Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I'm Just A Worm said:
Of course the only time he gets any attention on Twitter is when he steals someone else's work. And of course he didn't credit it. What an untalented and fat hack he is.
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Excuse me... Ummm source? You need to cite your memes or thats a class 3 fine from the Internet Police.
Mr Moonface said:
Piggy sees himself as the great white protector:

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Weird how when you ask two different people, you get two different results. Is this Patrick's first time finding out everyone in the world isnt some plucky underdog who would be benevolent if just given a chance and a peppy speech to overthrow the faceless inhuman evils that somehow impotently rule the world just to cause suffering (In the form of mild mockery over the internet)? Patrick literally thinks the world is a Marvel movie.

also love how homeowners literally cannot conceive of a reason outside of their race. Kanye was right about the mental plantation.
Die Dunkle Maus said:
This is mind boggling to me. Sure, I've argued with lunatics here and there, but he's been doing this for years? Is that right? Isn't there anything he'd rather do? He should perhaps get that Tiny Tim Chainsaw Massacre out before December, being a Christmas thing.

Ah, what do I know, I'm just a dummy who's not pointing to his brain and stuff.
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If its even done this year, he's gonna release it on christmas eve then wonder why nobody read or bought it for the holidays.
 
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Pat is somehow going to get kicked off of Mastodon for being a moron, I cannot see him understanding their rules or dealing with the fact that people can full on ignore him.

Lots of Twitter spam today about some new social network that doesn't exist yet - the reason it's being spammed is that you get bumped up on the waitlist if five people share your link, which totally doesn't sound like a scam. I looked at the page and they ask for your Linkedin and make you describe yourself before you can even register - again, totally legit and not weird at all.

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Fat Rick has a $44 billion (lawsuit) idea

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I'm no expert here but cloning work from your previous employment as your own wouldn't be bad enough, porting every user over? They lost access to the Twitter database needed to do that when they were fired but if they were somehow able to do so it would give Elon more groundz for suit imo
 
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ShinyStar said:
And "Sorry to be so personal," "just being playful," "give me an add," really makes it sound like he's up to some Russell Greer level shenanigans in some poor woman's DMs.
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Pretty sure chudbuds is defederated from the pedophile instance known as mastodon. So I can't just go over and call him a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
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Ah, yes, just "port" the userbase over to a new site with zero activity and content nobody knows about. How did nobody have this brilliant thought?

It's so like Patrick to fall for post.news marketing because of it's "exclusivity" gimmick, after months of oinking about how Twitter offshots are bound to fail and there's no alternative. He's desperate for a semblance of status.
 
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Pisek said:
Fat Rick has a $44 billion (lawsuit) idea

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I'm no expert here but cloning work from your previous employment as your own wouldn't be bad enough, porting every user over? They lost access to the Twitter database needed to do that when they were fired but if they were somehow able to do so it would give Elon more groundz for suit imo
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I’m no overweight alcoholic but it seems to me that in addition to being illegal, you’d have to have some sort of infrastructure to run a social network of that size and have some sort of business model to pay employees to run it.
 
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Uncle Ted said:
There's always next Christmas :tomlinson:
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There may not be. One might say he's more grease than man now but there was very little man if any to begin with and so, so much grease. Rick. Ricky. Tubster. You are very, very fat. Go see a doctor about heart disease and how oily you are. That's not normal.
 
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Betty White’s Ghost said:
honestly fatty is just getting more and more popular as a lolcow, i'd love for him to start trying to do vlogs or a podcast or anything like that so he got famous enough to have his own section.
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I will not rest until there is a PEU, a kind of blobboverse of Patrick-related content, news, views, and tiny penis antics. :tomlinson:

Imagine if Pat could find a way to monetize his unlikability tho. He'd be the richest man who ever lived.
 
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