Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Something Awful]

So Keffals (or someone impersonating him), has made a Facebook page and sending out targeted ads to join their community.
The targeting is most likely gaming topics as I get ads for Dextero and the like.
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The "official" profile is this one, which looks fake but Keffals doesn't have a Facebook page that I can find, nor links to one on his website.

Keffals

Keffals. 10 次赞. Official Facebook page for Keffals, least problematic person on the internet

www.facebook.com

Update on this, it's Keffals himself, not an impersonator. From his chat:

[2022-11-15 20:49:39 UTC] keffals: I'm gonna start running ads on Facebook & Instagram
[2022-11-15 20:51:38 UTC] keffals: thinking of phrasing it like "Bored? Lonely? A community that is active 24/7 is a click away."
[2022-11-15 20:51:39 UTC] keffals: Idk
[2022-11-15 20:51:41 UTC] keffals: might need rephrasing
[2022-11-15 20:51:53 UTC] keffals: but I feel like offliner chat has potential to be a lot bigger
[2022-11-15 20:52:25 UTC] BadWolf: good start, maybe it could be marketed more towards queer teens in particular? "youre not alone" kind of thing
[2022-11-15 20:53:02 UTC] keffals: Ooh smart
[2022-11-15 20:53:10 UTC] keffals: Right now I'm making a meta advertising account so I can do advanced targeting
[2022-11-15 20:53:21 UTC] keffals: It can specifically target LGBT people based on their user data

Spoiler: More tard shit

[2022-11-15 20:53:38 UTC] keffals: I was SUCH AN ASSHOLE in 2017
[2022-11-15 20:53:46 UTC] keffals: I forgot I did this
[2022-11-15 20:53:58 UTC] keffals: Literally bought an ad to troll venezuean ex-pats
[2022-11-15 20:54:02 UTC] keffals: they were so mad
[2022-11-15 20:54:31 UTC] keffals: I put up the statement from the venezuelan government about how the U.S. should leave Venezuela alone
[2022-11-15 20:54:35 UTC] keffals: I put the ad up in spanish
[2022-11-15 20:54:46 UTC] keffals: and targeted the ads specifically at venezuelans that live in the U.S. and Canada
[2022-11-15 20:56:56 UTC] keffals: No it just had like 7 dozen angry venezuelans in the replies
[2022-11-15 20:57:02 UTC] keffals: calling me a government spy

Basically, Keffals hates Twitch and Twitter (in spite of being addicted to it), and nobody gives a fuck about him on Instagram and TikTok, so he wants to directly funnel teens to his site keffals.gg and Discord, where he has total control, so the cult can grow. He's literally trying to target lonely teens that are susceptible to trooning out. Not a groomer though, just a benevolent elder-troon showing kids the light.

 

[Grand Omega]

Amphetamine neurotoxicity and incessant coomed-brain shitposting is one of the worst recipes for word salad I've seen yet.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It’s fascinating how mullatos identify themselves as black and lean entirely towards the idea of being ‘of color’, as though it’s socially advantageous. The pull of a comfy position on the victim hood pyramid is so great you’d throw your own Father under the bus and spit on his grave.

If there was some dramatic socio political shift tomorrow I could see her playing up her whiteness and European ancestry. These people are entirely mercenary and answerable to whatever will lend them the most social credit.

Amazing you can type, having been born only yesterday.

 

[Brutality]

"[2022-11-14 07:19:16 UTC] keffals: catboy_collector this was worse than my own SA and my dad dying and literally any other traumatic thing that happened in my life. Because it didn't stop for months so the moment I could put my guard down my brain freaked the fuck out."

Y'know for his dad having enabled him to mutilate himself Lucas certainly has no problem shitting all over his memory. First he changes his last name then he says "My Dad Died? I sleep. People Talking shit online? REAL SHIT."

 

[Pixy]

Humanity was a mistake.

Trust KF to be able to conduct deep analyses of some troon's setup or background to disprove their lies, but simultaneously fall for an obvious parody and accept it at face-value.

 

[The Line]

That moment when a failSWAT (streamer's rite of passage at this point) and having your electronics taken for a few days is literally worse than your father's death.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

What the fuck does this have to do with Lucas? I get it Keffals is starving us with lack of lolworthy content lately, but we shouldn't derail this thread further.

As I've seen, a good thread contains a balance these three ingredients: content, commentary, and chaos.

 

[coomer mcgee]

https://keffals.net/

archived 12 Nov 2022 15:18:04 UTC

archive.ph

Not very noteworthy, but I found this website randomly. It's a parked website, keffals.net. It's very strange, I can't really describe it other than just edgy randomness. Not much relation to keffals himself, but weird enough I thought I should share anyways.

ETA: from earlier webarchives, it does seem that keffals.net did indeed used to be his merch store. Probably abandoned when keffals.gg was being setup and then was snagged by a rando.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

[2022-11-14 07:12:11 UTC] keffals: more people need to understand: swatting is attempted murder. someone tried to kill me and attempted another five times.

Where’s he getting this five times from? I’d just like clarification on this.

[2022-11-15 20:53:38 UTC] keffals: I was SUCH AN ASSHOLE in 2017
[2022-11-15 20:53:46 UTC] keffals: I forgot I did this
[2022-11-15 20:53:58 UTC] keffals: Literally bought an ad to troll venezuean ex-pats
[2022-11-15 20:54:02 UTC] keffals: they were so mad
[2022-11-15 20:54:31 UTC] keffals: I put up the statement from the venezuelan government about how the U.S. should leave Venezuela alone
[2022-11-15 20:54:35 UTC] keffals: I put the ad up in spanish
[2022-11-15 20:54:46 UTC] keffals: and targeted the ads specifically at venezuelans that live in the U.S. and Canada
[2022-11-15 20:56:56 UTC] keffals: No it just had like 7 dozen angry venezuelans in the replies
[2022-11-15 20:57:02 UTC] keffals: calling me a government spy

I literally look for where people live for fun and this seems unhinged to me. Who spends money just to fuck with people? Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Lucas say he was in poverty for a while? With money habits like this, no fucking wonder.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

[2022-11-14 07:12:11 UTC] keffals: more people need to understand: swatting is attempted murder. someone tried to kill me and attempted another five times.

Where’s he getting this five times from? I’d just like clarification on this.


I literally look for where people live for fun and this seems unhinged to me. Who spends money just to fuck with people? Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Lucas say he was in poverty for a while? With money habits like this, no fucking wonder.

The wording “attempted” makes me think someone tried to swat him again and the police gave him a call instead of actually showing up to his house since, presumably, he’s already explained his situation of being locked in an eternal holy war with internet trolls to them.

 

[Punished Neco]

[2022-11-14 07:12:11 UTC] keffals: more people need to understand: swatting is attempted murder. someone tried to kill me and attempted another five times.

Where’s he getting this five times from? I’d just like clarification on this.


I literally look for where people live for fun and this seems unhinged to me. Who spends money just to fuck with people? Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Lucas say he was in poverty for a while? With money habits like this, no fucking wonder.

The stream about the Maid program was a bit enlightening.
EFNO on their stream announced they were going back on Tuesday. Keffals in their stream said they were going to Ireland on holiday on the 22nd for 2 weeks so won't be making any content at all. Tuesday is the 22nd. So we had: About 4 weeks together in Ireland, 1 week together for Twitchcon and now another 3 weeks combined together between Canada and Ireland.

Keffals said they used to live below the poverty line but now thanks to streaming is above that line, meanwhile their apartment costs ~$30K a year in rent.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s killing me with the stache and lopsided frankenmoobs.

He'd look just like Hitler if he grew a toothbrush mustache.

 

[Something Awful]

https://keffals.net/

archived 12 Nov 2022 15:18:04 UTC

archive.ph

Not very noteworthy, but I found this website randomly. It's a parked website, keffals.net. It's very strange, I can't really describe it other than just edgy randomness. Not much relation to keffals himself, but weird enough I thought I should share anyways.

ETA: from earlier webarchives, it does seem that keffals.net did indeed used to be his merch store. Probably abandoned when keffals.gg was being setup and then was snagged by a rando.

Interesting. I don't think it was snagged by anyone, whois information does not show any ownership change.



It was registered in May, and it seems the store was last active in July.



The store is actually still there, it's just empty: https://keffals.net/collections/all



And this is the front page:



So basically this retard's merch store got hacked, and he can't be bothered to fix it. Either that, or he was having a schizo episode, changed the front page himself, and forgot about it.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Interesting. I don't think it was snagged by anyone, whois information does not show any ownership change.

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It was registered in May, and it seems the store was last active in July.

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The store is actually still there, it's just empty: https://keffals.net/collections/all

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And this is the front page:

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So basically this retard's merch store got hacked, and he can't be bothered to fix it. Either that, or he was having a schizo episode, changed the front page himself, and forgot about it.

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Smh, they couldn't even spell Destiny's name right.

 

[_Samson_]

« my therapist already is confident I have it, but I asked if I could expedite doing the test because people are weird about me online and doubting it lol » hahaha can you imagine someone saying that in real life? what is he claiming to be PTSD’d about? the cops knocking on his door? you know you are crazy when you start looking at accruing psychiatric labels as a kind of life-achievement
one thing I remember reading in Jean Baudrillard - in the military, they always treat anyone who is pretending to be crazy as being really crazy because you would have to be crazy already in order to want to fake being so. unfortunately el distinguido lucas doesn’t get any kind of prize for being so ;(

 

[Nuns with guns]

https://keffals.net/

archived 12 Nov 2022 15:18:04 UTC

archive.ph

Not very noteworthy, but I found this website randomly. It's a parked website, keffals.net. It's very strange, I can't really describe it other than just edgy randomness. Not much relation to keffals himself, but weird enough I thought I should share anyways.

ETA: from earlier webarchives, it does seem that keffals.net did indeed used to be his merch store. Probably abandoned when keffals.gg was being setup and then was snagged by a rando.

What amphetamines do to a motherfucker.

 

[Jack Awful]

[2022-11-14 07:12:11 UTC] keffals: more people need to understand: swatting is attempted murder. someone tried to kill me and attempted another five times.

Where’s he getting this five times from? I’d just like clarification on this.


I literally look for where people live for fun and this seems unhinged to me. Who spends money just to fuck with people? Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Lucas say he was in poverty for a while? With money habits like this, no fucking wonder.

Keffals is pissed at the refugees that fled the failed socialist state because they're proof that communism doesn't work.

 

[A Sunset]

[2022-11-15 20:49:39 UTC] keffals: I'm gonna start running ads on Facebook & Instagram
[2022-11-15 20:51:38 UTC] keffals: thinking of phrasing it like "Bored? Lonely? A community that is active 24/7 is a click away."
[2022-11-15 20:51:39 UTC] keffals: Idk
[2022-11-15 20:51:41 UTC] keffals: might need rephrasing
[2022-11-15 20:51:53 UTC] keffals: but I feel like offliner chat has potential to be a lot bigger
[2022-11-15 20:52:25 UTC] BadWolf: good start, maybe it could be marketed more towards queer teens in particular? "youre not alone" kind of thing
[2022-11-15 20:53:02 UTC] keffals: Ooh smart

“How could you think Lucas is a groomer? These Chuds and Nazis at KiwiFarms throw around these baseless accusations about him targeting teens, grooming lonely and isolated kids to come into his Discord communities away from prying eyes. This is ridiculous.”

LOL. “OOH SMART QUEER TEENS”. You can practically hear his non-existant dick jump to attention at the thought of gathering and grooming underage boys. What a fucking degen.

Also love this guy Dropping “faggot” and ”autistic” and “sneed”. Tell me you read Kiwi Farms without telling me you read Kiwi Farms. Faggot, you tried to get rid of practically the only place you can say edgy and offensive shit on the Internet anymore. LOL, what a fucking retard. Cry more about SJW, you’re their obese hero.

It would be great if Lucas continues to go insane due to Twitter addiction. Looking forward to the grand finale of that arc, should go out with a bang.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

" in the military, they always treat anyone who is pretending to be crazy as being really crazy because you would have to be crazy already in order to want to fake being so. "

Unless you're Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger*. Who, as it happens, dressed as a woman as part of his fake crazy.

* M*A*S*H reference

Spoiler: Section 8

 

[AnOminous]

one thing I remember reading in Jean Baudrillard - in the military, they always treat anyone who is pretending to be crazy as being really crazy because you would have to be crazy already in order to want to fake being so. unfortunately el distinguido lucas doesn’t get any kind of prize for being so ;(

Catch-22 took the opposite view, where you could get out if you were crazy, but if you did want to get out, obviously you weren't.