The scripture you're thinking of is don't let one hand know what the other is doing, which has to do with giving charity, not supposed to let as many people know as possible, because God already knows your kindness.
Simply put, no one gives the slightest iota of a fuck. Phil only cares that the number goes up, his audience only care about the attention and he's small enough to fly under anyone's radar. Besides, at least one of his dents was making fake accounts prior to the implementation of gifting memberships.
Other people also don't keep reminding everyone that the goal exists every few minutes, guilt people into reaching it and also don't demand hundreds a day on top of that.
Genuine mental illness(and retardation)on full display.
It really is. Especially since the whole inhaler premise is so incredibly retarded from the outset. Even if an inhaler had a bunch of oxygen, it would be zero help in a vacuum, as you wouldn't be able to retain any of it in your lungs. I bet Dave has no idea why divers wear pressurized tanks and expensive gear (...to be able to breath with the pressure differential).
As much as it makes me shudder to think he might share ancestry with me, hair that can set off a grease fire is a pretty wop trait, so, yeah, he damn sure didn't wash his hair. And unless Twirls and Curls did it for him (which leads to a horrifying thought that that might be the only time he gets his hair washed), I'd say 'yesterday' is a pretty generous guess.
To be fair to Philium, I don't know anyone who doesn't hate those red kettles. It's like the bells are custom made to hit a pitch to instantly give you a headache.
If DSP gets his hair washed by his hair stylist lady that hates him, then that might be one of the sickest, most disgusting and wrong things he has ever done. No wonder his haircut is always fucked. I always make sure my hair is washed BEFORE I go get it cut. I don't care if it's a greed or rich thing to get your hair washed, you just do it yourself with water and shampoo like a man.
Nitrogen screams ""AM I NOTHING TO YOU" and sobs.
Funny thing: I went to the barber a few weeks back and of course i took a shower before. But he still washed my hair and I thought it was still due to Cobid procedures. So I asked him and he said "no we do this now because some people have the worst hair and so we decided it's easier for us to wash them here. Also during my trainiung and early career we always did wet hair cuts" the more you know. Sorry for the sperging though tbh I wouldn't want to touch DSP's hair with a ten foot pole
Mind you, nothing is really stopping him from doing a quick google search and see how an inhaler works. He's a lazyass who refuses to do any sort of research unless there's some tangible benefit to him. Instead he doubles down on stupidity just because his fragile ego wont accept that hes wrong after saying shit with such assurance.
