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5/6/2017: Donny Long's defamatory "Kiwi Farms Not" Website has been Subpoena'd, and he has cancelled CloudFlare protection.
Donny Long
Donny, I know that you read this site, so I felt like going off on a big Gethpost here.
Nobody is scared of you Donny. I'm not scared of you, Null isn't scared of you, no other user here is intimidated by your stunts. You know why?
Because you're a 50-something AIDS infested barely literate loser who films himself banging a greencard seeking crack whore in shitty apartments in third world countries. And you don't even make money off of filming yourself with your totally not a kidnapping victim. Because nobody in their right mind wants to watch 5 minutes of Horse-Faced Heather and Donny "Needs Viagra to Get It Long".
You're living in a fantasy, where you're a multimillionaire sex god traveling the world and sleeping with hot women all day. But the sad reality is that you're a dying man with a flabby body and a crackwhore girlfriend who's spending his time wandering through third world slums and fighting random people on the internet. You're a fucking elementary school bully who never grew up and is stuck wondering why calling people faggots doesn't make them terrified of you.
And you're too delusional to see any of this.
You're not intimidating Donny. You're just kind of sad.
- @Randall Fragg
Surprised there wasn't a thread on this guy already. I couldn't decide whether to categorize him as a "Skitzocow" or a "Horrorcow," 'cause he honestly has elements of both. I ultimately settled on "Careercow." Though as of February 2017 he's gotten his own unique "terrorist" tag. So that's neat.
Donny Long (whose real name is Donald Carlos Seoane) is a retired porn actor who became known a few years ago for founding Porn WikiLeaks, a wiki website that revealed the real names of other porn actors. Donny denied being the founder, but one look at his own article on the site (archive) suggests otherwise. His is the only article that isn't insulting or revealing. Whereas every other article lists the subject's real name and calls them a "pornographic whore and hooker," Long is "a pornographic god and hero, porn director, porn production company owner, porn studio owner, porn webmaster, super porn star extraordinaire and porn star retiree."
Other choice quotes from the article (which Long probably wrote himself) include:
Despite being a self-proclaimed "porn god," Long has never won a single adult entertainment award, and while there are other well-known male porn stars like Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, James, Deen, Peter North, et cetera, Donny Long is a nobody whose only claim to fame is being a raving lunatic, internet predator, and serial harasser. Plus, there's this:
For those who don't want to click the spoiler, it's a close-up from one of Donny's porn movies. He apparently never learned how to wipe properly, and his asshole is covered in shit. He's actually offered up several different explanations for this. One is that the shit was digitally inserted, and another is that a shitty asshole is a good defense against "fags."
Long is a convicted felon with multiple offenses to his name, and he eventually fled to Thailand after making too many enemies in the United States. Screenshots exist, but there are too many to put in a single message, so I'll put them in a second one. You can find that here.
Oh, and despite all his bragging about how tough he is, and how he kicks people's asses, a video exists of him getting beat up by women:
NOTE: Donny says that this isn't him in the video. While the quality is kind of low, making it hard to know for sure, the guy in the video has a build and face similar to him. Also, when he screams, it sounds a lot like Donny's voice. Maybe it's him, maybe it isn't. There's a semi-decent chance that it is, though, so I'm leaving it here.
He has a page on a site called The Real Porn WikiLeaks that's been blanked. However, the history's still there, and it goes into pretty extensive detail about him. Parts of it could be fabricated, and I couldn't find evidence to support some of their claims, but it's still an interesting read. Note that there seems to have been images that may have backed up some of their claims. Unfortunately, none of them seem to be on the site anymore. Archive.is was being a bitch, so here's a screenshot of the entire page, for your reading pleasure:
There's a shit-ton of info here, but here's some of the juicier bits:
He went pretty quiet for a couple years (with some people even speculating that he had died) before resurfacing in late 2015. However, he's maintained a website and a blog that he kept updated on occasion during his absence (NSFW). His blog posts are mostly TL;DR shit, but he raves about how shitty Thailand is, and his ex-wife. He claims to hate Thailand because of their shitty laws regarding child sex crimes, and the fact that his daughter was in danger of being forced into prostitution. That'd be reasonable...if there weren't rumors that Donny's been involved in child sex trafficking himself (archive).
In addition, he and ex-pornstar Monica Foster seem to have a relationship similar to a pair of high school exes. They dated at one point (according to The Real Porn Wikileaks), but now they regularly take shots at each other. Monica's actually responsible for writing some of the content I've linked throughout this thread, so there's the possibility that she's just being a bitter cunt. However, Donny seems mentally unstable enough that Monica's catty posts could still have some credence to them. Apparently, he flew off the handle after Monica left him for a black guy (details below).
Presently, Donny does cam shows on his site. I've only gone to one of them, and only stayed there for a few minutes before getting bored. It was really awkward. Based on the testimonies of others, the shows are always like this.
He's also active on Facebook andTwitter (BANNED as of 3/5/2017), and posts plenty of...insightful things. Let's have a look:
By the way, Donny no longer hides the fact that he owns PWL, but he still denies being the founder even though he obviously fucking is.
UPDATE 3/26/2016: Donny's AIM test, courtesy of @CatFace
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it's real, just because of how vehement he is about the subject.
UPDATE 4/17/2016: As you can see above, Donghead now has his own page on the Lolcow Wiki. It's still a work in progress, but I think it's coming along nicely. He gives me a lot to work with. The only hard part is separating fact from fiction. The porn industry in general seems to be full of lolcows, and it's sometimes hard to differentiate between what's real and what's just mudslinging.
UPDATE 4/27/2016: @poser exposer is a former pornographic actor himself and backs up the previous claim that Donny's got HIV. According to him, Donny was explicitly stated to have HIV by the former owner of AIM, a company which tested pornographic actors for STDs. He says that the above image is indeed real. Donny's own HIV diagnosis is allegedly what started his whole crusade against the industry as a whole.
Disregard that. Poser Exposer, aka Eddie Dzial, ended up being just as nuts as Donny, if not more so. He now has a thread of his own.
UPDATE 4/29/2016: It's finally happened. Donny's shown up on the Farms (@God Long Army General). His first post in this thread here. Note that there's no immediate conformation that it's him, but Chris was less obvious when masquerading as "JenkinsJinkies." It's fucking him.He also admitted that he was gay: Disregard that, it was just a mod editing his posts.
This account got a temp ban, so he came back the following day as @I hate Faggots and continued to chimp some more.
If we're to believe the narrative, these accounts are owned by two different people, neither of whom are Donny. That's bullshit, but regardless, Donny has still made it clear that he's aware of the site and this thread. Apparently @Null sold Kiwi Farms to Donny's archenemy Mark Spiegler:
Both accounts were later merged into @Donny Long.
UPDATE 5/3/2016: The plot thickens. According to @poser exposer (who finally got himself verified), Donny started Porn Wikileaks after an unidentified black male porn star and a friend raped and beat him as revenge for him abusing and harassing Monica Foster.
Probably bullshit; see above.
UPDATE 5/6/2016: I chatted with Donny via Twitter, and between all his usual chimping and sperging, he actually offered up a decent enough counterpoint to the AIDS diagnosis. Details of that are here.
UPDATE 2/15/2017: After a long period of stagnation, it appears that Donny is working with Vordrak to try and get the Farms taken down again. Not 100% sure what the hell is going on yet, but someone has registered a Twitter account in Null's mom's name and bought a domain with the intent of harassing her, Null, and her former employers. There's been a lot of speculation on whether or not this is truly Donny's work or if it's Eddie Dzial trying to impersonate Donny to frame him. The M.O. and typing style match Donny pretty well, though, and Eddie has been shown in the past to be pretty shit at pretending to be other people. With that in mind, looks like Donny hasn't gotten over his grudge against the Farms.
Compare the posts in these caps (courtesy of @Luminous Being) to others made by Donny:
Yeah...this could be Eddie, but that's a really good Donny impersonation, something beyond Eddie's capabilities. This new saga also showcases Donny's complete inability to stop self-aggrandizing, even when in character. Seeing as how anyone with an IQ above 50 could see that Donny is behind all this, the fake Null's mom twitter account felt the need to address the allegations. The response to them was essentially "I'm not Donny Long but you don't want to mess with that guy 'cause he's super tough and cool." He's like a living, breathing parody of the internet tough guy stereotype.
Donny's site on Null's mom includes its own Kiwi Farms knockoff forum (with threads lifted directly from here) in which Donny and his sock accounts talk to each other about how gay Null and his family are. His stupid plan seems to be to copy other cows' threads to his forum as a way to extort them into joining his site and helping to get Kiwi Farms taken down. Essentially "I'm putting this up here, and if you help me take the original down, I'll take my copy of it down, too." So far, this has not worked at all and the only members are Donny's countless socks and (possibly) Oliver D. Smith.
As for the inner workings of this site, that's a bit difficult to discern. It's clearly run by Donny, yet the domain has been registered in Eddie Dzial's name. As Donny and Eddie are mortal enemies, it is unlikely that the two of them would be willing to set aside their differences and work together to fight a common enemy. I have two possible explanations:
1.) Eddie owns the site, but Donny runs it. Similar to his idiotic extortion plot above, he is offering Eddie the incentive of removing his Porn Wikileaks article and website. Eddie's ownership of the site is so Donny can use him as a fall guy in case things start going to shit for him.
2.) A much simpler explanation is that Donny merely registered the domain in Eddie's name. I unfortunately don't have a cap, but Donny has told me personally that he has registered many of his domains in other peoples' names.
He has tried on two separate occasions (so far) to rally the members of EDF2 against Kiwi Farms, which has gone about as well as you could guess for him. Donny's "Kiwi Farms Not" website also includes a wiki, because of course it fucking does. The information contained in said wiki is laughably inaccurate, with such gems as claiming that @Null is the son of some guy named Jeffrey Moon who was born on the exact same day as him.
UPDATE 3/23/2017: It's a bit difficult to tell who's who because of Donny's army of sock accounts, but it's been theorized that Oliver attempted to distance himself from Donny due to the latter's blatantly criminal activity. Donny's wiki was vandalized (discussion starts here) by someone widely believed to have been Oliver, with Donny himself getting banned from his own wiki. Though the damage was quickly "fixed" (quite honestly, the vandalism was a huge improvement), this is still utterly hilarious because Donny most certainly had a nuclear chimpout when he saw it.
And whether he has AIDS or not, there is a possibility that he has syphilis. How can I tell?
Look at his teeth:
And then look at this image:
Draw your own conclusions.
Donny now has his own ED page
Finally, here's his theme song:
6/17/2017: Donny Long Leaks Vordrak's EmailsDonny Long
Nobody is scared of you Donny. I'm not scared of you, Null isn't scared of you, no other user here is intimidated by your stunts. You know why?
Because you're a 50-something AIDS infested barely literate loser who films himself banging a greencard seeking crack whore in shitty apartments in third world countries. And you don't even make money off of filming yourself with your totally not a kidnapping victim. Because nobody in their right mind wants to watch 5 minutes of Horse-Faced Heather and Donny "Needs Viagra to Get It Long".
You're living in a fantasy, where you're a multimillionaire sex god traveling the world and sleeping with hot women all day. But the sad reality is that you're a dying man with a flabby body and a crackwhore girlfriend who's spending his time wandering through third world slums and fighting random people on the internet. You're a fucking elementary school bully who never grew up and is stuck wondering why calling people faggots doesn't make them terrified of you.
And you're too delusional to see any of this.
You're not intimidating Donny. You're just kind of sad.
- @Randall Fragg
Surprised there wasn't a thread on this guy already. I couldn't decide whether to categorize him as a "Skitzocow" or a "Horrorcow," 'cause he honestly has elements of both. I ultimately settled on "Careercow." Though as of February 2017 he's gotten his own unique "terrorist" tag. So that's neat.
Donny Long (whose real name is Donald Carlos Seoane) is a retired porn actor who became known a few years ago for founding Porn WikiLeaks, a wiki website that revealed the real names of other porn actors. Donny denied being the founder, but one look at his own article on the site (archive) suggests otherwise. His is the only article that isn't insulting or revealing. Whereas every other article lists the subject's real name and calls them a "pornographic whore and hooker," Long is "a pornographic god and hero, porn director, porn production company owner, porn studio owner, porn webmaster, super porn star extraordinaire and porn star retiree."
Other choice quotes from the article (which Long probably wrote himself) include:
The rest of the article similarly talks about how awesome Donny Long is, while denying that he has anything to do with the site. Definitely give it a read. It's...it's something.
Despite being a self-proclaimed "porn god," Long has never won a single adult entertainment award, and while there are other well-known male porn stars like Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, James, Deen, Peter North, et cetera, Donny Long is a nobody whose only claim to fame is being a raving lunatic, internet predator, and serial harasser. Plus, there's this:
Long is a convicted felon with multiple offenses to his name, and he eventually fled to Thailand after making too many enemies in the United States. Screenshots exist, but there are too many to put in a single message, so I'll put them in a second one. You can find that here.
Oh, and despite all his bragging about how tough he is, and how he kicks people's asses, a video exists of him getting beat up by women:
He has a page on a site called The Real Porn WikiLeaks that's been blanked. However, the history's still there, and it goes into pretty extensive detail about him. Parts of it could be fabricated, and I couldn't find evidence to support some of their claims, but it's still an interesting read. Note that there seems to have been images that may have backed up some of their claims. Unfortunately, none of them seem to be on the site anymore. Archive.is was being a bitch, so here's a screenshot of the entire page, for your reading pleasure:
- Donny runs a scam site called XXXFilmJobs.com (NSFW). Signing up there isn't recommended because if he gets pissed off at you for any reason, he'll create a wiki page about you and make shit up about you and your family.
- He's a misogynist and an abuser of women.
- He may or may not be a pedophile who fled the US to Thailand for this reason. The site claims that he posts pictures of underage children to his websites and that he goes by the name "Farang khi-nok" in Thailand. I googled that, though, and nothing relevant came up. So that's either a fabrication, or relevant data's been scrubbed.
- According to them, Donny also may be into necrophilia.
- He's a stalker and an internet predator whose victims include minors. He makes fictitious derogatory claims about said minors, and buy domains in their names to post these claims.
- He's a compulsive liar who slanders people who don't fall for his bullshit. He's been known to harass people's families, too.
- In addition to having the mental age of a child, Donny creates multiple Twitter accounts and has conversations with himself to project the illusion that he's popular. He buys bot followers for the same reason.
- He's been diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder, meaning that he's a legit sociopath.
- He got himself banned from Encyclopedia Dramatica
- According to industry sources, Donny allegedly contracted HIV from a transsexual he meet at a bar, then turned around and tried to blame it on the porn industry. After trying to forge his AIM tests to get work he was blackballed out of the industry and he vowed revenge.
- He had to buy a Thai wife because no women would willingly sleep with him. He pimps her out regularly, and beats her.
He went pretty quiet for a couple years (with some people even speculating that he had died) before resurfacing in late 2015. However, he's maintained a website and a blog that he kept updated on occasion during his absence (NSFW). His blog posts are mostly TL;DR shit, but he raves about how shitty Thailand is, and his ex-wife. He claims to hate Thailand because of their shitty laws regarding child sex crimes, and the fact that his daughter was in danger of being forced into prostitution. That'd be reasonable...if there weren't rumors that Donny's been involved in child sex trafficking himself (archive).
In addition, he and ex-pornstar Monica Foster seem to have a relationship similar to a pair of high school exes. They dated at one point (according to The Real Porn Wikileaks), but now they regularly take shots at each other. Monica's actually responsible for writing some of the content I've linked throughout this thread, so there's the possibility that she's just being a bitter cunt. However, Donny seems mentally unstable enough that Monica's catty posts could still have some credence to them. Apparently, he flew off the handle after Monica left him for a black guy (details below).
Presently, Donny does cam shows on his site. I've only gone to one of them, and only stayed there for a few minutes before getting bored. It was really awkward. Based on the testimonies of others, the shows are always like this.
He's also active on Facebook and
By the way, Donny no longer hides the fact that he owns PWL, but he still denies being the founder even though he obviously fucking is.
UPDATE 3/26/2016: Donny's AIM test, courtesy of @CatFace
UPDATE 4/17/2016: As you can see above, Donghead now has his own page on the Lolcow Wiki. It's still a work in progress, but I think it's coming along nicely. He gives me a lot to work with. The only hard part is separating fact from fiction. The porn industry in general seems to be full of lolcows, and it's sometimes hard to differentiate between what's real and what's just mudslinging.
Disregard that. Poser Exposer, aka Eddie Dzial, ended up being just as nuts as Donny, if not more so. He now has a thread of his own.
UPDATE 4/29/2016: It's finally happened. Donny's shown up on the Farms (@God Long Army General). His first post in this thread here. Note that there's no immediate conformation that it's him, but Chris was less obvious when masquerading as "JenkinsJinkies." It's fucking him.
This account got a temp ban, so he came back the following day as @I hate Faggots and continued to chimp some more.
If we're to believe the narrative, these accounts are owned by two different people, neither of whom are Donny. That's bullshit, but regardless, Donny has still made it clear that he's aware of the site and this thread. Apparently @Null sold Kiwi Farms to Donny's archenemy Mark Spiegler:
Both accounts were later merged into @Donny Long.
Probably bullshit; see above.
UPDATE 5/6/2016: I chatted with Donny via Twitter, and between all his usual chimping and sperging, he actually offered up a decent enough counterpoint to the AIDS diagnosis. Details of that are here.
UPDATE 2/15/2017: After a long period of stagnation, it appears that Donny is working with Vordrak to try and get the Farms taken down again. Not 100% sure what the hell is going on yet, but someone has registered a Twitter account in Null's mom's name and bought a domain with the intent of harassing her, Null, and her former employers. There's been a lot of speculation on whether or not this is truly Donny's work or if it's Eddie Dzial trying to impersonate Donny to frame him. The M.O. and typing style match Donny pretty well, though, and Eddie has been shown in the past to be pretty shit at pretending to be other people. With that in mind, looks like Donny hasn't gotten over his grudge against the Farms.
Compare the posts in these caps (courtesy of @Luminous Being) to others made by Donny:
Donny's site on Null's mom includes its own Kiwi Farms knockoff forum (with threads lifted directly from here) in which Donny and his sock accounts talk to each other about how gay Null and his family are. His stupid plan seems to be to copy other cows' threads to his forum as a way to extort them into joining his site and helping to get Kiwi Farms taken down. Essentially "I'm putting this up here, and if you help me take the original down, I'll take my copy of it down, too." So far, this has not worked at all and the only members are Donny's countless socks and (possibly) Oliver D. Smith.
As for the inner workings of this site, that's a bit difficult to discern. It's clearly run by Donny, yet the domain has been registered in Eddie Dzial's name. As Donny and Eddie are mortal enemies, it is unlikely that the two of them would be willing to set aside their differences and work together to fight a common enemy. I have two possible explanations:
1.) Eddie owns the site, but Donny runs it. Similar to his idiotic extortion plot above, he is offering Eddie the incentive of removing his Porn Wikileaks article and website. Eddie's ownership of the site is so Donny can use him as a fall guy in case things start going to shit for him.
2.) A much simpler explanation is that Donny merely registered the domain in Eddie's name. I unfortunately don't have a cap, but Donny has told me personally that he has registered many of his domains in other peoples' names.
He has tried on two separate occasions (so far) to rally the members of EDF2 against Kiwi Farms, which has gone about as well as you could guess for him. Donny's "Kiwi Farms Not" website also includes a wiki, because of course it fucking does. The information contained in said wiki is laughably inaccurate, with such gems as claiming that @Null is the son of some guy named Jeffrey Moon who was born on the exact same day as him.
UPDATE 3/23/2017: It's a bit difficult to tell who's who because of Donny's army of sock accounts, but it's been theorized that Oliver attempted to distance himself from Donny due to the latter's blatantly criminal activity. Donny's wiki was vandalized (discussion starts here) by someone widely believed to have been Oliver, with Donny himself getting banned from his own wiki. Though the damage was quickly "fixed" (quite honestly, the vandalism was a huge improvement), this is still utterly hilarious because Donny most certainly had a nuclear chimpout when he saw it.
And whether he has AIDS or not, there is a possibility that he has syphilis. How can I tell?
Look at his teeth:
And then look at this image:
Draw your own conclusions.
Donny now has his own ED page
Finally, here's his theme song:
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