DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
What’s really insane is that Phil genuinely believes that the people who grab the gifted subs will automatically turn into fans of his content
I don't think he does. He might say something to that effect, but he knows that none of them continue their membership and most of them are bots. He just sees this as another avenue to squeeze his whales for money and at the same time increase the metrics of his channel.
 
I don't think he does. He might say something to that effect, but he knows that none of them continue their membership and most of them are bots. He just sees this as another avenue to squeeze his whales for money and at the same time increase the metrics of his channel.
If someone gifted me a membership to his channel I'd immediately assume they hated me
 
You know what's crazy about that whole. "I was raised roman, catholic, charity is something you do in private" shit. "You don't flaunt it. You don't make a big to do about it"

Never been to a church where they didnt stop mass. Just so they could send a wicker basket thru the crowd to get stuffed with untaxed cash by poor fools who are only doing it cause the guy next to em is. They take like 10 minutes out of mass just to shake down the audience for cash. publicly too. Genuinely hard pressed to find anything else that puts on such a production around charitable donations. It's a staple in every catholic/christian mass, making a big public hooplah about charity.

And it's by design. Because it works. They don't just leave the bowl in the back or install a permanent secure collection box. They gotta shake you down at the door where everyone can see you. Or do it in a pew where your surrounded (specially smaller communities) by judgmental people who know your entire buisness the least are real mouthy bout local drama. So now your being passed a basket by a some guy who just dropped a 20, money's tight but that same guy next to you is just staring. Waiting for your move. You let go of the 1 you're clutching in your pocket. What if the ladies at the school find out i only had a 1 to give. The 20 dollars you can't spare, it goes in the basket. All under the guise of emotinal manipulation and public shaming thru donations. Donations the church will use to do whatever the fuck they want with, tax free. Likely used in the pursuit of child sex crimes the least protecting those who commit them.

The catholic church is fucking egregiously awful when it comes to charity.

Daves an asshat.


As always.
I'm not as well-versed on the Bible as I should be, but iirc, there is scripture on vain humility and that one should not brag about being charitable, because you will only reap mild rewards from your fellow man, instead of the Almighty. I think that is where phil is getting his stance on charity. I'm betting his parents told him about it.

What pigroach doesn't understand is that a charity stream isn't for his benefit, it's for the viewers. The viewers will be donating anonymously. Pigroach is just the middle man. Nevertheless, selflessly dedicating stream time still counts for something, but phil would rather worship scopely.
 
And how do you even begin to rationalize having over 1000 memberships when your streams get maybe 200 viewers on average. It won't even be possible to hit the goal because there won't be anyone there to accept the gifted membership. So this person would need to create hundreds of sock accounts and then drop the bomb.
Pretty simple. Clark just needs to buy Youtube bots again.

It wasn't a coincidence that he got 600 gifted memberships from Clark in the exact same day he got 'mysteriously' raided by thousands of bot accounts.
 
Pretty easy to see through this membership goal bullshit like what @myone mentioned. Just got to squeeze em dry while having the stress of detractors laughing at him behind-the-scenes if it doesn't get met.

In fact, I hope we don't see the goal being met because nothing bad will happen and it would be better off since these "events" are 100% more worse than a normal stream. Fuck, the event is more than a month from now and he still is trying to get his fans exciTed about watching "ad's".

I haven't been following too closely lately but has he tried to do an Us Vs. Them tactic to entice the whale yet?
 
Big brain prediction time ( mark my fucking words ): Phil will either keep the members goal high or lower it but either way, the set amount will be already covered behind da scenez by a whale. Fuck you Phil for trying to bait the mentally handicapped when you already know there's a reliable dent who will cover it. I hope Youtube catches wind of your bullshit and finally puts your sham of a channel out of its misery.
 
Bro just shave it off, seriously
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I haven't been following too closely lately but has he tried to do an Us Vs. Them tactic to entice the whale yet?
Phil has always had that underlying scheme with his dents. That’s why he uses words like “us” or “we” when explaining things (poorly) in order to give a thin veneer of community and interaction. Really, it’s not too dissimilar to cult talk.


How in the living fuck is it possible to have that fucked up of a hairline? And I swear that he hasn't washed his hair since yesterday.

And of course he's blaming DAH TROLLS for him not getting to his Christmas goal.
 
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Ah yes the panic beg for members. Now that he has reach a new threshold, he wants to keep it. Problem with it is that it is essentially funded by one dood and said dood would have to keep up this threshold going forward or risk not owning us and making us not punch the air.

If the goal is not met, I'm curious to see how he will cope and justify why he didn't reach it

"Guys we didn't reach the goal and that's OKAY, people were busy with the holidays and couldn't support i UNDERSTAND" *Disappointed snort*
 
Loved this rant. His chat are retarded idiots for not understanding that the membership goal is to grow the channel.

Also his chat are retarded idiots for not understanding that if he loses a bunch of members, he will lower the goal way below the members he had at the beginning of the month. These two arguments completely contradict each other and his chat are retarded idiots for not understanding any of this.
 
Ah yes the panic beg for members. Now that he has reach a new threshold, he wants to keep it. Problem with it is that it is essentially funded by one dood and said dood would have to keep up this threshold going forward or risk not owning us and making us not punch the air.

If the goal is not met, I'm curious to see how he will cope and justify why he didn't reach it

"Guys we didn't reach the goal and that's OKAY, people were busy with the holidays and couldn't support i UNDERSTAND" *Disappointed snort*

Not to mention that he decides to make fun of the people who have told him to lower the goal. Way to treat your fans like shit, DSP. Remember that the next time you get dunked on by Charlie, Keemstar, Rich, or anyone else who you claim to be above.
 
I loved the part of the subscription cope segment just now, where he said: "Every other content creator is allowed to set goals like these, but oh no, not me! Just because I'm DarksydePhil people make fun of it!"

Well, mister DarksydePhil, you seem to forget that what you do, is:
  1. set a monetary goal for an event
  2. reach said goal
  3. hold the event
  4. use said event, which was already fully paid for, to ask for more money
That's not how funding goals work, you dipshit. And of course people are going to make fun of you when you keep doing scummy shit like his, you friendless, self-brainwashed, mentally ill hermit.
 
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