Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Like any gay dude wants to see the Hank Hill ass

Can confirm.
Am gay, wasn't impressed.

 

[WebLurker]

Let me phrase it this way: would you have lived a better life if you didn't know what Nick's bare, shaved ass looked like?
I certainly did.

In all honesty? Didn't change my life in the slightest.

Then again I think seeing a gif of the Ralph sextape overloaded and burnt out the "shocked, disgusted and horrified" part in my brain (thanks, whichever prick posted that under a misleading spoiler. Thanks and fuck you!) so seeing a wrinkly naked butt didn't phase me in the slightest.

There's far worse things on this website than Nick's middle-aged, badly-shaved buttock.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Just because there are far worse things does not mean that rackets is not a hypocritical pervert.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Big, controversial take here.

I think its really fucking weird to be posting sexual pictures of yourself on the internet. I think that makes you weird. I think you shouldn't do it.

Something about a tiny dose of efame really does just break people's brains, no, nobody wants to see your ass, nick's wife, or you nick, the world doesn't need to see that kind of thing. Its weird of you to post it.

IS nick magically a 'lolcow'? I don't even know what the fuck a lolcow is. Anything and everything is a lolcow, who gives a shit. Pointless argument. If someone is worth talking about and making fun of, they get a thread. I suspect Nick will remain pretty fucking boring going forward though. I dropped off of watching nick awhile ago because his content got boring and repetitive and internet daddy shit.

At the end of the day, review sex toys is weird, posting naked photos is weird. The moral of this story?

DO NOT USE DISCORD. EVER. NOT EVEN ONCE.

 

[dankeybong]

Big, controversial take here.

I think its really fucking weird to be posting sexual pictures of yourself on the internet. I think that makes you weird. I think you shouldn't do it.

Something about a tiny dose of efame really does just break people's brains, no, nobody wants to see your ass, nick's wife, or you nick, the world doesn't need to see that kind of thing. Its weird of you to post it.

IS nick magically a 'lolcow'? I don't even know what the fuck a lolcow is. Anything and everything is a lolcow, who gives a shit. Pointless argument. If someone is worth talking about and making fun of, they get a thread. I suspect Nick will remain pretty fucking boring going forward though. I dropped off of watching nick awhile ago because his content got boring and repetitive and internet daddy shit.

At the end of the day, review sex toys is weird, posting naked photos is weird. The moral of this story?

DO NOT USE DISCORD. EVER. NOT EVEN ONCE.

Do you think the discord is what made Nick want to fuck his wife with his balls instead of his penis? Can we all just come together and agree at the very least Nick very likely has a micropecker?

 

[Niggernerd]

Y

Do you think the discord is what made Nick want to fuck his wife with his balls instead of his penis? Can we all just come together and agree at the very least Nick very likely has a micropecker?

The girth and length went to his nose

 

[WebLurker]

Just because there are far worse things does not mean that rackets is not a hypocritical pervert.

Hypocrites are automatically cunts, so if that's the issue that everyone had than fair enough.

I only ever watch the streams when Null's on - or clips of them posted here if there's a topic I want to hear about (like 20mins of his Amber VS Johnny coverage). But I find Nick's streams way too long to sit through in their entirety - a little bit of Nick is good and fun, but too much outstays its welcome - so I've clearly missed any sanctimonious pontifications he might have spouted, so I'm not as invested in this as others clearly are.

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

I'm sure this has been said, but I feel bad for his children. Your children are specifically why you don't do this sort of thing.

That and he teaches sometimes for his kids homeschool stuff. It'll hit that small social group sometime. I'm sure his kids friends will find it super cool that Nick shoves shit in his ass. Good thing kids aren't known for being cruel.

 

[Homer Simpson]

So I jumped around with the highlight feature after reading 10 pages, and I gotta say half of you are blowing it way out of proportion, half are simping too much, and the last half fantasize about cucking too much.

A couple of stupid pictures and a few from a nude beach are nothing big to gripe about. They're adults and shared it with other adults. We live in an age where women will show you the inside of their womb for a bit of attention on twitch, this shit is tame. Kind nice too, when you realize that after 8 pregnancies, 3 miscarriages, and 5 children, nick and his wife can still enjoy themselves like this.

 

[Matt Damon]

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>Doesn't want to create drama for Nick
>Says the one thing guaranteed to create more drama for Nick

The woman-est of woman moments. This situation has now been addressed and will die as soon as they let it die - this is Internet 101 shit.

 

[Trianon]

"Ironic. He could save others from cringe, but not himself."

 

[Oivey Cuervo]

Do you think the discord is what made Nick want to fuck his wife with his balls instead of his penis? Can we all just come together and agree at the very least Nick very likely has a micropecker?

More than likely.

I think at the end of the day the dude has a humiliation fetish. That's why his wife runs all over him and shares embarrassing shit on stream like the masseuse story while he is clearly ashamed and on some level wants her to stop because he knows that everyone will make fun of him, but on another stronger level he wants her to keep going because he knows that everyone will make fun of him and that will make his tiny little pee pee hard.


I think it's also very much worth noting that Nick bought the PINK Balldo for himself, and that he was playing with Drexel's black one for the Balldo review. Why else would a man buy a pink sex toy for himself?




Also is it just my imagination or did the pink one look smaller than the black one? Maybe there's a difference in size based on color. I don't know.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

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Very based

Reminder that he should get Louis Rossmann on the Rumble show, if Nick ever gets bored with e-pimping his wife and shoving things up his ass.

 

[dankeybong]

So I jumped around with the highlight feature after reading 10 pages, and I gotta say half of you are blowing it way out of proportion, half are simping too much, and the last half fantasize about cucking too much.

A couple of stupid pictures and a few from a nude beach are nothing big to gripe about. They're adults and shared it with other adults. We live in an age where women will show you the inside of their womb for a bit of attention on twitch, this shit is tame. Kind nice too, when you realize that after 8 pregnancies, 3 miscarriages, and 5 children, nick and his wife can still enjoy themselves like this.

He penetrates with his testiciles instead of his shaft.

 

[ffo kcuF]

The cope right now on his stream is hilarious. “Go to a sex shop with your wife or you’re a loser”- Nick Rekieta

These guys are hyper degenerate and mocking people who aren’t degenerate lol. And he ain’t joking.

 

[Jack Awful]

The whiskey challenge

Isn't the point of that one is literally "look how big and round and nice my ass cheeks are, they can support this big bottle!"

That's still an ego/attention thing IMO.

 

[ddlloo]

Sure, but it's a bunch of people all participating across the internet, and apparently his locals community had a wave of people doing it. There's definitely an element of fun and community with that in particular. Impossible to measure how much is one of those and how much is attention whoring etc etc. Personally I just see it as being a far lesser "crime" than lingerie shots on a bed with the context being "idk felt cute" and shit like that.

 

[TJBirish]

I don't care about his wife, his sex life or any other lolcow crap.

His biggest sin is that he has become completely uninteresting and boring.

 

[WebLurker]

More than likely.

I think at the end of the day the dude has a humiliation fetish. That's why his wife runs all over him and shares embarrassing shit on stream like the masseuse story while he is clearly ashamed and on some level wants her to stop because he knows that everyone will make fun of him, but on another stronger level he wants her to keep going because he knows that everyone will make fun of him and that will make his tiny little pee pee hard.


I think it's also very much worth noting that Nick bought the PINK Balldo for himself, and that he was playing with Drexel's black one for the Balldo review. Why else would a man buy a pink sex toy for himself?


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Also is it just my imagination or did the pink one look smaller than the black one? Maybe there's a difference in size based on color. I don't know.

wtf?!

How the hell did I miss this while scrolling through the thread?! Okay, NOW I understand what the drama is all about! lol wtf?! Why the hell is the internet lawyer guy reviewing sex-toys? What is this?!

How is this "trad"?

But seriously, tho, this is not something a bloke with kids should be posting up on the internet. His kids are going to get bullied 100%

Edit: found the video on page 907 (I skimmed past it the first round). Now I get the "Nick fucks with his balls" joke. Why the hell does this thing exist? Why was this made? Is this to do with the fact guys in the US are mutilated at infancy and now their penises have no nerve endings; so now you gotta fuck with your testicles restrained in some weird "balldo" to feel anything during sex?

This is equal part sad and horrifying, can't lie

 

[World in Scarlet]

I'm glad this woke up more people to Nick being a cowish sperg retard, but the parasocial conditioning still seems too strong for many to break free.

Fun fact: You can just have friends instead of worshipping and having fake one sided relationships with streamers. You don't have to defend morons like Nick or Musk or whoever else it is you orbit. Use this opportunity to move to real people instead of whatever other edaddy tradlarp grifter is next in your gay line.