Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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The breakdown of the cost of this outfit:

Spoiler: Total is $1,292

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Spoiler: Mom’s gift is $546

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Grand total: $1,838

What the flying fuck? Is all of this shit just gifted to him?

 

[Tybalt The S@ucy B0y]

Normally I think it’s kind of low to make digs at rich people for buying expensive clothing. But in Dylan’s case, it’s literally just because he’s getting sponsorships, advert castings, and modeling gigs because he’s a twinky trans woman who appeals to the kiddos of Tiktok. They don’t care about you, Dylan. If they did, where was this support when you were spending 24 hours on your computer signing up for whatever show you could get cast in? They don’t see you as a woman, Dylan, they see you as a profit maker.

 

[Dread First]

What the flying fuck? Is all of this shit just gifted to him?

Nope. LGBTQ+ influencers just get showered in free merchandise that they can keep as long as they show it off and don't say bad shit about it. The only strings attached are a demonstrably large following of youngish adults/teenagers and remember to not ask questions.

Normally I think it’s kind of low to make dogs at rich people for buying expensive clothing. But in Dylan’s case, it’s literally just because he’s getting sponsorships, advert castings, and modeling gigs because he’s a twinky trans woman who appeals to the kiddos of Tiktok. They don’t care about you, Dylan. If they did, where was this support when you were spending 24 hours on your computer signing up for whatever show you could get cast in? They don’t see you as a woman, Dylan, they see you as a profit maker.

He's long past the point of caring now. He's done the BoJack thing where he confused the role he was playing with his actual identity. Maybe it did start off campy and tongue-in-cheek, but now he's in it to win it.

 

[heathercho]

Well, we know he engages in enough risky sex that he's the face of the gay AIDS test. But we didn't ever find out the results...


As someone older than Dylan, I've spent the last 5 minutes recording myself attempting to recreate these trenches, and just can't even get close. What could possibly cause him to have hit this point? Is it the terrifying smile he's always sporting? The copious amount of semen he's had in/on him? A side effect of those serial killer eyes? Or just something that happens to those who's soul has long since departed their now-vacant husks?

He has man skin. Because he's a man. His man-skin is rubbery and his face is lacking a lot of natural fat that a man would typically have. He has the bone structure of a man. Man skin + AIDS aesthetic, with makeup meant for women on his skin... it's not going to look pretty.

 

[Trianon]

Fucking hell, that musical was on my next-to-see list before COVID hit. Can't believe it got woke'd, now I'm having second thoughts.

They can't fundamentally change the structure of the musical, which is offensive enough, but yeah. The whole point is that both cultures are stereotyped to hell and roasted equally, and by the end, they form a weird mishmash of Mormon Panafricanism. It kind of gives the game away if one side gets to be workshopped for cultural sensitivity and the satire against LDS gets "sharpened." It's probably still worth seeing though! I really love the music.

Avenue Q has the same composer, check that out if you ever get the chance. Came out in 2003 and puts Woke!Mormon to shame.

Dylan gets Christmas present for mom (more Kate Spade)

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Pajama party with Kathy Hilton featuring Christmas songs

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Please remember that the last fuck-up Ulta had before this whole Dylan thing was sending out a mass email about a sale on Kate Spade merch with the subject line "COME HANG WITH KATE SPADE."

Dylan got a bunch of troons together to say what day they’re on of being a girl/boy/non-binary/genderfluid

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Dylan’s new Kate Spade outfit

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The outfit:
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His giant bows really make his head like 9 times bigger.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Some comments:
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"I was like why isn't she using her hands then I realised he had no hands". Even the allies don't believe in gender lol.

Yall wouldn't have as much of a need for handbags in the first place if women's fashion were more amenable to pockets.

I've never once understood why women's fashion designers have some implicit agenda against useful (i.e. deep, wide, and secure) pockets in pants, jackets, or whatever else.

That's exactly why, so they can sell more handbags.

I can't pretend like I understand what girlhood or womanhood (or whatever the fuck femininity is called nowadays) is because I have a Y chromosome and a penis. With that said... please tell me that I'm not the only man who's unnerved by how superficial trannies perceive the gender they're LARPing as.

Shit, I'm a true and honest female and I couldn't tell you what universal experience we have or what it "feels like" to be a woman. I just am. I don't relate to any of the shit Dylan does though.

 

[RamblinRosie]

Spoiler: Clothing sperg on pockets

Part of it has to do with the way women’s clothes are structured and the designs that sell. Women generally like wearing form fitting pants, skirts, and dresses at times, and that means large pockets attached to it would ruin the look, and make things look too bulky where they shouldn’t be. Fit and flare skirts and dresses, as well as cargo pants, add way more opportunities to add large pockets without ruining the structure. If women were more willing to forgo form fitting clothes in place of utility, we’d likely see pockets that are ample size. I know some like to say it’s an unfair double standard, but adding large pockets usually means adding more items, which ultimately looks more bulky. So long as women keep buying clothes that would not work well with pockets, as reasons mentioned above, bags will always be more of a woman thing.

If you're a tailor/seamstress worth your salt, you can add pockets and make them look invisible. As one other poster said, it's about getting women to buy more handbags. But also woman use handbags so they have someplace private to store menstrual products while in public. You don't want pads inconveniently falling out of your pockets.


Does this expression REALLY scream "I can't wait for Day 20,00"," to you?

Dylan has seen the horrors. Dylan knows what is coming.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If you're a tailor/seamstress worth your salt, you can add pockets and make them look invisible. As one other poster said, it's about getting women to buy more handbags. But also woman use handbags so they have someplace private to store menstrual products while in public. You don't want pads inconveniently falling out of your pockets.

It’s still dependent on the structure of the clothes themselves. By all means, you can add deeper pockets to form fitting jeans, but if you fill them with large items, the silhouette looks distorted. It’s possible for some cuts, like a shift dress, but there’s a reason designers forgo pockets on some clothing styles.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nope. LGBTQ+ influencers just get showered in free merchandise that they can keep as long as they show it off and don't say bad shit about it. The only strings attached are a demonstrably large following of youngish adults/teenagers and remember to not ask questions.

FTFY

He's long past the point of caring now. He's done the BoJack thing where he confused the role he was playing with his actual identity. Maybe it did start off campy and tongue-in-cheek, but now he's in it to win it.

I just cannot take him seriously as trans. I'll admit I haven't paid much attention to what he actually does, but he comes across to me as just that campy, funny bit/character playing a stereotype for giggles - a shtick that is a whole persona - like Dame Edna or Madame or Divine or Pee-Wee Herman for a long time (pre-movie theater, when we all lost our innocence). I don't think for a minute he believes he is a woman - a "girl," maybe, but not literally a woman.

Eta - that said, prefer the chipper, silly personas like his over the creepy, mopey, ill-adjusted Twitch and Twitter denizens with some very big threads on KF. But I wish he would keep it light and not treat this like something serious - bc it isn't for him, but it is for a lot of confused 12 year-olds he seems to be advising now.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Yeesh….these crows feet look like they were made by 2 hard-pulling andpossibly ‘roided-out draft horses, an oversized plow and a very determined farmer…

Day 1 of looking like absolute shit

He’s way too thin, and that’s part of the reason his crows feet look so bad. I also suspect he lacks essential fats in his diet that make it worse. He reminds me of long-term vegans I’ve seen that show signs of premature aging. I’m betting he may just have an eating disorder at this point though. He seems to eat mostly vegetarian, but that can’t explain all of it. If he added more fats + worked on putting on a bit of weight, he’d look a lot more youthful.

 

[scathefire]

Shit, I'm a true and honest female and I couldn't tell you what universal experience we have or what it "feels like" to be a woman. I just am.

The reason so many people have trooned out is because of the false propagation of the idea that "man" and "woman" are feelings, so if you don't "feel" like one or the other, it makes you a non-man or a non-woman. I wouldn't say I "feel like" a woman either, but that's not what determines if someone is a man or woman. What determines that is how their body is biologically "set up", so to speak.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

He’s way too thin, and that’s part of the reason his crows feet look so bad. I also suspect he lacks essential fats in his diet that make it worse. He reminds me of long-term vegans I’ve seen that show signs of premature aging. I’m betting he may just have an eating disorder at this point though. He seems to eat mostly vegetarian, but that can’t explain all of it. If he added more fats + worked on putting on a bit of weight, he’d look a lot more youthful.

So….he’s a little light in the loafers, if you will?…

I’ll see myself out…

 

[Dread First]

The reason so many people have trooned out is because of the false propagation of the idea that "man" and "woman" are feelings, so if you don't "feel" like one or the other, it makes you a non-man or a non-woman. I wouldn't say I "feel like" a woman either, but that's not what determines if someone is a man or woman. What determines that is how their body is biologically "set up", so to speak.

Beyond that, there's never any discussion on boundaries, much less how much information at once is too much.

A son wearing his mother's clothes and a daughter wearing her father's clothes as they play pretend together used to be considered harmless pretend play. Nowadays, an innocuous game of pretend like that can be considered a life-changing moment where the parents realise their kids are queer. Pardon my cynicism, but I don't think grade school kids truly understand the gravity behind subjects such as gender identity or sexuality (especially when taught by literal perverts).

Kids are definitely a lot smarter than adults give them credit for, but we still need to remember that they're still ultimately that: children. Kids catch onto shit that adults wouldn't necessarily think of, but their brains are still super young and have tons of growth and development to go through.

Gender and sexuality are things that kids may have vague understandings of, but they literally cannot comprehend the gravity of those topics until they're much older (i.e. late teens, early 20s). Hell, even adults who aren't trannies still struggle with latent issues relating to sexuality/gender identity.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

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Also in that thread is this off-topic but awesome image

 

[Baraadmirer]

Avenue Q has the same composer, check that out if you ever get the chance. Came out in 2003 and puts Woke!Mormon to shame.

Ah, this brings back so many memories. Let's not forget what the Internet is really for.

We found a leak of the new Disney intro in 2024.

 

[Jarolleon]

I'm not even upset by the idea of a trans woman at a women's summit; I'm upset Forbes chose a TikToker (and one who is clearly just a gay man in denial).

I can see the thought process, most likely all the young relatives of whoever is making these decisions are addicted to Tiktok so they assume it's the most influential platform in modern times. It's probably the most effective sound byte factory at least, an excellent medium for propaganda because the videos will auto-play for those people who are most receptive to them and the format keeps the message compact and memorable.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

He has man skin. Because he's a man.

So do I, which is why I tried any of this in the first place.

His man-skin is rubbery and his face is lacking a lot of natural fat that a man would typically have.

This explains it. Glad to know this can be avoided be not being a weird living fetish.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

If you're a tailor/seamstress worth your salt, you can add pockets and make them look invisible.

…Even “Barbie Pockets”?….


Look, I said I would see myself out, but I never said I’d stay out…

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

If you're a tailor/seamstress worth your salt, you can add pockets and make them look invisible. As one other poster said, it's about getting women to buy more handbags. But also woman use handbags so they have someplace private to store menstrual products while in public. You don't want pads inconveniently falling out of your pockets.

Honestly, it's just more convenient to have one purse I can grab whenever I need to go out than having to move things from one pair of pants/jacket to another all the time. That said, I prefer crossbody bags over something I have to actively carry.

The only thing I can imagine Dylan carrying in his purse is tampons. As a woman, I genuinely fear meeting that sleep paralysis demon and being aggressively offered a tampon. Another benefit to crossbody bags - they can be used as a makeshift flail to ward off invasive troons.

 

[Longdrink]

He looks like a psychopatic giant bird. Is he long lost brother of Sweet Dee and Dennis?