Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Stochastic Terrorist]

OK but since we have a thread: how close is Elon to glowniggers taking down Twitter?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Elon Musk does has some lulzy moments but...

ILJ dog pfp, post discarded

 

[Pee Cola]

In a perfect world, Musk would marry Rowling and they'd adopt null.

In a perfect world, JK Rowling would become Null's sugar mama... but this works too.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

How, I ask you, could such a person ever possibly be considered a lolcow?

Elon Musk is autistic. Any semi-wellknown autist pretty much has a thread on this site by default
Though, I would still agree with you that OP is a faggot and I would not have sex with him

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I still wanna smash his mom for some strange reason.

 

[Stochastic Terrorist]

Elon just specifically vowed to reinstate Trump on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777

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[ToroidalBoat]

I consider Elon to be part cow part based.

Looks that way. Musk isn't a SJW with TDS.

 

[stupid orc]

another seething tranny containment thread? i dont see the point tbh, whats really going to happen here besides reddit tier takes and posts that could be reworded and put in the donald trump thread?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Nah fuck Elon, JK Rowling hosting Kiwifarms in her castle would generate enough seethe from Twitter that we could bring about the post-scarcity Star Trek utopia by using it as an unlimited sustainable energy source like the screams from Monsters Inc.

Now all she needs is to get another dog and name it Null or Josh.

 

[Apochrypha]

This man is built like a wisdom tooth I swear to god.

 

[Toolbox]

another seething tranny containment thread? i dont see the point tbh, whats really going to happen here besides reddit tier takes and posts that could be reworded and put in the donald trump thread?

Seeing Elon's baiting rage with bringing Trump back, and Hollywood's already been here the chance is rising.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Eh. The thread has potential but I wouldn't really consider Musk a lolcow. More like a grifter with one of the most reddity fanbases on earth. If I could rewrite this thread I would probably try to list off his labor violations and various examples of questionable/scumbag behavior on the part of him and his businesses. I'm not really sure if it would be funny though, and the point of Kiwifarms is to laugh.

That being said his handling of Twitter has been nothing less than gross incompetence and I wish we had a general thread where we could talk about the sites downfall because THAT'S genuinely hilarious. Maybe it already exists but I haven't been able to find it in the search/catalogue

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

OK but since we have a thread: how close is Elon to glowniggers taking down Twitter?

Elon is part of the regime. He won't lose Twitter but will "Modify it" to better fit what TPTB want, albeit with less blatant censorship. Think tons of shadowbanning and "Oopsie your account is fucky wucky due to our servers oops" instead of just banning you outright.

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

Tbh, the twitter impersonations of large companies and the consequences of it are kinda funny.

Edit: I would like an Elon thread but please format it better.

Same. The OP of the thread just comes off as seething. We're here to laugh at this retard, not throw a tamper-tantrum, because we're not Twitter.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

3/10 bait, could've spent more time making the OP more convincing as a malding tardrage hitpiece. As it is now it comes across as low-effort and tossed off to get a reaction.

It's still a promising thread, all it needs is to be renamed "Elon Derangement Syndrome" and moved to Mass Debates so all the lefties seething over autistic space saffa existing can have somewhere to circlejerk.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

Needs more focus on Elon's obsessive fanboys and haters, those are the real losers in this equation

 

[.iota.]

this thread is completely lacking. i suggest including:

- family background; his father, errol, is also a very wealthy man. his influence, both positive and negative, has a large impact on who and what elon musk has become. his mother, maye, was a model featured on several magazine covers back in the day, and she has a twin. his younger brother, kimbal, was his business partner. together, they developed a company that produced digital city guides, which later sold for $300 million, his younger sister, tosca, is a filmmaker who owns a production company. sibling rivalry much? musk also founded solarcity with his cousin, lyndon, the son of his mother's twin sister. there are definitely some issues in that family.​

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- the x.com / confinity / paypal saga, as other have mentioned.​

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- spacex almost going bankrupt after musk's $100 million investment literally failed to launch three times.​

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- tesla, the $20 million s.e.c. lawsuit, and the subsequent douchification of the electric vehicle market. musk has created a cult of entitled drivers, while also creating a counter-culture of "right to repair" activists. with recent news that he is agreeing to use tesla's technology to assist law enforcement, his libertarian principles are questionable.​

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- the boring company, because a billionaire cannot possibly be expected to travel the city streets.​

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- the $10 billion starlink, which is currently inundating our skies and political discourse.​

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- neuralink, or as musk likes to refer to it, "the fitbit in your skull". this, in conjunction with openai, is a billionaire's attempt to "democratize" artificial intelligence ... by implanting it directly into human beings, thereby hoping that individuals, rather than systems or governments, will gain control over a.i. before the singularity occurs.​

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- he has seven children with five different women.​

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- grimes. the man has one child and one surrogate child with a woman who went from a waifish electropop musician to an all-too-online genderfluid with surgically implanted elf ears and vampire teeth, and who also dated bradley / chelsea manning earlier this year while still referring to musk as "the love of my life".​

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- and my personal favorite ... elon musk was ratioed by fucking keffals.​

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[Polentic]

The thread is under renovation. It's a bit spergy and I will edit it.

Will add more stuff and make it less MATI. I hear you all!

EDIT : PAYPAL SAGA IS 1# PRIORITY. + GRIMES + FATHER'S BACKGROUND + BORING COMPANY

 

[Sammich]

OP, are you fucking retarded or something? LIke seriously, did you get bounced on your fucking head as a child, you fucking blithering idiot?
I am I guess what you'd call an elon stan, but even i know more shit about him than what you vomited out there.


Touch on his dad being a truly evil piece of shit, Errol got his own stepdaughter pregnant, scummy shit there. Touch on where his dad got his riches from. Why his mom and dad were divorced. (abuse of some sort i think)
He muscled out the guy that started paypal and took it over, much like he did with tesla. Talk about the SEC hating his guts for stock manipulation, suing the shit out of him. Talk about marrying hsi first wife without a prenup, then getting divorced and then doing it again, to the same woman. Talk about his beef with gates, and it all coming down to gates shorting tesla.. talk about the couple of kids he had with women that worked for him. surrogates but still, weird. His union busting, his stock fuckery, the trouble he had meeting quotes for the tesla X, the model 3.. talk about how shitty the X was.

Tons of meat there, and that's off the top of my head. Do better man, good topic here, but it felt like you just decided to vomit up a shit thread because he pissed you off on twitter or something.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Damn I seem to have struck a nerve. The thread is under renovation. It's a bit spergy and I will edit it.

Will add more stuff and make it less MATI. I hear you all!

EDIT : PAYPAL SAGA IS 1# PRIORITY. + GRIMES + FATHER'S BACKGROUND + BORING COMPANY

You didn't hit a nerve. That would imply people care about you. What you did was make spectacularly shit OP. The fact your second priority isn't the Tesla goes private at $420 tweet that had the SEC considering forcing Elon out as CEO proves you need to do about a week of research. Or just fuck off.