything. The only thing anybody needs Twitter for is communicating with other Twitter users.
 
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From the mouth of faggots.

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Deadman said:
the entire thing feels like "Musk derangement syndrome" as if it's 2016 all over again. I'm in the "Twitter is not dying, it's just people REEing for the sake of it after a load of tankie bums finally had to get real jobs got fired" the entire thing feels extremely suspicious. if for some (unlikely, but it must be considered) reason the site goes down during say, the world cup that starts on Sunday (for which the MSM has reported might kill the site thanks to the overload of Twitter posts or something?) then i think the site got DDoS'ed by a mass mob of bitter NPC's using something like the High Orbit Ion Cannon. Judging how much Null himself has kept the Farms alive during the turbulent times, I think musk can archive similar successes.
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Twitter: Supposedly needs thousands of engineers to not shit itself and die through normal use.

Kiwifarms: Survives an endless torrent of bullshit and DDoS attacks through the stubbornness of one person.
 
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Becomemysoulreaver12 said:
People crying on twitter about how twitter is dead are literally the most autistic and childish people I've ever seen in my life holy shit.
The site is working perfectly and its apparently having more users than ever, do people truly believe that the biggest social media wont be able to find hundreds of people wanting to work for it?
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I have a couple of friends who decided to treat that tweet as a general joke rather than more autistic doomering over Twitter.

Deadman said:
the entire thing feels like "Musk derangement syndrome" as if it's 2016 all over again. I'm in the "Twitter is not dying, it's just people REEing for the sake of it after a load of tankie bums finally had to get real jobs got fired" the entire thing feels extremely suspicious. if for some (unlikely, but it must be considered) reason the site goes down during say, the world cup that starts on Sunday (for which the MSM has reported might kill the site thanks to the overload of Twitter posts or something?) then i think the site got DDoS'ed by a mass mob of bitter NPC's using something like the High Orbit Ion Cannon. Judging how much Null himself has kept the Farms alive during the turbulent times, I think musk can archive similar successes.
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Thank you, I'm glad someone else finally fucking said it. I've been considering asking around here for the last few days now if anyone else got the vibe that people on Twitter were suffering from what seemed like "Musk Derangement Syndrome".
 
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Yep, the Babylon Bee is BACK on Twitter

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And followed by Elon Musk.

In case you didn’t know,
On March 20, 2022, The Babylon Bee's Twitter account was suspended for tweeting "The Babylon Bee's Man of the Year Is Rachel Levine", referencing the U.S. Assistant Secretary for Health, a transgender woman. Twitter said that the post violated its policy on "hateful conduct". Dillon refused to delete the tweet in order to regain access to the account, stating, "They could, of course, delete the tweet themselves. But they won't. It's not enough for them to just wipe it out. They want us to bend the knee and admit that we engaged in hateful conduct". On March 23, Twitter rejected an appeal by The Babylon Bee. Dillon told Fox News Digital that the Bee was "disappointed" by the rejection, adding, "It doesn't change our position. They can delete our joke if they want. They have that power. But we're not bending the knee and doing it for them".
 
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quaawaa said:
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss:
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But this is an improvement over existing policy. Deboosting "hateful" tweets is considerably less censorious than banning entire accounts because of one politically incorrect tweet.

Somehow Musk managed to misspell both Kathy Griffin and Jordan Peterson's names. Does he not have these proofread before blasting them to a billion people?

Peterson and the Bee were both locked out for offense against troondom and refusal to admit wrongdoing.
 
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WhiteNight said:
But this is an improvement over existing policy. Deboosting "hateful" tweets is considerably less censorious than banning entire accounts because of one politically incorrect tweet.

Somehow Musk managed to misspell both Kathy Griffin and Jordan Peterson's names. Does he not have these proofread before blasting them to a billion people?

Peterson and the Bee were both locked out for offense against troondom and refusal to admit wrongdoing.
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I don't want my shitpoasts deboosted, I want them highlighted and promoted
 
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