Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Note: For those familiar with Tate's and Trump's threads, this one's no different. They're all controversial figures known for pissing off liberals with their anti-woke rhetoric and general prowess for "shaking up the establishment." If you agree with any of their points, you're free to express it. But as a general reminder:

• Don't derail the thread over petty arguments
• Avoid the constant dick sucking and white-knighting
• And if you see people sperging out, simply report it

With that being said, Musk is definitely worth discussing in his own dedicated thread. He's become quite the subject for a ton of ridicule and mockery, and it's only a matter of time until he further self-sabotages Twitter, his other companies, or his own public reputation.

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Elon Reeve Musk

Elon Reeve Musk is a sperg, South African, quarter Jew, ketamine addict, self sabotaging, billionaire owner of Tesla, SpaceX, and X (Twitter). Elon has a habit of self destruction, hurting his own image, brands, and other people. He desperately clings to old memes to make him more relevant to his legions of cocksuckers and yesmen, one meme in particular, the doge , has been ran into ground. Elon's family life isn't too hot either, he names his children retarded names, and through bad fathering, led his kid to troon out and a-log him on Bluesky. Elon promised free speech for xitter, but unfortunately cannot take criticism or pushback. Opting to ban droves of users for either criticizing H-1B Visas, an unflattering picture, or posting light jabs at him. He also became a lapdog to Trump, following him, hanging out with Trump's kids (more than his own) and making "X" poses at rallies.

Early Life

Elon Musk was born in South Africa on June 28th 1971. He was diagnosed with aspergers and had to go to a special ed school. He attended Pretoria Boys' High School and at 17 he moved to Canada.


Daddy's Money

Elon's father is Errol Graham Musk, a South African politician and businessman. Elon resents his father, and Errol shares the exact same feelings. A lot of embarrassing information about Elon comes from his own dad.

Errol Musk owned an Emerald mine in Zambia, however Elon denies this.

Unfortunately for Elon, it IS true. One of his exes from college is selling his emerald necklace, and he admitted to it in a 2009 interview. Elon HATES his dad. He called him evil in an interview with the Rolling Stone.

But there was another side to Musk’s father that was just as important to making Elon who he is. “He was such a terrible human being,” Musk shares. “You have no idea.” His voice trembles, and he discusses a few of those things, but doesn’t go into specifics. “My dad will have a carefully thought-out plan of evil,” he says. “He will plan evil.”
Besides emotional abuse, did that include physical abuse?

“My dad was not physically violent with me. He was only physically violent when I was very young.” (Errol countered via email that he only “smacked” Elon once, “on the bottom.”)
Elon’s eyes turn red as he continues discussing his dad. “You have no idea about how bad. Almost every crime you can possibly think of, he has done. Almost every evil thing you could possibly think of, he has done. Um…”

Errol claims that he is DISSAPOINTED with Elon.

This is purely speculative, but Elon has a fake South African accent and this could be one of the many reasons Errol (a South African nationalist) hates him.

Errol also slept with his step-daughter (who he met when she was 4), and had a child.

He also killed 3 BLACK people. According to him at least.

Exes and Wives

note : nobody cares if you would have sex with these women. Don't post about it retards.

Elon has married 3 times, twice to the same person.

All divorced.

His first wife is Jennifer Justine Wilson. She goes by Justine Musk to ride off the coattails of his name. Justine is a Canadian, who authored the book BloodAngel. She wrote an essay about her split with Marie Claire, calling it "America's Messiest Divorce."

Spoiler: COLLECTION OF ANNECDOTES ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP

Justine is a writer, naturally, she published everything wrong about their relationship publicly, including their divorce announcement.

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Through her essay and Livejournal page, embarrassing stories and facts about their relationship became public.

My twins turned 7 and the consequences were immediate: they are no longer allowed to bring stuffed animals to their father's house.

"It's really annoying," said Jack*.

Quinn was dejected and tearful as I buckled him in the car to go to his dad's without Monkey.

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Elon forbade his kids from bringing their stuffed animals to his house.

I remember a conversation with my ex-husband about Twitter. By that point, which was still months before Oprah would take it mainstream, Jason Calacanis (a tech guy) had informed me that I was "addicted" to Twitter and I had started to wonder if he might have a point. I was sitting cross-legged on the bed, tweeting away, when my ex (who back then was still my husband) wandered by and looked at the stream of tweets on my screen and asked me, in so many words, what was the point of what I was doing? I explained as best I could. My ex -- who wrote and published his first computer program (a video game) when he was 12 and now builds rockets and electric cars -- said, "I don't get it."

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Elon was introduced to Twitter by his ex.

As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, "I am the alpha in this relationship."

Elon's judgment overruled mine, and he was constantly remarking on the ways he found me lacking. "I am your wife," I told him repeatedly, "not your employee." "If you were my employee," he said just as often, "I would fire you."

And no matter how many highlights I got, Elon pushed me to be blonder. "Go platinum," he kept saying, and I kept refusing.

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This collection of anecdotes comes from her essay.

Justine kindly posted what she was demanding from Elon.

The house alimony and child support 6 million cash 10 percent of his stock in Tesla 5 percent of his stock in SpaceX (and he retains all voting rights) and a Tesla Roadster

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Talulah Riley is a LOT more private about her life. Talulah is an actress, you may have seen her in Pride & Prejudice or HBO's Westworld. They met at a club in London. She was 22 and according to her, a virgin, and Elon, 37 and fresh off his divorce was looking for some tail. Talulah did not believe in sex before marriage. It took them 10 days of dating to get engaged. Justine recounts learning about their engagement 6 WEEKS after their divorce.

They dated for a little while divorced, and then remarried. And dated ANOTHER couple of years before divorcing.

The last interaction I could find was Elon and Telulah texting about buying twitter to fight "wokism."

Ashley St Clair / sexlaptop / optatives
has a prospering grounds thread here

Meet Journo and coal-burning whore Ashley St Clair. She is a republican grifter with an affinity for black people and reportedly sold her nudes to Gamers in 2014. Elon and Ashley had a fling together and had a kid, but Elon ghosted her. I guess she got the full blacked experience.

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Spoiler: PETITION

FULL PETITION

I had sexual intercourse with the Respondent [Musk] on or about the 2nd day of January 2024 and on or about the 3rd day of January 2024 [snip] during which time our child was conceived.

She also published text messages between the two of them.

Spoiler: TEXTS

He also dated Amber Heard for some reason.

Jessica Reed Kraus was threatened by Elon and Amber with a lolsuit because she exposed Elon's "satanic sex parties."

He also had an affair with Sergey Brin's wife (Google's cofounder).

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Elon denies this, claiming he hasn't had sex in ages. According to the report however he begged for forgiveness, and Sergey ended up forgiving him.

They're on good terms as seen in this photo from a Silicone Valley Party.

Children

Usually talking about a lolcow's child crosses a barrier. They are usually innocent in all of this. However, Elon's naming, parenting, custody battles, and a-log child are enough to warrant a section.

Spoiler: HISTORY OF CHILDREN

2002- Nevada
Sadly died of SIDS in 10 weeks. Elon and Justine disagrees on who was holding Nevada when he died.

2004 - Griffin and Vivian/Xavier
With Justine, Xavier is the most important kid of this group.

2006 - Kai, Saxon, and Damian Musk
All doing well as far as I know.

May 4th 2020 - X Æ A-Xii

The infamous name, Grimes' kid. Nickname is "X."

November 2021 - Azure and Strider
Kids that Elon had with Shivon Zillis, his old project manager for the autodrive at Tesla, and Director of Neuralink. Elon paid for IVF.

December 2021 - Exa Dark Sideræl Musk
This is a kid with Grimes through a surrogate. I'm not sure if Grimes and Shivon happened at the same time or if they split. The timelines are all fucked up.

mid-June 2022 - Tau Techno Mechanicus Musk
Another Grimes kid with a retarded name. A reference to Warhammer 40,000

Baby No. 12 (Name Unknown)
Elon had ANOTHER kid with Shivon. Damn nigga!

No 13.
Baby with Ashley St Claire

No 14
Seldon Lycurgus with Shivon

Xavier has a slash in his name because he transitioned, and petitioned to remove himself from the Musk Family. His new name is Vivian Jenna Wilson and is now a female.

Spoiler: Full Petition

Here is the new and IMPROVED Vivian Musk;
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After transition.

Xavier has become Elon's 1# A-lawg, posting his criticisms on Bluesky and Threads, and talking to journos about Elon.

Elon holds a staunch anti-trans stance and claims many things about Xavier. Included is that he was tricked into signing sterilization drugs for Xavier, claiming the woke mind virus has claimed his kid, and that he was born autistic.

A fuller version of this segment can be seen here.

Among the A-lawging includes personal details about his parenting of Xavier.

God bless the poor soul who abused his child, that must be so fucking hard for him. I was deadnamed, and misgendered for no conceivable reason and made to seem like I was just too stupid or too “communist” or too brainwashed or too what-fucking-ever to understand the 4d chess behind the reasons I was traumatized.

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Xavier claims that he was deadnamed (Elon admits this), abused, and misgendered.

I understand your new angle is this “western values/christian family man” thing but it’s such a weird choice. You are not a family man, you are a serial adulterer who won’t stop fucking lying about your own children. You are not a christian, as far as I’m aware you’ve never stepped foot in a church. You are not some “bastion for equality/progress”. You called arabic the “language of the enemy” when I was 6, have been sued for discrimation multiple times, and are from Apartheid South Africa.

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This thread shits on Elon's right wing grift, after Elon posted a photo of his 5 kids sitting around him.

Obviously Elon can’t say the same because in a ketamine-fueled haze, he’s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels and pick-mes who are quick to give it to him. Go touch some fucking grass

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Another thread speaking about being called "slightly autistic" by Elon.


And an NBC interview

Wilson said that, when she was a child, Musk would harass her for exhibiting feminine traits and pressure her to appear more masculine, including by pushing her to deepen her voice as early as elementary school.

“I was in fourth grade. We went on this road trip that I didn’t know was actually just an advertisement for one of the cars — I don’t remember which one — and he was constantly yelling at me viciously because my voice was too high,” she said. “It was cruel.”

“This was before I had really any understanding of what was going on, and we had Covid going on,” he said, adding that he was told she might commit suicide.

Wilson said that, in 2020, when she was still a minor at 16, she wanted to start treatment for severe gender dysphoria but needed the consent of both parents under California law. She said that her mother was supportive but that Musk initially wasn’t. She said she texted him about it for a while.

“I was trying to do this for months, but he said I had to go meet with him in person,” she said. “At that point, it was very clear that we both had a very distinct disdain for each other.”

When she eventually went and gave him the medical forms, she said, he read them at least twice, once with her and then again on his own, before he signed them.

“He was cold,” she said. “He’s very quick to anger. He is uncaring and narcissistic.”

Elon, like a fucking moron practically pushed his kid to transition by hyperfixating on his "girly" features. All of these rubbed off on Xavier turning him into Vivian.

Elon blames neo-marxism for his child transitioning.


Xavier despite the transition is living his best life!

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Grimes

Grimes, or Claire Elise Boucher is a Vancouver, Canada musician who started on MySpace. Elon and Grimes met over Twitter in 2018 and bonded over a pun they both made. Grimes is a grifting, Elon Whiteknight, emo, BPD whore, and schizo. If you wanna read more, check out this thread on Beauty Parlor. Here are some choice tweets ;


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Similar to Japan, most of these tweets are completely nuked.

Calm down libtard, it's called dark humor.

Mainsplain to me.

When it comes to the political and economic state of the world, Grimes has many intelligent things to say. Here is her genius analysis regarding the Ukraine-Russia war.

After receiving criticism from her fans she responded.

She sticks with her guns and defends her take.

And here is who she would want to be if she could be reincarnated as any person.

Grimes has a long and odd relationship with communism. Here is her response from 2013 about communism.

Anonymous asked: what do you think of communism?

i ultimately dislike communism because it discourages accomplishment and ultimately causes society to stagnate. And also generally ends in a dictatorship of sorts.

that said, it has resulted in some interesting things. communist russia had more doctors per capita than the u.s. at the time. Women were treated as equals (sort of). But I mean, then they started sending people to the gulag and the front lines without consent bla bla. I think the intention was good, i think marx and engels were really smart, and it was kind of inevitable after thousands of years of monarchys and colonialism. but i dunno, i dont htink its the answer

- claire

She later on created the ultimate solution to the communist problem.

She then took photos holding the communist manifesto and claimed that those photos were traumatic for her.

See how traumatized she is????

She's also an AMAZING parent. She had zero clue you were supposed to teach your kid to say "mama."

Grimes also kept knives hanging out of her wall while caring for her baby. How hard is it to take out the knives?

Parenting to the extreme!

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Spoiler: FULL IMAGE

While it's not confirmed to be Grimes, the age of the Baby lines up, Grimes and Elon are the same ages as when this was written, Elon dicks around on the internet and works hard.

After getting into a slapfight with cat torturer Azealia Banks, Azealia dumped a bunch of private messages by Grimes, one of which contains details about Elon Musk's dick.




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Elon Buys Twitter

Elon's descent to cowdom stems completely from this decision. To buy Twitter. In March of 2022, he started criticizing Twitter for a lack of free speech (which will be ironic later) and started suggesting he should buy Twitter.

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By April, he purchased a majority hold in the company and rejected becoming a board member. Then on April 13th, he filed an amended disclosure with the SEC to buy as much stock as he wanted. Twitter goes private at 54.20 a stock and he starts purchasing. Billions of billions of dollars were spent to take over the company. On March 6th, Elon laid out his plans for Twitter. However, Elon has a change of heart and in late April tries in vain to weasel out of his deal. Twitter sues and forces Musk to pay 44 BILLION dollars to acquire Twitter. On October 27th, the acquisition started in April had materialized, and Elon became the owner of Twitter.

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Spoiler: A MESSAGE TO ADVERTISERS

I wanted to reach out personally to share my motivation in acquiring Twitter. There has been much speculation about why I bought Twitter and what I think about advertising. Most of it has been wrong.


The reason I acquired Twitter is because it is important to the future of civilization to have a common digital town square, where a wide range of beliefs can be debated in a healthy manner, without resorting to violence. There is currently great danger that social media will splinter into far right wing and far left wing echo chambers that generate more hate and divide our society.

In the relentless pursuit of clicks, much of traditional media has fueled and catered to those polarized extremes, as they believe that is what brings in the money, but, in doing so, the opportunity for dialogue is lost.

That is why I bought Twitter. I didn’t do it because it would be easy. I didn’t do it to make more money. I did it to try to help humanity, whom I love. And I do so with humility, recognizing that failure in pursuing this goal, despite our best efforts, is a very real possibility.

That said, Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape, where anything can be said with no consequences! In addition to adhering to the laws of the land, our platform must be warm and welcoming to all, where you can choose your desired experience according to your preferences, just as you can choose, for example, to see movies or play video games ranging from all ages to mature.

I also very much believe that advertising, when done right, can delight, entertain and inform you; it can show you a service or product or medical treatment that you never knew existed, but is right for you. For this to be true, it is essential to show Twitter users advertising that is as relevant as possible to their needs. Low relevancy ads are spam, but highly relevant ads are actually content!

Fundamentally, Twitter aspires to be the most respected advertising platform in the world that strengthens your brand and grows your enterprise. To everyone who has partnered with us, I thank you. Let us build something extraordinary together.

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And now in November Elon enters Twitter HQ. On November 4th Elon fires 4000 people via Email.

Some of the changes made to Twitter were unbanning Trump, Babylon Bee, Jordan Peterson, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Sargon of Akkad, Andrew Tate, and Kanye West. Many far-right accounts were reinstated (to our benefit thanks for the autism!) much to the general dislike of the left community on Twitter. However, most of these people would not last. Elon has a fragile ego and will BAN anyone who criticizes others. Another issue Elon had was the inundation of bots and CP.

Unflattering Photos

Paparazzi snapped this unfortunate photo.

Elon's own dad called him fat and Elon seethed Leading him to lose 20 lbs after these photos were released.

Elon lost some weight since then.
Kanye posted this only to be suspended.

Elon claims he wasn't banned for this picture but rather for posting a swastika inside of a star of david.

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ErmnMusk

ErmnMusk was an account created by Elon to supposedly test twitter. However, through the account, Elon roleplays as his (at the time) 3-year-old son. Elon confirmed his ownership twice. Firstly through a lolsuit between Elon and some Jew, he called a nazi, and through a screenshot he posted.

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The ErmnMusk account contains a photo of Elon's child in the profile picture.

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Elon musk uses, "ErmnMusk" to roleplay as his 3-year-old child. He references his real birthday and uses childlike mannerisms to further his roleplay account.

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Elon's worst revelation was odd tweets where he pretended to be naive about porn and asked sexual questions. He even makes a sex joke about Sam Bankman Fried's ex-girlfriend and coconspirator.

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This profile's leak helped spark the REAL questions, is Elon Musk a babyfur?

Spoiler: The BABYFUR QUESTION

Short answer- Probably not lol
Anyways, the evidence is;

1. Some rando on twitter claimed that Elon was kicked out of the bay area babyfur community via LiveJournal. (if this was true go find his account :/)

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2. A photo of Elon in a onesie

Might not even be him : REDDIT / A
3. A clear joke.

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VERDICT - Nah

Elon pretended to be his toddler son, responding naively to himself in reference to porn. He also asked people their preferences and made a sexual joke about the FTX Founder's girlfriend. All to the audience of nobody, he did this on his own time.

Tesla Mishaps

This is in 2017.

Also, Tesla Model Y's cooling system bizarrely used wood from Home Depot.

Not only that. But early Tesla Model S' had leaky batteries.

Tesla Autopilot disconnects before crashing so that the driver takes responsibility. Most likely it's a feature implemented by many autopilots where a shutoff protocol commences. There is this that claims Tesla's autopilot goes based and will run over Black people. Though it is hypothetical, it's funny enough to include.

The Flight Attendant and Elon


Elon Musk got into some hot water when he showed his dick to a flight attendant, and in 2016 Elon offered a masseur a horse in exchange for an erotic massage.

Druggie

Many people believe that a lot of Elon's erratic and unstable behavior stems from his drug usage. He openly admits to using Ketamine and famously smoked weed on Joe Rogan. But his drug usage runs deeper than he publicly admits.

Elon's infamous Joe Rogan appearance shows him smoking a blunt. Elon claims that this stunt soured a deal with NASA and caused the Government to issue random drug tests.

Elon also got into hot water when he made a weed joke.

This tweet (archive) got him sued. The feds made him pay 20m and forfeit his status as Board Chairman.

The rise and fall of Tesla's stock prices corroborated with the timing of the alleged false and misleading statements, all of which occurred within a less-than-two-week period, and which suggests Mr. Musk's false statements were the proximate cause

Once again, weed is fucking up his career.

Grimes takes credit for getting Elon addicted.

Elon regularly abuses and defends Ketamine. He recommends ketamine over SSRIs (anti-depression medication), while I'm not a doctor, Elon's defense of Ketamine does not come from a medical place, but from a drugged-up addict Musk trying to justify his addiction. In an interview with Don Lemon, he speaks about Ketamine as an alternative to SSRIs.

He also speaks about it on Xitter.

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Elon Musk's use of ketamine may seem innocent at first glance. A prescription drug for anxiety or depression is hardly anything to scoff at, however, News Reports came out alleging Elon Musk uses ketamine, and other drugs at parties.

The account of Musk’s drug use comes from people who witnessed him use ketamine and others with direct knowledge of his use. Details about Brin’s drug use and the Founders Fund parties come from people familiar with them.

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In 2018, for example, he took multiple tabs of acid at a party he hosted in Los Angeles. The next year he partied on magic mushrooms at an event in Mexico. In 2021, he took ketamine recreationally with his brother, Kimbal Musk, in Miami at a house party during Art Basel. He has taken illegal drugs with current SpaceX and former Tesla board member Steve Jurvetson.

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Elon Musk microdoses ketamine for depression and also takes full doses at parties.

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Elon's drug use is so blatant and concerning, that Elon's board of directors worries how his drug use will affect the company.

Cringe

Humor is 100% subjective. HOWEVER! You have to admit some of this stuff is embarrassing.

Tweet / archive

The song was released 3 years too late / archive

Elon Musk appeared on an the 907th Episode of Saturday Night Live. He was SO unfunny that Dogecoin crashed in value.


Watch a five-minute sketch about Billionaire Elon Musk pretending to be Wario from Super Mario.

Elon Musk at CPAC 2023 declared that "he has become meme."

Very funny stuff.

Elon's Fruitful Tweets

Elon has had minor spergouts and stupid tweets over the years.


Elon ratio'd by Keffals / archive

Elon supporting and then backing out away from Kanye


Elon's terrible Photoshop job / archive

Elon vs. Twitter

Elon recently got booed off stage at a Dave Chappelle event.

When this went rounds on Twitter, posts about the event were mysteriously deleted.

But what was Elon's direct reaction? Coping.


The Jet Saga

Elon also hates it when you talk about his jet. He hates it so much he will mass ban journos for speaking about it. The account ElonJet which now spends its days on TruthSocial, was suspended. Many people were pissed off.

Elon cited doxxing and said that it could be used for assassinations.

However Elon posted his own "assassination coordinates." Ironic

Anyways, Elon made a poll to see if they should unban the journos and others posting real-time locations.

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He reposted the poll because he didn't get the results he wanted.

Tweet / archive
But finally the people came to a consensus.

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ElonJet is still banned btw.

Spoiler: Memes

Zuckerburg Slapfight

Mark Zuckerburg is the owner of META (Facebook) and has been collecting your data for YEARS. After Twitter was acquired by Elon, Mark launched Threads, a rival to Twitter. What will Elon do?

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Elon challenges Zuck to a cage fight. And strangely Mark accepts.

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Let's review what training our two rivals have.


Mark has a blue belt in Jew Jitsu and has been seen sparring with MMA fighters. What about Elon?


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No rules Streetfighting What a badass! When will it happen?

It won't, his 75 year old Mom cancelled the fight.
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That's off the table so how about swordfighting?

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Unbanning a CP Poster

@Dom_lucre posted images from Daisy's Destruction. He was then unbanned by Elon himself.

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H-1B Visas

What are H-1B Visas? H-1B is a program set up by the United States Government to employ foreign workers (usually at a low rate) to work overseas in America. Primarily Indians and Pakis use these. Under D.O.G.E. Vivek and Elon supported the H-1B Visas. Vivek tweeted out his support for the Visas (he's a pajeet).

Laura Loomer and other MAGAites disagree with Indian immigration. So, Elon Musk hops onto twitter and announces TOTAL RETARD WAR against MAGA. All over some fucking pajeets.

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Elon did not handle the criticism well and started banning, muting, suppressing, and even removing $8 blue checkmarks.

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Elon publicly admitted to restricting accounts to "curve spam" and argued that if you "spam" (criticize me) you deserve to be banned.

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This odd outburst caused people to look back at his sudden Tesla layoffs, discovering that 2,000 of the layoffs were replaced by H-1B workers.

This part may seem bleak and sad, but thanks to the Indians. Our dear feeder Josh was reinstated by pretending to be one of them.


Trump and his Venture into Politics

In 2024, Elon's republican grift reached a boiling point. Elon and Donald Trump became involved in a bromance during Trump's reelection run, netting him an important role in the government. His attachment to the MAGA movement has created lots of embarrassing moments for the two of them, and I predict that eventually there will be an outfall that explodes into a supernova of autism. Elon's relationship started after July 13th. Trump's Rally at Butler, PA ended with a historic attempt on Trump's life.

Elon "fully endorses" Donald Trump.

Elon in August hosts a Twitter space, interviewing Donald Trump and pitching the idea of a Government Efficiency agency. That's when user, @dogeofficialceo, recommends the name "Department of Government Efficiency," or D.O.G.E as a nod to the Doge meme. Trump the next day considers him as an adviser.

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On October 9th, Trump, for the first time since he was shot, returned to Butler, PA. The rally had one important cameo.

You may have noticed the weird jumps, here's the infamous photo.


Credit to resident artcow Fallenchungus.

His speech started off very strong by declaring himself "Dark MAGA."

In October, Elon started attending more rallies and even hosted his own. And then JUDGEMENT DAY.

Elon claimed that if Trump loses that he is "fucked," and Kamala will put him in prison. Finally, on November 5th, election day, Donald Trump won the presidency.

After the win, Donald Trump announced that Elon and Vivek Ramaswamy would lead D.O.G.E. You actually can watch the D.O.G.E.'s activity on their website, https://doge.gov/

At Donald Trump's second inauguration, Elon was seen tripping out.

And then he went on stage to give a speech. At 0:59 you may have caught an odd gesture he made.

My heart goes out to you!

At the Berlin Tesla factory, done by a radical group.

Accounts

TWITTER / A @ElonMusk
TWITTER 2 / A (DELETED) @ErmnMusk
TWITTER 3 / A @Babysmurf9000
Tesla TWITTER / A
SpaceX TWITTER / A
NeuraLink TWITTER / A
D.O.G.E. Twitter / A

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ElonMusk@Gmail.com, ElonMusk@Yahoo.com, elon@muskfoundation.com, em@muskfoundation.com

 

[EpicBugFacts]

literally who

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Tbh, the twitter impersonations of large companies and the consequences of it are kinda funny.

Edit: I would like an Elon thread but please format it better.

 

[White Devil]

This reads more like a personal hit piece than an actual supposed to be funny thread on Musk.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Should be crucified for PayPal alone tbh

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Elon is fat and I wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[byuu]

Should be crucified for PayPal alone tbh

The PayPal story is pretty funny.
Musk acts like he created it but actually he created a similar service called X.com that PayPal bought which then soon fired Musk for incompetence.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Makes a thread on Musk. Doesn't even mention the Paypal saga. This is low effort and you should feel bad.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Has a troon kid lol

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Seems Thunderf00t really doesn't like Musk. Called him a "vaporware salesman", and made many critical videos.

Also there's Musk cultists. I think the reason why there's such a following is because it seems there's a lack of historical figures these days, and along comes arguably charismatic Musk with pie-in-the-sky ideas like vacuum tube transport, easier space travel, a Mars colony, humanoid worker robots, solar roof tiles, electric trucks, etc.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

He's from africa but isn't nigger? WTF is wrong with him? Some sort of disease?

 

[Baguette Child]

OP did a shitty and unfunny job of what should be easy pickings. Musk is a weird dude and clearly needs a thread but this ain't it chief.

 

[Sintharia]

Has a troon kid lol

I mean... if I had Elon as a dad, it would be an option, a very extreme option, to get the fuck away from him.

 

[Vott]

Musk is trolling everyone in a funny way right now and I hope he buys Facebook too so we can watch another hugbox collapse in on itself like Twitter is so we can farm twice the amount of milk already pouring from it. 40 billion may be a waste to many but let's think about the outcome, Watching this whole fiasco with everyone losing their minds over this is great.

 

[byuu]

Musk is trolling everyone in a funny way right now and I hope he buys Facebook too so we can watch another hugbox collapse in on itself like Twitter is so we can farm twice the amount of milk already pouring from it.

Throwing 40 billion away to make blue checkmarks, whose lives are devoted to getting upset at every stupid shit, upset is hardly some master troll.

 

[Pringles Can]

Between the PayPal stuff, and Elon pretty much being what would happen when you give a redditor billions of dollars there is for sure content that could make a pretty good thread. Crappy start, but could be improved.

 

[12345678901]

Throwing 40 billion away to make blue checkmarks, whose lives are devoted to getting upset at every stupid shit, upset is hardly some master troll.

Nice opinion from a basement dwelling abused retard.

 

[byuu]

Nice opinion from a basement dwelling abused retard.

You should liquidate half your wealth to buy my account. That would really own me.
And I can always use 20 bucks.

 

[12345678901]

You should liquidate half your wealth to buy my account. That would really own me.
And I can always use 20 bucks.

 

[dreamworks face]

I'm just blown away that Elon threw away 40 billion dollars to install himself as head jannie of twitter and stole lowtax's idea of monetizing social media (5 bucks for a forums account, 8 bucks for twitter verification... same shit.) Even before the twitter bullshit, he was sticking his dick in a million places where it didn't belong (including motherfucking amber heard, of all people.) He's the biggest attention whore on the entire planet.