Disaster Here Are the Wildest Parts of the New FTX Bankruptcy Filing - Officially a worse meltdown than Enron


Lawyers for the bankrupt crypto exchange FTX filed today in Delaware, asking a federal judge to transfer a competing bankruptcy case filed in New York by Bahamian liquidators to the state.

The filing, led by new CEO and chief restructuring officer for FTX, John Ray, is quite something.

Here, for instance, is Ray blasting former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried (our emphasis throughout):
I have over 40 years of legal and restructuring experience. I have been the Chief Restructuring Officer or Chief Executive Officer in several of the largest corporate failures in history. I have supervised situations involving allegations of criminal activity and malfeasance (Enron). I have supervised situations involving novel financial structures (Enron and Residential Capital) and cross-border asset recovery and maximization (Nortel and Overseas Shipholding). Nearly every situation in which I have been involved has been characterized by defects of some sort in internal controls, regulatory compliance, human resources and systems integrity. Never in my career have I seen such a complete failure of corporate controls and such a complete absence of trustworthy financial information as occurred here. From compromised systems integrity and faulty regulatory oversight abroad, to the concentration of control in the hands of a very small group of inexperienced, unsophisticated and potentially compromised individuals, this situation is unprecedented.
FTX, once the world’s second biggest crypto-exchange, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection last week following a stunningly swift collapse that has sparked the unwinding of Bankman-Fried’s erstwhile crypto empire and an ongoing series of revelations about how it was run.
The first day bankruptcy filing paints a picture of a chaotically-run web of intertwined companies, including potentially serious lack of controls around spending both corporate and client money.

Here, for instance is a footnote which reveals a tangled web of lending at Alameda Research, including potentially to Bankman-Fried himself:
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And here’s some color regarding spending controls within the crypto exchange FTX:
The Debtors did not have the type of disbursement controls that I believe are appropriate for a business enterprise. For example, employees of the FTX Group submitted payment requests through an online ‘chat’ platform where a disparate group of supervisors approved disbursements by responding with personalized emojis. In the Bahamas, I understand that corporate funds of the FTX Group were used to purchase homes and other personal items for employees and advisors. I understand that t here does not appear to be documentation for certain of these transactions as loans, and that certain real estate was recorded in the personal name of these employees and advisors on the records of the Bahamas.
The crypto tokens held by FTX.com are being valued at just $659,000, compared to the billions Bankman-Fried was valuing them at according to a term sheet leaked last week. The filing splits FTX’s businesses into two major units, the Dotcom Silo (which includes FTX.com) and the Ventures Silo which includes various companies managing investments.

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It seems FTX.com wasn’t including customer liabilities in its financial statements:
To my knowledge, the Dotcom Silo Debtors do not have any long-term or funded debt. The Dotcom Silo Debtors may have significant liabilities to customers through the FTX.com platform. However, such liabilities are not reflected in the financial statements prepared by these companies while they were under the control of Mr. Bankman-Fried. The chart below summarizes certain information regarding the Dotcom Silo’s consolidated liabilities as reflected in the September 30, 2022 balance sheet:
Cash management also seems to have left something to be desired:
The FTX Group did not maintain centralized control of its cash. Cash management procedural failures included the absence of an accurate list of bank accounts and account signatories, as well as insufficient attention to the creditworthiness of banking partners around the world. Under my direction, the Debtors are establishing a centralized cash management system with proper controls and reporting mechanisms … Because of historical cash management failures, the Debtors do not yet know the exact amount of cash that the FTX Group held as of the Petition Date. The Debtors are working with Alvarez & Marsal to verify all cash positions. To date, it has been possible to approximate the following balances as of the Petition Date based on available books and records:
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Regarding FTX’s auditors, Armanino LLP and Prager Metis:
The FTX Group received audit opinions on consolidated financial statements for two of the Silos – the WRS Silo and the Dotcom Silo – for the period ended December 31, 2021. The audit firm for the WRS Silo, Armanino LLP, was a firm with which I am professionally familiar. The audit firm for the Dotcom Silo was Prager Metis, a firm with which I am not familiar and whose website indicates that they are the “first-ever CPA firm to officially open its Metaverse headquarters in the metaverse platform Decentraland. I have substantial concerns as to the information presented in these audited financial statements, especially with respect to the Dotcom Silo. As a practical matter, I do not believe it appropriate for stakeholders or the Court to rely on the audited financial statements as a reliable indication of the financial circumstances of these Silos.
Even putting together a list of FTX’s employees seems difficult:
The FTX Group’s approach to human resources combined employees of various entities and outside contractors, with unclear records and lines of responsibility. At this time, the Debtors have been unable to prepare a complete list of who worked for the FTX Group as of the Petition Date, or the terms of their employment. Repeated attempts to locate certain presumed employees to confirm their status have been unsuccessful to date.
The filing also seems to confirm some sort of backdoor relationship between Alameda and FTX:
The FTX Group did not keep appropriate books and records, or security controls, with respect to its digital assets. Mr. BankmanFried and Mr. Wang controlled access to digital assets of the main businesses in the FTX Group (with the exception of LedgerX, regulated by the CFTC, and certain other regulated and/or licensed subsidiaries). Unacceptable management practices included the use of an unsecured group email account as the root user to access confidential private keys and critically sensitive data for the FTX Group companies around the world, the absence of daily reconciliation of positions on the blockchain, the use of software to conceal the misuse of customer funds, the secret exemption of Alameda from certain aspects of FTX.com’s auto-liquidation protocol, and the absence of independent governance as between Alameda (owned 90% by Mr. Bankman Silo (in which third parties had invested)
And here’s a bit about unauthorized minting of FTX’s native token, FTT, after the bankruptcy petition:
The Debtors have located and secured only a fraction of the digital assets of the FTX Group that they hope to recover in these Chapter 11 Cases. The Debtors have secured in new cold wallets approximately $740 million of cryptocurrency that the Debtors believe is attributable to either the WRS, Alameda and/or Dotcom Silos. The Debtors have not yet been able to determine how much of this cryptocurrency is allocable to each Silo, or even if such an allocation can be determined. These balances exclude cryptocurrency not currently under the Debtors’ control as a result of (a) at least $372 million of unauthorized transfers initiated on the Petition Date, during which time the Debtors immediately began moving cryptocurrency in to cold storage to mitigate the risk to the remaining cryptocurrency that was accessible at the time, (b) the dilutive ‘minting’ of approximately $300 million in FTT tokens by an unauthorized source after the Petition Date and (c) the failure of the cofounders and potentially others to identify additional wallets believed to contain Debtor assets.
FTX says that Bankman-Fried was using auto-deleting messages to communicate major decisions:
One of the most pervasive failures of the FTX.com business in particular is the absence of lasting records of decision 4892--making. Mr. Bankman--Fried often communicated by using applications that were set to employees to do the same.
And here are the new FTX CEO’s thoughts on the old FTX CEO’s recent tweeting:
Finally, and critically, the Debtors have made clear to employees and the public that Mr. Bankman-Fried is not employed by the Debtors and does not speak for them. Mr. Bankman-Fried, currently in the Bahamas, continues to make erratic and misleading public statements. Mr. Bankman-Fried, whose connections and financial holdings in the Bahamas remain unclear to me, recently stated to a reporter on Twitter: “F*** regulators they make everything worse” and suggested the next step for him was to “win a jurisdictional battle vs. Delaware”.
Still to come, according to the liquidators’, are balance sheets and other financial statements for the Alameda Silo.

But in the meantime, you can read the whole filing over here.

And look who this oxygen thief schmoozes with:

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But I thought the alt-right were racist, misogynistic anti-semites. Why would they love this Jewess?
I know right, but they talk about time-travelling confederates saving pregnant Anne Frank and openly lust after Ben Shapiro's significantly more talented sister. A lot of the alt-right isn't even white.
 
I know right, but they talk about time-travelling confederates saving pregnant Anne Frank and openly lust after Ben Shapiro's significantly more talented sister. A lot of the alt-right isn't even white.
Abby is at least attractive. This goblinoid brings shame to gobbos everywhere.
 
Goku is the only man Anne Frank wants. She's not into losers.
That's why the CSA had to travel through time to save her, Goku went off to train in the time chamber again, don't worry he'll be back real soon.

Holy shit, I just now understand why blacks love DBZ so much, Goku's just like their dad, absent.
 
Any of you guys feel like this is an op to delegitimize crypto altogether? It's messy sure, but it feels too messy to be just happenstance.

Most financially savvy people know that going into 2023 is going to be a bumpy ride. The uptick in insider trading tells you everything you need to know about where the markets are heading and even a blind chimpanzee in the middle of the jungle can see that we're heading into some turbulence.

They threw a huge fit when the people started playing the stock market game better than they did, there were scandals and now it's a huge nothingburger. The markets suck and only the people controlling the game are making anything from it.

Crypto has always been their public enemy #1 but they haven't had any real opportunities to demonize it. They haven't been able to control it in its entirety. Sure we got glowiecoins everywhere, but smart people stay away from them. Selling glowiecoins didn't work so they need a scandal that causes an intense upset to open the door for scrutiny.

I'm not saying that because its Jews funneling money to the Dems but that sure is convenient.

I'm not putting on my tinfoil hat yet but I'd like to see if this spurs a larger movement.
 
Any of you guys feel like this is an op to delegitimize crypto altogether? It's messy sure, but it feels too messy to be just happenstance.

Most financially savvy people know that going into 2023 is going to be a bumpy ride. The uptick in insider trading tells you everything you need to know about where the markets are heading and even a blind chimpanzee in the middle of the jungle can see that we're heading into some turbulence.

They threw a huge fit when the people started playing the stock market game better than they did, there were scandals and now it's a huge nothingburger. The markets suck and only the people controlling the game are making anything from it.

Crypto has always been their public enemy #1 but they haven't had any real opportunities to demonize it. They haven't been able to control it in its entirety. Sure we got glowiecoins everywhere, but smart people stay away from them. Selling glowiecoins didn't work so they need a scandal that causes an intense upset to open the door for scrutiny.

I'm not saying that because its Jews funneling money to the Dems but that sure is convenient.

I'm not putting on my tinfoil hat yet but I'd like to see if this spurs a larger movement.
This isn’t some gayop. This is Bitcoin and knockoffs doing a fast forward of every financial scam that resulted in every financial rule that exists today. What will happen here is a Sarbannes Oxley for “crypto” and then a gigantic reckoning.
 
Any of you guys feel like this is an op to delegitimize crypto altogether?
Why would it need to be when crypto does such a good job of being a giant continuous dumpster fire all on it's own?

It's messy sure, but it feels too messy to be just happenstance.
Not really, this feels exactly like every other shitshow crypto ponzi scheme of the last few years
 
Meanwhile Forbes as usual misses the mark by a fucking mile.
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But I thought the alt-right were racist, misogynistic anti-semites. Why would they love this Jewess?
Some of her defenders, who call her “Queen Caroline,” are followers of Curtis Yarvin, a neoreactionary political theorist and far right darling. Many of the people who have flocked to Ellison’s defense gather on Urbit, a peer-to-peer platform created by Yarvin, one of her online supporters told Forbes.
How is it missing the mark though? The alt-right is full of jews and glowniggers. Especially that dude fits both of the categories. Doesn't surprise me at all that his fans would simp for the nerdy jewess.
 
The alt-right is full of jews and glowniggers. Especially that dude fits both of the categories. Doesn't surprise me at all that his fans would simp for the nerdy jewess.
The entire concept of 'alt-right' is made up by those you blame for it existing. It DOESN'T EXIST. Anymore than KKK or any facsism, Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Hillary said, or leftists think are out to get them. These faggots almost entirely wiped out the left, and there's some RINOs going down too, if it gets any traction in the media.
 

Well that explains where all that political donation money likely came from. (probably the bulk of the true assets they had access to since the whole thing was built on artificially inflating the price of the coins they created/still held)

Stupid people aside... heads need to roll criminally and literally over this. I wouldn't mind seeing anyone driven to an hero, go those few extra steps if they do tragically go through with it.



Meanwhile Forbes as usual misses the mark by a fucking mile.
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Ok, i give! What the fuck are they talking about?!
 
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This isn’t some gayop. This is Bitcoin and knockoffs doing a fast forward of every financial scam that resulted in every financial rule that exists today. What will happen here is a Sarbannes Oxley for “crypto” and then a gigantic reckoning.
Yeah, obviously the Government-Jew is going to seize the opportunity because that's what they do.

But this is a Layer 8 issue. PEBKAC. The technology only does what the technology is designed to do. It's people (In this case, as many, a son of Israel. Shalom) using camouflage under the guise of decentralization.

Now are the people involved with the billion dollar crypto scams malicious? Stupid? Idk. But this is somehow even more insane than Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos which also involved a lot of "People of DC".

I refuse to believe that pretending to be an autistic savant is a reliable pathway to becoming an Uber elite, however. Risky investments are risky, but anyone with a lick of common sense can smell a massive scam especially if it begins involving their investments.

Moral of the story. If a financial business is offering 8% interest, risk-free, it's a lie. Retards should have learned this from Luna in May and anyone who is severely crushed by FTX deserves it.
 
Why would it need to be when crypto does such a good job of being a giant continuous dumpster fire all on it's own?


Not really, this feels exactly like every other shitshow crypto ponzi scheme of the last few years

You sound like everybody after the first time BTC crashed a decade or so ago, or the second time it crashed, or the third... yet it just kept coming back higher and higher.
 
Any of you guys feel like this is an op to delegitimize crypto altogether?
No, I don't, because what they want is to legitimize it so they can tax it, there's a reason the IRS for the last 2 years has asked if I have any crypto investments on my tax forms... as soon as enough of the populace "buys in" to it, they'll regulate it (for the peons).
 
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I get the feeling he was playing a role and didn't believe any of his own bullshit. His idea of what a Silicone Valley tech cunt acts and sounds like.
He needed to sell what was a basic bitch Ponzi scheme as a 'disruptive tech innovation'.
Likely why he gave so much money away, more about ingratiating himself with the Davos crowd than being a true believer.

I think you might have a point. He also claimed to be vegan but he's gotta be one of the fattest vegans I've ever seen.


The virtue signalling is so cartoonish it does almost seem like he's mocking it at times.
 
So who's gonna kneecap this dude, the feds or someone whose life savings was wiped out in the blink of an eye?
My money's on the Leafs, oddly enough. The Ontario public teachers' union invested in FTX with their pension funds. And nobody fucks with public teachers' unions, and especially not their pensions. "Where'd all tha mooney go, eh?"
 
My money's on the Leafs, oddly enough. The Ontario public teachers' union invested in FTX with their pension funds. And nobody fucks with public teachers' unions, and especially not their pensions. "Where'd all tha mooney go, eh?"
So instead of baseball bats, it will be hockey sticks? I'm sure that Tom Brady wants his turn too.
 
So instead of baseball bats, it will be hockey sticks? I'm sure that Tom Brady wants his turn too.
Well, the curlers and their brooms might want to get a word in, too. Modern curling brooms are faggy sponge-like things, but I'm sure they'd use some old-school brooms and sweep the eyes out of his face.
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