Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

40:00 he starts the classic whine about menopausal cis women getting estrogen when troons cannot, or bald men getting propecia.
Excellent post. I'm too normie to use Tor on a laptop to browse KiwiFarms so I've held off commenting but just to reiterate something:

Ollie says "A cisgender man who is worried about going bald can get testosterone blockers from his GP. But we can't".

First off this is obviously not true. A balding man wouldn't be taking testosterone blockers. I mean, it'd work to slow his balding, but so would cutting his balls off.

But sure, he might take DHT blockers like finasteride. Except he wouldn't get those from his GP either. The NHS repeatedly stresses that finasteride for male pattern hair loss is NOT available on the NHS and you'd have to pay out of pocket. Minoxidil for female pattern baldness is not available on the NHS either.

If the balding is caused by another condition you might see treatments like steroid injections being suggested and some NHS trusts have links with charities that provide wigs to women going through chemo, but someone who's hair is thinning as a result of natural aging will have no provision for treatment on the NHS. The NHS page for hair loss in women literally lists coping tips on accepting it.

I might do a little spergy deep dive on this video later. It's getting some traction in my social network - people don't normally tear into Ollie's videos (they tend to just skip watching them or be tight lipped) but I've heard some praise for it (some faint praise, some actual "people need to watch this" commentary - I'd assume it's because Ollie is highlighting stuff people who aren't as rich as him have to go through).

I'm loath to watch a Tube featurelength but sod it, it'll give me something to talk about on Saturday (Trans day of remembrance - there's a couple of vigils in London I should probably show my face at)
 
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(This is Oliver’s bestie, ‘Alice.’)
Agreed. Ugly as sin too. Really fits the part of Olly's Bond villain henchman.

Is this pre-transition or is this comb-over just the best he could do with his limited assets? The whole hijab thing is starting to make more sense now.

(Trans day of remembrance - there's a couple of vigils in London I should probably show my face at)
Is this just a joke or are you like an undercover fifth-columnist embedded within the movement?
 
You know. Youtube shoved his video into my face and after watching it I thought, "This could be a kiwi thread. Ah but this video alone isn't lolcow worthy".

Lo and behold I find this thread, ancient. As for his video, I find it gross that Thorn thinks "trans kids" are a real thing. I find it confusing for a video that seems to be saying "Hey pity me and mine, we're having issues transitioning!" he wouldn't just say, "Because of the NHS and British government, we are necking ourselves"! He just kept saying people were being lost.

But the funniest thing to me is the whole military aesthetic he was doing. I know he doesn't say it outright but the dramatic editing and his little military outfit really makes it seem like he's trying to just say "I'm at WAR with the NHS".

Also, I forgot. Another thing I found funny was that according to Oli himself, his GP basically told him to come back in a month before she would sign off on him being trans. Something he found very insulting but to me seemed very considerate. Even to the troons I somewhat respect because I know them IRL, they always said "Yeah my doctor would challenge me and say I need to think about it. I thought about it, and still decided to transition". His GP was trying to just make him think about it for a solid month, but to Oli, it was an offense. What a choffer.
 
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You know. Youtube shoved his video into my face and after watching it I thought, "This could be a kiwi thread. Ah but this video alone isn't lolcow worthy".

Lo and behold I find this thread, ancient. As for his video, I find it gross that Thorn thinks "trans kids" are a real thing. I find it confusing for a video that seems to be saying "Hey pity me and mine, we're having issues transitioning!" he wouldn't just say, "Because of the NHS and British government, we are necking ourselves"! He just kept saying people were being lost.

But the funniest thing to me is the whole military aesthetic he was doing. I know he doesn't say it outright but the dramatic editing and his little military outfit really makes it seem like he's trying to just say "I'm at WAR with the NHS".

Also, I forgot. Another thing I found funny was that according to Oli himself, his GP basically told him to come back in a month before she would sign off on him being trans. Something he found very insulting but to me seemed very considerate. Even to the troons I somewhat respect because I know them IRL, they always said "Yeah my doctor would challenge me and say I need to think about it. I thought about it, and still decided to transition". His GP was trying to just make him think about it for a solid month, but to Oli, it was an offense. What a choffer.
Wilkommen.
You spelling ‘Oli’ like that gives me the thought that we should add ‘Oil’ as the newest of Ol Lies long list of Tube de Plumes

Makes me LOL that he keeps using that promo shot from the play where he looks so so bad.
I’m surprised I thought Mary malone would be the lead actor nominated- perhaps it is and he’s wrong! That is who got all the accolades after all…
 
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Classic Olly, trying to make his ego the centrepiece of a forced meme, still seething over not getting verified on Twitter and thinking that Musk had something to do with it even though that makes no sense at all and he was complaining about not getting the god given bluecheck for months before Musk owned the site.
 
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Classic Olly, trying to make his ego the centrepiece of a forced meme, still seething over not getting verified on Twitter and thinking that Musk had something to do with it even though that makes no sense at all and he was complaining about not getting the god given bluecheck for months before Musk owned the site.
Omg he probably somehow genuinely does think that
 
Well I might just have to go and give Helen Hunt my vote. Not that I think Olly will win, but as a matter of principle.
Classic Olly, trying to make his ego the centrepiece of a forced meme, still seething over not getting verified on Twitter and thinking that Musk had something to do with it even though that makes no sense at all and he was complaining about not getting the god given bluecheck for months before Musk owned the site.
Exactly what I was going to point out. Such a stupid joke. Elon Musk has in fact made it easier for him to get a checkmark.
You spelling ‘Oli’ like that gives me the thought that we should add ‘Oil’ as the newest of Ol Lies long list of Tube de Plumes
'Noms de Tube' would make more sense in French. I'm assuming 'Oil' is a typo but 'Oily' does manage to suggest his sycophancy, slipperiness and greasy behaviour.
 
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Whatever "Prima Facie" is, it seems to be more preferred/popular than Olly's play. (RIP non-binary Joan of Arc)

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On the other hand Mary Malone might win best supporting actor, it looks neck-and-neck.
 
I think I've been turned off from plays and musicals because it feels like you can get away with a lot more crazy gay shit with plays. The stories can be as bat shit insane as the playwrights want. And although bat shit insane could prove to be funny, most of the time it just means it's a plot like "I went back in the past to the slave era, fucked my grandmother, then skull fucked General Lee while I sang about internal racism".

So even though I haven't seen any of these, I'm convinced that Olly's and whoever else's plays here are all steaming hot dog shit.

Also fuck Hamilton. Be More Chill was okay when I was a teenager though.
 

Oliver’s livestream postmortem of the NHS video. Join me in my (embarrassingly long, it turns out) notes, won’t you?

3:50 Ok this is minor but a commenter asks where he got the candle he lights in the beginning, which was in the shape of a teacup. Olly says, “I got it from a shop not far from here…” Just say where you got it from, you prick! Or make something up! For those unaware Oliver has some bizarre paranoia that he will get cancelled if he recommends specific products because then people will say “Abigail Thorn says you have to get X makeup or Y clothes to really be trans.” Anyway I guess he applies this retarded rule to something as benign as a candle. Or he was worried about being doxxed.

First five minutes. He’s having difficulty with the audio/visual sync of the livestream. He’s all giddy and euphoric. And again, maybe I’m nitpicking, but it’s striking how he’s howling with laughter and exuberant even though the purpose of the stream is to address the video about the alleged tranny holocaust or whatever. He starts talking about how this video shot up to his top ten videos for viewership or something like that. I can’t recall exactly. But again, how gauche to immediately discuss craven topics like view counts when it’s allegedly about such a serious issue. Retard.

At 12:00 he’s reading comments from people who wrote about their NHS issues (tranny or not), but again gets giddy because of technical issues.

Lol at 13:25 he’s saying that Nebula is holding back The Prince because they want to launch it with a huge red carpet event. It was supposed to be in January but Oliver has to push it back for “reasons I can’t say…it’s an acting thing.” For fucks sake. “Kind of a big deal.” He literally says that lol. Cliche douche. He (so far) never returned to the NHS comments, he launched straight into promoting the tranny play.

16:20 he says this is his first HD livestream. Bimbos it up by saying he doesn’t know how cameras work. Now he’s talking about the awards nomination for The Prince. He did read a few NHS related comments but he just breezes through them. Then returns to plugs and bragging. Ordinarily I get it - it’s a live stream - but having watched the entirety of his actual NHS video, (the first of Oliver’s videos I’ve seen in full) where he “cries” and pontificates about this grave injustice, it’s galling to see the abrupt shift in tone.

At around 20 minutes he says he got an email from a fellow YouTuber who he hasn’t talked to in a long while….hasn’t seen since VidCon….I was like no shit Contra broke the no contact rule and reached out??? but no it’s fucking Lindsay Ellis. Boooo. Still the way he says it maybe they (Lindsay and Oliver) had fallen out at some point.

He says the gonzo camera moments in the video were to demonstrate that he was “untethered” by his emotionalism or something.

Oliver says at 29:00 that he was “disappointed” that so many commented that children shouldn’t transition. He says people’s “hearts need to soften.” He says cis people think that trans people are “deviant” and cis people think they’re normal. He says “trans children have every right to control their bodies.” Disgusting.

At 32:00 he says that people who complained that the NHS should focus on other ailments first “don’t understand how the system works” because funding is siphoned off into different areas of care. He says that’s the practical rebuttal, and “morally, what those comments are asking for is that trans people die before cis people.” I guess he’s doubling down on equating tranny healthcare as morally equal to cancer patients etc. He calls it “cis supremacy.” These people are deranged beyond comprehension…. Maybe I misunderstood what he was referring to but that’s how I took it.

Jesus Christ at approx 33:25 he does the faux reaction to the huge Diana Rivera donation. He briefly fake cries. Asks if she’s taking care of herself? I mean wtf.

Directly after this he kicks someone out of the chat because they are opposed to children transitioning. He compares it to kids getting abortions or children with fundamentalist parents getting necessary blood transfusions though their parents object. He says nine year old children should have access to puberty blockers “because cis children do.” I don’t follow that but that’s what he said.

At 39:00 someone wants to know why he used silly made up names for the NHS higher ups instead of their real names. He says he didn’t want to open them up to “an unaccountable mob” (his audience lol). And that his platform requires him to act responsibly. “Compassion is the Philosophy Tube way.”

40:50 gross tongue protuberance and another awkward unnecessary reference to “I’ve got people texting me, hello to the people texting me….” Yes, Oliver receives text messages. From people. Mmmkay.

At 42:00 he says he was “mega worried” he’d be cancelled for disavowing gender dysphoria but actually he got lots of comments agreeing and people thanking him. He says “I survived my one and only foray into trans discourse.” One and only, yeah okay…

Ffs, at 44:05 someone asks if there’s no gender dysphoria why should transitioning be free on the NHS. Oliver says “because it makes people happy.” He goes on to compare it to pregnancy. “Pregnancy is not a disease. But if you want your pregnancy to reach a happy conclusion you may need medical care.” He says that’s the same as transitioning. God help these lost people. He says he didn’t put this argument in the video for fear (again) of being cancelled. It’s time to face your fears Olly, can we please alleviate his fear by canceling him?

More creepiness at 48:25. Some “sexy smoldering” attempts, then mutters “Got people texting me…” picks up phone and smiles. “Thank you, thank you to the people texting me.”

People are shocked that Oliver used to be a drill sergeant. Oliver says he used to be really tough and won awards for his marksmanship. I’m just mentioning it because it’s interesting to see his narcissistic ways rear their head, gender irregardless.

53:20 Oh god more references to receiving texts.

He later says “bye Claire” - seemingly because “Claire” left the chat - and Oliver blows him several kisses lol. The things I do for my lulz. So I guess they are still an item.

Lol at 1:01:00. “I was also very acutely aware that this video was going to become a piece of content in the Content Ecosystem….My worry was that I would make it and people would be like [puts on fawning, but bored voice] “oh my god, you’re so like brave or whatever….” I love these little glimpses into his Machiavellian, manipulating nature. So much contempt for everyone disguised under his Miss Rogers routine.

Lol at 1:03:06 My point proven. He picks up the phone as if to text and says, “you guys are Superchatting me and I’m just like here ignoring you…”. It’s a “joke” but uh, yeah.

1:15:00 He says he’s not going to do “trans content” cause he would find it intellectually boring. Says it’s been done better by others. He says “if you want trans content with a glamorous twist or whatever there’s a channel I’d recommend….”

Approx 1:17:00 “The further I get in my career, the less relevant being trans becomes…”

And there it is. Good night all!

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Thanks @Tombigbee for the cliff notes. I tried watching it for myself but I'm going to be honest, Olly feels more like a horrorcow than a lolcow to me purely for his dogshit beliefs surrounding kids transitioning. I can't stomach more than the initial video. Him being unscripted and having this theatre kid energy makes me click off. Second hand embarrassment is a bitch.

As for what he says, I am now convinced that the video is exactly what I thought it was. That being, excuse for the 4chan levels of autism, basically trans propaganda telling people that
  1. Kids need to transition. (soften your hearts? Fuck off you two bit plastic hussy.)
  2. Trans people are victims of society. (In a way, kinda? Trans people bully each other so much it's fucking amazing. Recently a woman who tried transitioning during her teenage years made a video showing off how bad it went. She's balding, her voice is fucked and she regrets it so she's going to detransition. Here's that video if you're interested, and afterwards she got fuckin blasted by troons online. So in their own mentally ill society, yeah they're constantly both the villains and the victims)
I think the only stance that Olly has that thoroughly confuses me is that gender dysphoria or at least the medical definition is fake. What the fuck else are we going to call it? I think it is unfair to say that every tranny is just a melodramatic person who decides to just fuck themselves up and turn their body into the opposite sex (visually. There is no such thing as a neo vagina or neo cock. It's just gross). But like I've said, I've talked to some trans people and they seem very reasonable. They talked about how their parents were supportive, how their doctor asked them to think about it, and that they took all their feelings into consideration and decided, "Yeah I want to be this". You know what made them think that? Dysphoria. They didn't feel like a man or a woman, and as soon as they were 18, they went ahead and did it.

But hey if Gender Dysphoria doesn't exist, Oliver then why do so many troons neck themselves? Genuinely I am asking why. If we believe Oliver's bullshit stance that Gender Dysphoria is just something the doctors made up to impede trannies then doesn't that paint a picture that every troon that has deleted their save file prematurely is just a whiny, melodramatic, mentally ill person?
 
If he reduced his jaw, his smaller face would only throw the thickness of his neck and torso into stark relief. Same way reducing his nose has drawn more focus to the hugeness of his jaw. Proportions can be tweaked to a degree with hormones/surgery/styling/weight change/targeted weight training, but when the underlying structure is that obviously male no extremity of intervention will produce a successful illusion of femaleness.
Giving trannies the biggest, squarest most masculine jaws imaginable that would never possibly pass is god's way of playing a joke.
 
Yeah, I used to find him a mostly harmless inept concentration of pure narcissism and that's why I found it fun to mock him, but I'm really starting to genuinely hate him at this point. Fuck this piece of shit, even as a trans activist he represents the very worst with his obsession with taking away literally every single safety block and regulation that may prevent literal children from ruining their lives. I'm even mad at him from a truscum POV since he just shits all over the deep seated mental anguish that comes with dysphoria in favour of his tee-hee skirt go spinny horseshit. He's really just utterly malignant and representative of the true nature of the trans movement.

Olly, we already have a large number of detransitioners who are dealing with massive health issues and the emotional anguish that comes with having put themselves through major, unnecessary medical procedures at a very young age that has irrevocably damaged their bodies because they were mislead into thinking that there was something truly wrong with their bodies that could be fixed by said procedures. If you keep up this pro-youth transition activist garbage with less oversight than any reasonable medical professional, even those that would be considered hyper woke honestly, would willing sign off on then you are going to be complicit in terrible miscarriages of public health all in the name of your own bastardized concept of self actualization. You'll have a hand in some of the worst medical scandals since lobotomies, thalidomide and the opiate epidemic. I hope you never you succeed in pushing this kind of garbage, and if you do I hope you find it impossible to ignore the real world harm this will bring after a few years.

Jesus I'm actually livid about this, if there's any person who deserves to have the most public and humiliating fall from grace its fucking Philosophy Tube, allow me to indulge his gender identity one time and call him a genuine fucking cunt.
 
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Oliver says at 29:00 that he was “disappointed” that so many commented that children shouldn’t transition. He says people’s “hearts need to soften.” He says cis people think that trans people are “deviant” and cis people think they’re normal. He says “trans children have every right to control their bodies.” Disgusting.
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Directly after this he kicks someone out of the chat because they are opposed to children transitioning. He compares it to kids getting abortions or children with fundamentalist parents getting necessary blood transfusions though their parents object. He says nine year old children should have access to puberty blockers “because cis children do.” I don’t follow that but that’s what he said.
I was going to ask if he thinks cis children have "every right to control their bodies" by independently making medical decisions and he answered it for me. He thinks children can consent. The follow up is to ask if he believes doctors should be forced to "treat" children who want a medical procedure for any reason if the parent opposes. Obviously he will point to these two examples he used specifically to blur the distinction between elective cosmetic procedures and necessary emergency procedures and argue, yes, because putting a kid on puberty blockers for years who does not have precocious puberty is equivalent life-saving care (else they'll kill themselves as proven by absolutely nothing) so the doctor's (required by law, no gatekeeping pls) judgement of saving the life overrules the parents judgement as the child's guardian. Now you simply use the law to mandate that trooning out kids is necessarily life saving so no parent can object and no doctor can object without losing their ability to practice and tada...

I kinda fudged this up a bit on the details because I wanted to speak in ways that would both apply in the UK and the US. It's essentially the same plan though, leverage the "consensus" of the medical industry to force the insurer to cover it as life-saving care to take it out of the hands of anyone who can object because you can point to it being classified as life-saving care as proof. Use the doctors to pressure the parents and if the parents still refuse well that's proof they're denying their child necessary medical care and therefore unfit.

I don't know UK history that well so I can't speak to it but this logic might seem familiar to Americans because it's essentially the same for the mandatory taking away of kids and forced sterilization of "unfit" social outcasts during the eugenics period. "Everyone" knew they were "mentally enfeebled" (just look at how uncouth they live and have a bunch of kids despite being poor and uncouth) and the "consensus" had the perfect scientific solution. (Yes, the lobotomy craze was similar too.)
 
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I was going to ask if he thinks cis children have "every right to control their bodies" by independently making medical decisions and he answered it for me. He thinks children can consent.

I imagine his counterresponse would be say, the child of a Jehova's Witness getting a blood transfusion. Of course, in that scernario, the child will presumably actually die if they don't get it, the efficacy of blood transfusions in treating various maladies is well-attested, and usually a blood transfusion doesn't permanently cripple many of the body's systems.

But really, the subtext of a lot of trans arguments is that "trans kids" and trans in general are wiser, more spiritually aware creatures than we cis scum.
 
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