DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Chernabog said:
You know what's crazy about that whole. "I was raised roman, catholic, charity is something you do in private" shit. "You don't flaunt it. You don't make a big to do about it"

Never been to a church where they didnt stop mass. Just so they could send a wicker basket thru the crowd to get stuffed with untaxed cash by poor fools who are only doing it cause the guy next to em is. They take like 10 minutes out of mass just to shake down the audience for cash. publicly too. Genuinely hard pressed to find anything else that puts on such a production around charitable donations. It's a staple in every catholic/christian mass, making a big public hooplah about charity.

And it's by design. Because it works. They don't just leave the bowl in the back or install a permanent secure collection box. They gotta shake you down at the door where everyone can see you. Or do it in a pew where your surrounded (specially smaller communities) by judgmental people who know your entire buisness the least are real mouthy bout local drama. So now your being passed a basket by a some guy who just dropped a 20, money's tight but that same guy next to you is just staring. Waiting for your move. You let go of the 1 you're clutching in your pocket. What if the ladies at the school find out i only had a 1 to give. The 20 dollars you can't spare, it goes in the basket. All under the guise of emotinal manipulation and public shaming thru donations. Donations the church will use to do whatever the fuck they want with, tax free. Likely used in the pursuit of child sex crimes the least protecting those who commit them.

The catholic church is fucking egregiously awful when it comes to charity.

Daves an asshat.


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There's also tons of Catholic charities like Caritas which operate in most countries around the world. Caritas itself started with charity work only after they got Papal approval in 1951. They own buildings, they advertise their charity drives. Are they not true Catholics? How did they get Papal approval then, was Pio XII a selfish paid shill and a detractor? If charity in the Catholic Church was seen the same way as Phil's cope when he's confronted about never spending even a single cent on charity, then Caritas would operate like some sort of mafia organization where they recruit members and meet in complete secret in abandoned buildings. The way they'd perform charity is that they'd break into poor people's homes and leave them food and clothes, or they'd put a bag over homeless people's heads and drop food in front of them before running away so that nobody knows who did all those charitable acts.
 
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Another thing is, maybe if Phil were some nobody it would make some sense to keep charity anonymous, but if you're a public figure one of the few things even the most worthless fuck can do is use their platform and visibility to promote a charity.

But if the dents donated to Phil's favorite charity they wouldn't have money to throw into his fatwife feeder fund and WWE Champions.
 
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Lester Jones said:
Since the video hasn't been posted yet:
What a fucking dumbass?!?! LMFAO
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The worst thing is that this fucking retard didn't mention it just once, he said it 10 fucking times and was so sure of it he keep making emphasis on the inhaler giving you oxygen, also what is his dented logic? that if you breath oxygen just once then your AssMad goes away? wouldn't they need to use it for long periods of time ,since we need to constantly breath, rather than using it once? What a retard, he surprises me everyday by exposing his 62IQ.

Not only that, but when he was corrected he said that the guy who corrected him was wrong because the inhaler has "depressed air" (?????) and that would have allowed the character to survive for longer. This right here is why Phil's opinions on games is complete worthless, he is unironically retarded, he stopped the game and complained for about 3 minutes about how an inhaler should have allowed a character that was trapped in a sealed chamber with no air to survive, and Phil claimed it was unfair that the character died and that he "didn't knew what he was supposed to do", even if inhalers allowed you to survive for minutes because they have a replenishing supply of oxygen the character was still trapped in a sealed chamber with no air, there was no escape, it would be like if the room was being filled completely with water and Phil said "aw man why didn't she use the inhaler to breathe under water for a few minutes?" , even if the character was able to do so she was still fucking dead you retarded dent, there was no escape. Phil stopped the game and complained about "nothing I could do" at the character dying and was confused over this for 3 minutes, his autistic 60 IQ mind goes to the most stupid places, he unironically thought a character could survive in a sealed chamber with no air for minutes using an inhaler and that SOMEHOW after several minutes of surviving using the inhaler the sealed chamber would have let her go for some strange reason. No wonder this dent thought bugsnax had an M. Night Shaymalan twist after it was revealed that eating to many bugsnax will turn you into one (something you can decipher in the first 10 minutes of the game if you watch gameplay of it, because a character eats bugsnaxs and his arm turns into a bugsnax).

Also I haven't checked in a few days and he is playing stupid movie games again, he keeps playing the lowest effort games, either walking simulators, movie games or children's games, and the game is both stupid, is poorly acted and looks like absolute shit, look at this screencap for exampel, I can't believe how shit the stationary negger woman looks:

2022-11-19 06_31_39-DSP doesn't know how inhalers work (November 18, 2022) - YouTube - Brave.png
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Another thing is, maybe if Phil were some nobody it would make some sense to keep charity anonymous, but if you're a public figure one of the few things even the most worthless fuck can do is use their platform and visibility to promote a charity.

But if the dents donated to Phil's favorite charity they wouldn't have money to throw into his fatwife feeder fund and WWE Champions.
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I mean if we're going to follow Phil's logic (God help us), he shouldn't be asking for gifted memberships since that is done publicly and eponymously.

But trying to explain that contradiction is like trying to explain Summer to a snowman (sorry, my daughters watching Frozen again).
 
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LilypaCastsUpper said:
'se-Gooey'
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Found it (2:08 )8)

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When Panda corrects him like he is a four year old reading out loud for the first time, it really made me think Phil does really needs a Mom to help him through mundane stuff like making a cup of fkn coffee in his life, LARPing as his Girlfriend/Wife to his gang of virgin ''fans''

And Panda is eleven years younger than Phil...It's fun to call Phil a paedo for the Leanna grooming and all that, but I think his Manchild brain couldnt even strike up a conversation with an adult woman of a similar age, let alone convincng them to be his new Mom
 
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DeeTracktor said:
Found it (2:08 )8)

https://youtu.be/r-cXCzoQ_0k?t=128
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The snort after Leanna corrects him was next level. It took me a second to register what the fuck even just happened.

When he starts to talk about that Segway company and she just says "not the same thing."

Leanna is a dipshit yet is still unironically smarter than Phil.
 
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DeeTracktor said:
Jasper is smarter than Phil.
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All of Phil's familiars, especially his family members and Jasper, despite being retarded, is much more smarter than Phil. All Phil does is just act retarded and desperate for cash, while unhealthily consume money for personal gain. If Phil was more smarter than them, then he's still a massive retard, even if he does something smart.
He's just beyond stupid for everything, because of him constantly streaming and refuses to go outside and touch grass.
 
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Rusty Bucket said:
This bitch really thinks that inhalers are ultra-mini oxygen tanks or something. I just saw that part, and I just about lost it ; he's fucking retarded. And that's from the fact that I have asthma, so I KNOW it's not oxygen.

I can't help but think his thought process of inhalers is "Oh, can't breath, lemme force oxygen into my lungs to make them work better! Now I have EVEN MORE AIR!"
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doctor style phil really thinks it's better to just spritz some O2 on your constricted airways instead of medication to cause it to relax
also phil, having O2 in a container and just lugging it around all day is a bad idea.

also by phil's logic, you can cure bad eyesight by just shining lights in people's eyes
 
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DeeTracktor said:
It's fun to call Phil a paedo for the Leanna grooming and all that, but I think his Manchild brain couldnt even strike up a conversation with an adult woman of a similar age, let alone convincng them to be his new Mom
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One could make the argument that Reeanna and Khet are the ones who were/are exploiting Phil because they're in a relationship with a man who stopped maturing mentally at the age of 12.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
One could make the argument that Reeanna and Khet are the ones who were/are exploiting Phil because they're in a relationship with a man who stopped maturing mentally at the age of 12.
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About a similar amount of time until they were sick of his shit aswell, two to three years. Leanna up and left and Khet stayed home and played Skyrim. So Phil has to doordash every meal and go to the mall on his own.
Lester Jones said:
DSP has decided to beg in his Community Page instead:
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The desperation REEKS!
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Well...what happened to public displays of charity there Phillip?

Oh right, that only counts for other streamers giving back to their viewers...not for a greedy lazy twat who cant hold down a real job for more than 6 months and begs for money to get scrambled egg and toast from doordash
 
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