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If Musk kills Twitter it's obviously a colossal fuckup on his part. He bought it specifically for the network effect of the existing users. If firing everyone causes significant downtime, he'll lose those users.

But, if Twitter does die, it means Kiwifarms outlives Twitter and that's really fucking funny, so based retard rocket man
I predicted the farms would outlive Twitter weeks ago, and yes it is very funny, in a dark way. I also do think, on balance of probability, it’s intentional that he’s killing the platform.

Just as Liz Dong Gone would kill the farms if he bought it off Null for 1 Billion Dollars, with earnest claims of making it the best and most important forum in the world, and also highly profitable, with the most freeest speech of all.
 
The website still works.

The market is going to be very interesting. Musk just proved a website that handles billions of users doesn’t need that many employees to operate. Contracting is the way to go anyway. I imagine the majority of Twitter employers were hired for some project and simply retained with very little useful work to do afterward. They should have been contractors, but hiring college grads and pajeets is cheaper in Clown World when there’s interest-free money.
I wouldn't say that he proven that yet. The metric for success is availability. If the site is still running without hiccups by next New Year, then yes, he can claim that without hyperbole.

Until then, a day isnt enough to judge that just yet.
 
Elon made multiple successful companies and became the richest man in the world, twitter was on its way into bankruptcy with the amount of bloated lazy fucks running the company, eating 400$ meals every day.
It's very naive to think he doesn't know what to do with the website.
 
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I do hope they all go through with pitching a new "Elon-free platform". Twitter, like any other successful platform, was built off both the left and the right being able to say what they want. Once they decided to blatantly demonize one side, they got very smug about anything conservative being "racist" and "bigoted". Any attempt at making their own platform would face the "8chan problem" where it was just one side of the spectrum screaming into the void.

So I guess it's going to be time for these cocksuckers to see just how it is to "make your own twitter".
 
I do hope they all go through with pitching a new "Elon-free platform". Twitter, like any other successful platform, was built off both the left and the right being able to say what they want. Once they decided to blatantly demonize one side, they got very smug about anything conservative being "racist" and "bigoted". Any attempt at making their own platform would face the "8chan problem" where it was just one side of the spectrum screaming into the void.

So I guess it's going to be time for these cocksuckers to see just how it is to "make your own twitter".
Well the harpie women, assorted crazies and darkies will soon find out who did the actual work and thinking.
 
The other possibility is far funnier. That Musk actually believed all the mad conspiracy theories and has been seething about it for years, and, like the pizzagate guy, thought he could be the hero to “expose” the child eating demons.
There is some evidence to support that option.

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That was released during the court case. He’s also been pandering to retards like catturd2 who whines about being “deboosted” and left wing cabals out to silence him.

All horseshit of course, it’s going to be amazing when it falls over and he’s left standing with his dick in his hand and the entire world having watched him find out and burn 20 odd billion for the privilege.
 
The other possibility is far funnier. That Musk actually believed all the mad conspiracy theories and has been seething about it for years, and, like the pizzagate guy, thought he could be the hero to “expose” the child eating demons.
There is some evidence to support that option.

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That was released during the court case. He’s also been pandering to retards like catturd2 who whines about being “deboosted” and left wing cabals out to silence him.

All horseshit of course, it’s going to be amazing when it falls over and he’s left standing with his dick in his hand and the entire world having watched him find out and burn 20 odd billion for the privilege.
Nah, the current situation is far more hilarious in that people are acting like it’s the end of the world. Musk being wrong will just have them all act smug and condescending again, which is just irritating. Pants shitting fury over a website changing hands is much more entertaining.
 
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It's fucking Twitter.
They can go from "Private company that can do what it wants" to "Twitter is essential for communication and doing anything to jeopardize is akin to a war crime" so fast it makes my eyes roll around in my head like a cartoon character.

So from what I am getting basically the offices are taking a long weekend after another round of layoffs of useless people so said useless people don't do some dumb sabotage shit? And people are freaking out at the prospect of the site maybe possibly (not really) going down for a few days cutting off their weekly dopamine rush from trying to get people canceled for posting apu memes?

Well excuse me as I sit over here and laugh on kiwifarms.net. God wouldn't it be awful if the site you like to post on goes down? I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! :story:
 
You can even use the Fedi—- oh wait, the majority of users over there despise Twitter users and actively go out of their way to bully the fuck out of them for that reason.

Come to think of it, Tumblr and Reddit don’t want Twitter users either. No platform wants Twitter users at this rate. They’ll have to take their insanity elsewhere.

Considering that 80% of Twitter users are corporate shills/bots, losing it to Elon Musk isn’t as huge a loss to the world as these retards make it out to be.

Pretty soon these histrionics are going to learn the hard way that Twatter doesn’t matter outside of Twatter, no matter how hard the media tries to push it to the forefront.
reminds me of the neogaf exodus where even fucking reddit wanted nothing to do with their retarded shit, till they found a new home on resetera to dilate themselves, hardly anyone cared and now it's mainly retards pissing and shitting themselves in their own little sandbox.

I expect the same is gonna happen to all those "tweeps" (what a gay fucking name lmao).

as for the cheesepizza, wouldn't put it past muskman to now have a nice and juicy blackmail favor stash. remember social media is mostly used by inept retards that have zero clue how any of this works and what centralization actually means. glowies have been exploiting that for years.
it's also too serious material to use it for public shitposting, there are probably quite a few "tweeps" and their chosen simps sweating quite few bullets at the moment.

I wouldn't say that he proven that yet. The metric for success is availability. If the site is still running without hiccups by next New Year, then yes, he can claim that without hyperbole.

Until then, a day isnt enough to judge that just yet.
I'd assume the site itself is stable enough to run for a while. remember it had to given it's shitty corporate culture, can't coast by on shit that's constantly fails. lot of those kicked devs were probably working on "features" and "services" and other wank, just look at windows.
 
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It's fucking Twitter.
Maybe you can do your job of being a journalist and expose these all sorts of abuses by writing articles about it, on website you work for-

Oh, what's that buddy? You abused that position you have to be a condascending dipshit, demonize the opposition along with the working class
and wrote tabloid tier articles with filled to brim with your biased views on them;
Which caused the readers to feel alienated, stop visiting the website you work for and become distrustful of journalists and media in general, resulting in your website getting minimal traffic and engagement?
Wowie, I totally couldn't see this outcome from a mile away.

I love seeing journoscum squirm :story:
 
I'm still pulling for Elon to prove that 200 slightly annoyed tech guys can run all of Twitter. After that? Hire about 100 more people to fight and report the child porn.
It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Twitter was 'perfected' back in 2014 or whatever but kept getting little modifiers in order to justify having an extensive development team. Reminds me of how some apps are 'perfected' but still have pointless tweaks every few months or so.

They can go from "Private company that can do what it wants" to "Twitter is essential for communication and doing anything to jeopardize is akin to a war crime" so fast it makes my eyes roll around in my head like a cartoon character.
If Twitter was an institutional part of the internet that shouldn't be allowed to be controlled by one person, why was it ever made public in the first place? I get that server space alone would be costly but yet you see Wikipedia managing it on donations and handouts from agencies. Was it really the payroll and office space that made costs balloon out? Because they could easily transfer Twitter HQ to some bumfuck shithole like Ohio and cut costs by 1/3.
 
People crying on twitter about how twitter is dead are literally the most autistic and childish people I've ever seen in my life holy shit.
The site is working perfectly and its apparently having more users than ever, do people truly believe that the biggest social media wont be able to find hundreds of people wanting to work for it?
 

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Activists are big mad. This is a Twitter HQ in San Francisco apparently.

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I'm sure some commie on Twitter once told me that calling someone "parasite" is the Fourth Stage of Genocide.

They're literally genociding Elon Musk.



Doesn’t Twitter have a huge child pornography problem?
I suspect most of the child pornographers have just been fired or quit.
 
People crying on twitter about how twitter is dead are literally the most autistic and childish people I've ever seen in my life holy shit.
The site is working perfectly and its apparently having more users than ever, do people truly believe that the biggest social media wont be able to find hundreds of people wanting to work for it?
the entire thing feels like "Musk derangement syndrome" as if it's 2016 all over again. I'm in the "Twitter is not dying, it's just people REEing for the sake of it after a load of tankie bums finally had to get real jobs got fired" the entire thing feels extremely suspicious. if for some (unlikely, but it must be considered) reason the site goes down during say, the world cup that starts on Sunday (for which the MSM has reported might kill the site thanks to the overload of Twitter posts or something?) then i think the site got DDoS'ed by a mass mob of bitter NPC's using something like the High Orbit Ion Cannon. Judging how much Null himself has kept the Farms alive during the turbulent times, I think musk can archive similar successes.
 
Everyone's favourite right-to-repair man weighs in (again)

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He's right. The media (mostly in the US) are inordinately focused on this, which reveals an underlying issue that has been brewing in the sector for a while. They substituted actual journalism for trawling twitter years ago, now they're worried they might have to actualy go and do their jobs again.
 
The fact that all the bitching about Twitter failing is being done on Twitter is telling.
Yeah, kinda funny how despite thousands of workers being laid off, fired or quitting on their own, Twitter (the actual service) is purring right along without a hitch, even with all the extra kvetching.

It's almost as if a web site based on posting and displaying messages not exceeding 280 characters in length and short-form low-resolution low-quality videos and images doesn't actually take that much to run or maintain and everybody who's been removed from the company so far was just dead weight.

Really makes 'ya think.
 
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