Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Take the universal cure.
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I honestly can't imagine Lucas In a world without Twitter, he's so completely subservient to updoots and trying (and failing) to ratio people. If anything his mental illnesses would probably get much worse without one of his coom outlets available to him.
 
I honestly can't imagine Lucas In a world without Twitter, he's so completely subservient to updoots and trying (and failing) to ratio people. If anything his mental illnesses would probably get much worse without one of his coom outlets available to him.
He'd also be pretty much isolated from human contact, except for maybe his mother. Some people thrive on isolation, but the majority manifest some nasty mental illnesses if they're left on their own for too long. Keffals is desperate for human interaction, but he has absolutely no clue to go about it irl.
 
Follow up on this dumb woke ungrateful bitch.
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It’s fascinating how mullatos identify themselves as black and lean entirely towards the idea of being ‘of color’, as though it’s socially advantageous. The pull of a comfy position on the victim hood pyramid is so great you’d throw your own Father under the bus and spit on his grave.

If there was some dramatic socio political shift tomorrow I could see her playing up her whiteness and European ancestry. These people are entirely mercenary and answerable to whatever will lend them the most social credit.
 
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Just say faggot. Everyone knows you want to. Oh yeah, he deleted this.
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Post that selfie, I like seeing the doxroom.
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I miss when he didn’t post as much.
Remember that Lucas has never had a real job in his life. As far as I know, he didn't even go to college. He grew up in a fairly off family and wanted the easy way. He's been dreaming about doing absolutely nothing yet making millions of dollars his whole fucking life. He recoils at the idea of physical labor, or even a 9 to 5 schedule. He's the most pathetic kind of human being, a total parasite, and his Marxist heroes would've rather put a bullet through his skull than babysit the tranny.

Even Marx, another parasite, at least wrote whole books. Lucas couldn't even bother to fucking fart and make a quick buck.

In many ways, Lucas is more pathetic then Chris. At least Chris worked on Wendy's and got his degree. Lucas doesn't have any of that.

Hope the faggot enjoyed his grift, because he's only getting lucky once.

Also, what's up with liberals saying twitter is literally going to die tonight? I've seen people talk about it all day. Twitter doomposting is really fucking cringe.
 
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Like, Kiwi Farms™ Dead?

Talk about ungrateful cunt. She got the lottery ticket of life (figuratively and literally) and this is her thanks. I hope appeasing to the brokewoke was worth it.
She'll probably spend the rest of her days being beaten by one nigger boyfriend after another and then dumped with their bastards.

Man out here speedrunning the Icarus of Lolcows status.
@0 2 petition to add "Icarus of Lolcows" to Lucas's OP to replace "Tranny Vordrak" which is his title no longer.
 
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Remember that Lucas has never had a real job in his life. As far as I know, he didn't even go to college. He grew up in a fairly off family and wanted the easy way. He's been dreaming about doing absolutely nothing yet making millions of dollars his whole fucking life. He recoils at the idea of physical labor, or even a 9 to 5 schedule. He's the most pathetic kind of human being, a total parasite, and his Marxist heroes would've rather put a bullet through his skull than babysit the tranny.

Even Marx, another parasite, at least wrote whole books. Lucas couldn't even bother to fucking fart and make a quick buck.

In many ways, Lucas is more pathetic then Chris. At least Chris worked on Wendy's and got his degree. Lucas doesn't have any of that.

Hope the faggot enjoyed his grift, because he's only getting lucky once.

Also, what's up with liberals saying twitter is literally going to die tonight? I've seen people talk about it all day. Twitter doomposting is really fucking cringe.
It's really hard for me to put together than Chris is actually more productive of a person than Lucas. How do you even get lower than Chris? Even we look down on em for what he did.
 
Time for your Saturday edition of Retarded Shit from Keffals Chat.

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[2022-11-14 05:53:33 UTC] keffals: i love to sneed

[2022-11-14 07:54:15 UTC] keffals: https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1592063083757064192
[2022-11-14 07:54:57 UTC] keffals: i've been avoiding discourse

[2022-11-14 08:02:00 UTC] keffals: KEFFAL BAD 600 LIKES I WANT TO SUCK DICK 9 LIKES
[2022-11-14 08:02:13 UTC] keffals: I GET IT, YOUR ADDICTED TO DOPAMINE FROM UPDOOTS SO YOU NEED TO SHIT ON ME FOR THEM
[2022-11-14 08:02:17 UTC] keffals: CAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU OTHERWISE

[2022-11-14 08:15:17 UTC] keffals: oh god
[2022-11-14 08:15:29 UTC] keffals: that crazy woman is attempting to get into a twitter slapfight with me LMAO
[2022-11-14 08:15:47 UTC] keffals: I called her a freak

[2022-11-14 08:16:47 UTC] keffals: I shouldn't have interacted
[2022-11-14 08:16:54 UTC] keffals: it's just so funny

[2022-11-14 09:19:44 UTC] keffals: I responded way too much
[2022-11-14 09:19:46 UTC] keffals: had to delete tweets
[2022-11-14 09:19:50 UTC] keffals: ppl on twitter are awful
[2022-11-14 09:19:55 UTC] keffals: like im so fucked up by shit LEAVE ME ALONE

[2022-11-14 09:21:28 UTC] keffals: i just get mad at people discoursing about me
[2022-11-14 09:21:30 UTC] keffals: like fuck off

(The above is an illustration of the endless Keffals Cycle. Post dumb, intentionally controversial shit > "Weee, this is fun!" > Get into some retarded slapfight > "Why are people mean to me?! I'm just a silly little guy, leave me alone!" > Regret. Time to delete tweets > Start again)

[2022-11-14 07:24:15 UTC] keffals: I do not have a cat I became a cat

[2022-11-14 09:24:18 UTC] keffals: people love me dressing as a catgirl (actually they only like my big naturals)
[2022-11-14 09:24:19 UTC] keffals: but that's okay
[2022-11-14 09:24:21 UTC] keffals: I like them too
[2022-11-14 09:24:37 UTC] keffals: I like when I hug women and our boobs squish together

[2022-11-14 09:43:00 UTC] keffals: i'm a bimbo catgirl
[2022-11-14 09:43:05 UTC] keffals: except im not AGP
[2022-11-14 09:43:07 UTC] keffals: so i can't code

[2022-11-16 21:30:49 UTC] keffals: I hate twitch chat
[2022-11-16 21:31:20 UTC] keffals: twitch chat is full of coomers who like my boobs, people who literally only come to harass me, and literal children

[2022-11-14 07:05:52 UTC] b33rbashjawnson: I love how Ellen decided to IRL stream the drive from Belfast to Dublin
[2022-11-14 07:05:58 UTC] keffals: STREAMER BRAINED AF
[2022-11-14 07:06:00 UTC] keffals: I love her
[2022-11-14 07:06:06 UTC] keffals: she's coming to stay with me for a week
[2022-11-14 07:08:13 UTC] keffals: I'm probably going back to Ireland with her for like 2 weeks after

[2022-11-14 07:10:06 UTC] keffals: so I have PTSD now and one of my triggers is literally doing political commentary on twitch. the other day I did it and I could not get my heart to stop racing literally for hours. my chest felt tight and the walls felt like they were closing in and I couldn't breathe.
[2022-11-14 07:10:06 UTC] keffals: So I've been trying to figure out how to move forward and part of that plan is making my more serious content as video essays on youtube and making the streams more about just having fun. that's part of why i've been silly and wearing cat ears on stream.
[2022-11-14 07:11:17 UTC] keffals: I'm seeing a psychologist now once a week trying to learn to cope with everything that happened to me. It's hard because I have been active and engaged in politics for most of my life.
[2022-11-14 07:12:11 UTC] keffals: more people need to understand: swatting is attempted murder. someone tried to kill me and attempted another five times.
[2022-11-14 07:14:55 UTC] keffals: When I announced I have PTSD I was mocked for it and told I didn't have it by strangers on the internet who think they know more than a literal fucking doctor and the people in my life who told me to look into it. I never used those words until a dozen people said they think I have it.
[2022-11-14 07:16:24 UTC] keffals: yeah I went numb throughout most of August-September to cope with it. It was horrifying. I remember the people around me having panic attacks and crying and me thinking they were being melodramatic. No I was just traumatized and not responding to what was going on.
[2022-11-14 07:17:25 UTC] keffals: I lash out at others and try to push them away but I always realize it afterwards and apologize
[2022-11-14 07:19:16 UTC] keffals: catboy_collector this was worse than my own SA and my dad dying and literally any other traumatic thing that happened in my life. Because it didn't stop for months so the moment I could put my guard down my brain freaked the fuck out.
[2022-11-14 07:20:14 UTC] keffals: like imagine ending stream then opening your phone and seeing a text in all caps "DO NOT GO OUTSIDE AFTER YOUR STREAM ENDS. CALL THE POLICE"
[2022-11-14 07:20:17 UTC] keffals: no context
[2022-11-14 07:20:33 UTC] keffals: and then the police knock on your door because someone attempted to swat you lol
[2022-11-14 07:21:39 UTC] keffals: call me shadow the hedgehog cause i need some chaos control

[2022-11-14 07:22:33 UTC] keffals: the people who did all this to me wanted me to leave the internet.
[2022-11-14 07:22:42 UTC] keffals: if I leave not only do I destroy my career but I let them win

[2022-11-14 12:04:26 UTC] keffals: I need to work on video scripts
[2022-11-14 12:04:29 UTC] keffals: but my motivation is shot
[2022-11-14 12:05:00 UTC] keffals: cause this year I it my streaming goal for a total of 2 months and fell the fuck off the last 2 months
[2022-11-14 12:05:34 UTC] keffals: I wanted to be a 1,000+ viewer streamer. then after all this shit happened and my mental health tanked I went down to a 400-600 average streamer

[2022-11-14 12:18:03 UTC] keffals: the grind is exhausting, creator burnout is hard
[2022-11-14 12:18:41 UTC] keffals: I raised $250,000 for trans charities this year and someone tried to murder me and I got PTSD and I still have trans people saying I did not do enough and shouldn't be part of the community

[2022-11-16 21:04:08 UTC] keffals: can i tell ppl some update on therapy peepoShy
[2022-11-16 21:05:17 UTC] keffals: no, next session I'm going through testing so I can get my PTSD diagnosis. my therapist already is confident I have it, but I asked if I could expedite doing the test because people are weird about me online and doubting it lol
[2022-11-16 21:05:29 UTC] keffals: I would like it in writing
[2022-11-16 21:06:38 UTC] keffals: I'm still figuring out what all the things that trigger me are, but I found out one of them is streaming. specifically ending a stream or getting close to ending a stream. it gives me panic attacks. so I'm taking my time now and figuring things out before returning.

[2022-11-14 03:29:02 UTC] keffals: hunterkneedler is a faggot
[2022-11-14 03:29:24 UTC] keffals: WHAT I AM A FAGGOT I CAN SAY THAT WORD
[2022-11-14 03:29:27 UTC] keffals: THATS MY WORD

[2022-11-14 12:14:26 UTC] keffals: conure if i ever meet you i will ask "is there a mrs. faggot"

[2022-11-14 04:38:55 UTC] keffals: catboy you are in fact the faggot
[2022-11-14 04:38:57 UTC] keffals: im normal

[2022-11-16 01:19:28 UTC] keffals: ellen arif and i just got back from getting poutine
[2022-11-16 01:19:33 UTC] keffals: ArifMHasan you are a faggot

[2022-11-15 20:42:13 UTC] keffals: I put Steven Universe (television show) bc only faggots like SU

[2022-11-16 20:09:17 UTC] keffals: ThAndrea shut up faggot
[2022-11-16 20:10:27 UTC] keffals: fukc u
[2022-11-16 20:12:32 UTC] keffals: spanish people are homosexual by nature
[2022-11-16 20:12:38 UTC] keffals: all homophobia on their part is projection
[2022-11-16 20:12:43 UTC] keffals: spanish is a fruity ass language

[2022-11-14 07:32:09 UTC] keffals: i love being gay in faggot chat

[2022-11-14 11:50:10 UTC] conure: chat is simply a reflection of the streamer
[2022-11-14 11:50:20 UTC] keffals: who says this
[2022-11-14 11:50:31 UTC] keffals: cause if it's true my entire chat is full of autistic gay morons
 
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What is this? I don't get it.
I'll tell you what it isn't.

It definitely isn't Keffals trying to hide the fact they live in a luxury 2 bedroom apartment with walk in wardrobe and en-suite bathroom, that's for sure.
Keffals hasn't evolved into a champagne socialist and anyone trying to hint at that is committing libel of the highest level.
 
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In conclusion, debate me Lucas.
Imagine being this fucking loser and all you do is stay inside eat stream and game all day and mooch of disability benefits.

He's absolutely worthless.
 
[2022-11-14 12:04:26 UTC] keffals: I need to work on video scripts
[2022-11-14 12:04:29 UTC] keffals: but my motivation is shot

Translation: "I squeezed the fuck out of the one lemon i had and now for some mysterious reason i can't think of anything to talk about".

It's crazy how KiwiFarms gives these people more purpose in their life than they ever gave themselves.
 
Holy shit, is that Greasy Moose? Talk about nostalgia.
I always knew him as sexual lobster. Randy's the first thing I think of when I see Luke go one day without shaving. It's really unfortunate tranny genetics that the hair follicles in his mustache are working overtime to pick up his scalp's slack.
 
[2022-11-14 12:04:26 UTC] keffals: I need to work on video scripts
[2022-11-14 12:04:29 UTC] keffals: but my motivation is shot

Translation: "I squeezed the fuck out of the one lemon i had and now for some mysterious reason i can't think of anything to talk about".

It's crazy how KiwiFarms gives these people more purpose in their life than they ever gave themselves.
Lucas will always be a talentless hack tranny who only ratios and acts superior to his fans to give him asspats. He can't do shit for life, he's always lonely and butt-ugly.
He can't even gave himself his life purpose, as he's too retarded to learn about it.
 
So exactly how many bird accounts does Lucas run? 5 or 6 at this time?

Twitter rightfully going under will cause him a depression spiral and it'll be funny if it ends with a bang.

Admittance to a psych ward because he got spring rolls in his takeaway when he ordered dim sims?
Nah, he'll claim we swatted him.
I mean yeah, either way he should be in a psychward, away from children.
 
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It's really hard for me to put together than Chris is actually more productive of a person than Lucas. How do you even get lower than Chris? Even we look down on em for what he did.
Chris is a better human being than Lucas 100%
He's more talented,
More creative,
He has his own goofy charisma that Lucas completely lacks,
He's not a hunchback,
He's not balding,
He doesn't groom kids to take black market hormones that aren't fit for human consumption,
He makes far more entertaining videos, He has better dress sense even if his style is schizo Cindy Lauperish,
He passes better as a woman not that that means anything because they both look like men,
He probably sings better,
And he loves his mother more.
 
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