Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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Aw man, I actually like their shampoo. This sucks.
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One. Hundred. Thousand. Dollars. A. Month.

One can only hope they go on that date and he turns out to be a serial killer that specifically targets troons.

 

[GenociderSyo]

how the fuck did gabe do his makeup? does he hold the brush in his mouth?

Ask and ye shall receive:

 

[umami's milk]

One can only hope they go on that date and he turns out to be a serial killer that specifically targets troons.

(Un)fortunately, those kinds of people don't exist as much as the troon brigade would like you to believe. Now while not much of value would be lost if Dylan were wiped off the face of the earth, he is far from the most heinous of the bunch. It's never the Keffals, Gibes, or Erin Reeds of the world that get clapped in minecraft terraria roblox, even though they are the most deserving.

Ask and ye shall receive:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Ask and ye shall receive:
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Stab him in the eye!!

 

[Caesare]

Dylan looks like he's got an eating disorder.

Eating disorder or AIDS.

 

[Dread First]

I can't pretend like I understand what girlhood or womanhood (or whatever the fuck femininity is called nowadays) is because I have a Y chromosome and a penis. With that said... please tell me that I'm not the only man who's unnerved by how superficial trannies perceive the gender they're LARPing as.

Trans women disgust me on a deep and visceral level for tons of reasons, but it all boils down to one thing: a disgusting imperative to reduce femininity down to the most basal of stereotypes.

Dylan's entire aesthetic would be tolerable, hell, even legitimately funny to witness in the context of a drag routine. However, this would imply that it's a character that Dylan plays and not how a manifestation of how he views himself and the world around him.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Dylan's finally passing... for Fran Drescher Never mind, that's not fair to Fran.

I remember Dylan saying they should remake The Nanny with a trans Fran Fine and, well - Fran has babies on the show. Her pregnancy was a major plot point. Has Dylan ever watched The Nanny or is he just aware of it through cultural osmosis? I haven't watched it since I was a little girl, but even I know Fran couldn't be trans.

Ask and ye shall receive:
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Gabe chose "He Could Be The One" for a video with Dylan. He Could Be The One. You can't make this shit up.

 

[Dread First]

I remember Dylan saying they should remake The Nanny with a trans Fran Fine and, well - Fran has babies on the show. Her pregnancy was a major plot point. Has Dylan ever watched The Nanny or is he just aware of it through cultural osmosis? I haven't watched it since I was a little girl, but even I know Fran couldn't be trans.

Beyond that, Fran Drescher IRL suffered from actual ovarian cancer... or some type of disorder that rendered her infertile. Fran Drescher, even now, is a graceful, refined, and beautiful woman. Dylan is a man in drag with venereal diseases. They're not even remotely comparable.

Remaking The Nanny but with a trans woman as the eponymous nanny would be an insult of the highest magnitude to Fran Drescher herself.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Beyond that, Fran Drescher IRL suffered from actual ovarian cancer... or some type of disorder that rendered her infertile. Fran Drescher, even now, is a graceful, refined, and beautiful woman. Dylan is a man in drag with venereal diseases. They're not even remotely comparable.

Remaking The Nanny but with a trans woman as the eponymous nanny would be an insult of the highest magnitude to Fran Drescher herself.

Honestly, I just can't imagine The Nanny with anyone but Fran Drescher. She's one of those characters that just can't be done justice by any other actor.

 

[umami's milk]

Gabe chose "He Could Be The One" for a video with Dylan. He Could Be The One. You can't make this shit up.

Well Dylan is gay, and I assume Gabe is well. The song is about them going manhunting. It even says that they're planning on finding a 'cute guy' after the panel.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Yeesh….these crows feet look like they were made by 2 hard-pulling and possibly ‘roided-out draft horses, an oversized plow and a very determined farmer…

Day 1 of looking like absolute shit

 

[JambledUpWords]

Gabe doing Dylan’s makeup on Dylan’s channel:

Also, Dylan trying to do the 60s mod trend:

I really want to see him skinwalk one of those 50s era celebrities that were known for being curvaceous only because it would be funny to compare.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The breakdown of the cost of this outfit:

Spoiler: Total is $1,292

Spoiler: Mom’s gift is $546

Grand total: $1,838

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Eating disorder or AIDS.

Well, we know he engages in enough risky sex that he's the face of the gay AIDS test. But we didn't ever find out the results...

Yeesh….these crows feet look like they were made by 2 hard-pulling and possibly ‘roided-out draft horses, an oversized plow and a very determined farmer…

As someone older than Dylan, I've spent the last 5 minutes recording myself attempting to recreate these trenches, and just can't even get close. What could possibly cause him to have hit this point? Is it the terrifying smile he's always sporting? The copious amount of semen he's had in/on him? A side effect of those serial killer eyes? Or just something that happens to those who's soul has long since departed their now-vacant husks?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I mean I get there's a body standard for twinks to live up to and all, but do guys who do twinks really want someone so skinny they look like they will break in a harsh wind? I know as a real woman (liar! There are no women on the internet!) I don't find it attractive, same as I don't find bodybuilders attractive.

No. Seeings chest/abdominal bones and shit freaks me out so it's completely unattractive.
And now with the troon shit, he's dalit.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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The breakdown of the cost of this outfit:

Spoiler: Total is $1,292

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Spoiler: Mom’s gift is $546

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Grand total: $1,838

Yikes. I've never understood the concept of buying a purse for one specific outfit. Even if you only pack the essentials, it's a pain moving stuff from one purse to another.

Well, we know he engages in enough risky sex that he's the face of the gay AIDS test. But we didn't ever find out the results...

That ad absolutely threw me. A whole cast of drag queens, gays, and troons performing a Hairspray-esque number styled after a time period that would shun and ridicule all of them.

 

[Dread First]

Yikes. I've never understood the concept of buying a purse for one specific outfit. Even if you only pack the essentials, it's a pain moving stuff from one purse to another.

Yall wouldn't have as much of a need for handbags in the first place if women's fashion were more amenable to pockets.

I've never once understood why women's fashion designers have some implicit agenda against useful (i.e. deep, wide, and secure) pockets in pants, jackets, or whatever else.

 

[NoReturn]

Some comments:

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Yall wouldn't have as much of a need for handbags in the first place if women's fashion were more amenable to pockets.

I've never once understood why women's fashion designers have some implicit agenda against useful (i.e. deep, wide, and secure) pockets in pants, jackets, or whatever else.

I prefer small crossbody bags to bigger bags, but I still carry enough stuff that moving things between pairs of pants/jackets would be a pain.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Yall wouldn't have as much of a need for handbags in the first place if women's fashion were more amenable to pockets.

I've never once understood why women's fashion designers have some implicit agenda against useful (i.e. deep, wide, and secure) pockets in pants, jackets, or whatever else.

Spoiler: Clothing sperg on pockets

Part of it has to do with the way women’s clothes are structured and the designs that sell. Women generally like wearing form fitting pants, skirts, and dresses at times, and that means large pockets attached to it would ruin the look, and make things look too bulky where they shouldn’t be. Fit and flare skirts and dresses, as well as cargo pants, add way more opportunities to add large pockets without ruining the structure. If women were more willing to forgo form fitting clothes in place of utility, we’d likely see pockets that are ample size. I know some like to say it’s an unfair double standard, but adding large pockets usually means adding more items, which ultimately looks more bulky. So long as women keep buying clothes that would not work well with pockets, as reasons mentioned above, bags will always be more of a woman thing.