DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I was going to post this in the hair thread but it is SUCH a striking comparison I think it fits here better.
Barber v. Hairstylist
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Nitrogen screams ""AM I NOTHING TO YOU" and sobs.
Not sure how one becomes valedictorian without any understanding of the simplest science.
Mind you, nothing is really stopping him from doing a quick google search and see how an inhaler works. He's a lazyass who refuses to do any sort of research unless there's some tangible benefit to him. Instead he doubles down on stupidity just because his fragile ego wont accept that hes wrong after saying shit with such assurance.


Ladies and Gents, this is what living in your own bubble and using twitter as your only news source does to you.
And risk seeing he is actually wrong? Perish the thought.
 
Somebody should check up in Derish in like 45 minutes because his favorite sweaty speedo man is in a match to regain his title and I'm anticipating some legit tard rage if he loses.
EDIT: Jericho retains it's a good thing Derish has tissues nearby and this time they'll be used north of the equator.
 
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I have no idea why Phil keeps up the act like he doesn't know Emil H and TeamICO only show up to drop these bombs and tips. Like, that's their only purpose. They never show up to his streams otherwise, and absolutely EVERYONE knows this. So why does he act like what they do will lead to "organic growth" and center his goals around them? I doubt he's gained more than 20 genuine new members since the bombs.
He pretends because he doesn't want to admit that he's bankrolled by like 4 whales and that his "efforts" to grow have not succeeded. He's just desperate to remain in denial for as long as possible.
 

This FUCKING RETARD and his inhaler rant. Hey Phil, I know you read this, so let me spell it out for you: air is NOT just oxygen. As many have pointed out already, it has CO2 and nitrogen in it, along with trace elements of other gases. Your lungs don't take in pure oxygen. You don't breathe pure oxygen. If you did, YOU'D BE DEAD.

That's why hospitals mix oxygen with other gases, YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID.

I thought this fuckhead's ego was fragile before, but now this takes the cake.
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Lmao oxygen isn't even the majority of what makes up our air. The Valedictorian is dumber than a 5th grader. Truly one of the dumbest and most recalcitrant lolcows on this site.
 
Lol the 8ball scheme is lowkey one of his best concepts. Shame it dosent work.

Ask again later.
Outlook unclear.
Vague answer always.

9/10 it's a vague answer that involves asking later. But even the retarded children aren't dumb enough to fall for this one.

Appreciate the ingenuity. But the effort as alway,, abysmal.

Bugged membership mechanics.

Here's a free one for the detracts. Can we get a curb the enthusiasm style memege of the rant about not lowering the membership cause we can for sure rally before the drop I'm the next few days and the abrupt lowering of the goal like 4 hours later.

I'm sure he knew the were dropping today. As always it's one big con. The idea he genuinely thought he had a couple more days to grease wheels to the og tho, hilarious.

Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
 
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