Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Ready for more crap? Gym Pat is back!

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This is the most confused I've ever been by a Pat tweet-chain.

The first two read like a Wikihow on Free Weights vs. Resistance Machines, displaying the kind of basic knowledge I'd expect from someone totally new to lifting (not a veteran like Rick claims to be) and then I don't even know what the fuck the second half is supposed to be about. He might legit be having a rage-induced brain bleed because it reads like someone having a stroke speaks.
 
Wait so this isn't real? I could have sworn yesterday he was talking about making an account there. I want to believe so bad. Either way I lolled

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Pretty good one, if it's indeed a baby infant imposter child, it sounds exactly like Hamlinson here.
Perhaps our motley group of posting tools
Shall reach the heights of sonnets, not haikus.
"A pig by any other name would still oink as loud"
 
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Hey, that's my friend Bill. Man, did we have some epic carousing in London, BITD. Now he's what you could call a professional writer, someone who knows how words work. Bill invented more words that Patso knows or will ever know ( about 1,700). I doubt Patso has even a passing familiarity with any of Bill's writings. I doubt Patso even has the ability to understand, or even read Bill's writings.

Not Bill's text though. Bill wrote in verse form, in the main. This looks written by an imposter child. Mayhap 'twere that rank pretender, Edward De Vere, Earl of Oxford.
The sad thing is that pat is incapable of understanding who you are referencing.
 
This is the most confused I've ever been by a Pat tweet-chain.

The first two read like a Wikihow on Free Weights vs. Resistance Machines, displaying the kind of basic knowledge I'd expect from someone totally new to lifting (not a veteran like Rick claims to be) and then I don't even know what the fuck the second half is supposed to be about. He might legit be having a rage-induced brain bleed because it reads like someone having a stroke speaks.
Professor Pig writes those how to guides 15 beers deep on a stool at Hooli's or at home on the fart couch. He doesn't actually do any of the things he writes about. They are drunken fantasies. In all of those retarded selfies he took from the gym he wasn't sweating in any of them. Remember how gross he looked in that news interview? He was all oily and gross just sitting there. No way he's working out in those gym pictures. Some good looking in shape guy probably came into hooli's and Pat felt threatened so he slammed his beer and retreated into fantasy land where he's Patrick Fucking Tomlinson, powerlifter, destroyer of bro dozers, hero to downtrodden fat broads everywhere. Then he fires off some half-witted how to guide and then he stumbles home telling himself that it was all real and he can pass out feeling good about himself.
 
@TollBoothWilly I don't doubt for a minute he's lying out his ass about working out --that's obvious just by looking at him-- but I still don't have a fucking clue what the last two tweets were supposed to mean. Even for drunken ramblings they seem extra deranged.
I'm going to guess he's trying to make "witty" joke about how much weight total he's lifted over the years.
 
As usual, all credit for the following goes to the brothermen at Owen A. Forums. It starts with your usual Boomia beatdown:
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Noticing Pat's seethe, Boomia presses Piggy further:
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Now you may be asking yourselves "who is Kyle?" Simply put, Patrick's younger brother is everything Rick wishes he was; an honor roll achieving varsity athlete with true and honest talent. You can learn more about Kyle Warren Tomlinson right here!
 
As usual, all credit for the following goes to the brothermen at Owen A. Forums. It starts with your usual Boomia beatdown:
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Noticing Pat's seethe, Boomia presses Piggy further:
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Now you may be asking yourselves "who is Kyle?" Simply put, Patrick's younger brother is everything Rick wishes he was; an honor roll achieving varsity athlete with true and honest talent. You can learn more about Kyle Warren Tomlinson right here!
“That’s why you always say “little brother”. You should say not fat”

the ona guys are fucking hilarious, god bless them. not dan mullen of insight software of course. fuck that guy.
 
Piggy doesn't read this thread. So he hasn't read any of the recent posts shitting on him for not completing his dumb Tiny Tim book. That's why he's suddenly tweeting about it again:

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I see Piggy is a Anglish purist. We need to remove all foreign influence from English and stop culturally appropriating inferior languages. (Has anyone else looked into how English would sound without any foreign words incorporated?quite amusing)
 
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I see Piggy is a Anglish purist. We need to remove all foreign influence from English and stop culturally appropriating inferior languages. (Has anyone else looked into how English would sound without any foreign words incorporated?quite amusing)
If you thought removing any loanwords from English would be hard, look at Japanese.
 
Fat Rick has a $44 billion (lawsuit) idea

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I'm no expert here but cloning work from your previous employment as your own wouldn't be bad enough, porting every user over? They lost access to the Twitter database needed to do that when they were fired but if they were somehow able to do so it would give Elon more groundz for suit imo
Similar to the ZeniMax Facebook (Oculus ) lawsuit. Facebook settled out of court. The code is owned by Twitch. Forking it would be theft. Plus there would be other charges.
 
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