Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Perhaps our motley group of posting tools
Shall reach the heights of sonnets, not haikus.

Chance by motley group
To reach the height of sonnet
@John_Smith's got you dude

 

[AnOminous]

"Waiting." HAHAHAH I'm perplexed at how his 1.7 brain works, over an hour after asking he thinks "that person from an hour ago STILL owes me an explanation about what he meant by me dilating, better reach out to remind them!"

Totally undercutting the true own of "you have very few followers on a retarded platform full of dumb fucks like Pat." He may have only eight followers, but he lives rent-free in Pat's head long after his shitpost. Doesn't he realize the whole followers thing makes him a pathetic, insignificant nobody compared to nearly everyone he screeches at on a daily basis without any response from them at all?

 

[An automatic clown]

>"8 follower nothing"
>follows up with another reply asking for an explanation again

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I like to point out that my grades were never as low as his and I was having to learn English in school as German schools just aren't a thing here. That is something that special ed students would get.
Since the Left are trying to fuck with Tesla stocks because they no longer have their playground all to themselves I managed to buy stocks pretty low and expected to make a damn good profit next year so thanks for that!

 

[The Feline Solution]

The best part about Trump being back?

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Pat paid $5k to get his ban reversed but couldn't get his checkmark back.
Trump paid nothing and is verified again.

Predictions on when he finally caves and pays the $8/mo to get his blue check? I see more and more, formerly very-against-it, twittards going for it because they have the need to pretend to be bigshots on their Skinner box, Fatty must eventually cave to peer pressure. Can't wait for his retarded explanations on why he did buy one in the end.

He's also just plain too dumb to read Faulkner. It's above his 1.2 GPA reading level.

Not siding with Fatrick here but i wanted to tear my hairs out back when i was getting into the american classics and picked up my first Faulkner. I still haven't finished The Sound and The Fury.

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"Waiting." HAHAHAH I'm perplexed at how his 1.7 brain works, over an hour after asking he thinks "that person from an hour ago STILL owes me an explanation about what he meant by me dilating, better reach out to remind them!"

I hope he's drunk because if he's doing this sober it's even sadder.

It can't be stated enough how much of a cunt he is, his sense of entitlement is as vast as his waistline.

 

[AnOminous]

Not siding with Fatrick here but i wanted to tear my hairs out back when i was getting into the american classics and picked up my first Faulkner. I still haven't finished The Sound and The Fury.

As I Lay Dying is easier and doesn't just start out by dumping you into the mind of an insane retard with no sense of chronology so that you think it's your fault that none of it makes a lick of sense.

 

[The Feline Solution]

As I Lay Dying is easier and doesn't just start out by dumping you into the mind of an insane retard with no sense of chronology so that you think it's your fault that none of it makes a lick of sense.

I usually don't have a problem with more disjointed narration or more complex prose but Faulkner really threw me for a loop. Next to Selby (thanks to his retarded orthographic idiosyncrasies, and, in the case of Last Exit to Brooklyn, the subject matter) the only lauded american author that's virtually impossible for me to read. For comparison, DeLillo's and McCarthy's prose clicked with me immediately and i heard a lot of people say how they can't get into them at all.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

>"8 follower nothing"
>follows up with another reply asking for an explanation again

Subconsciously, Patrick understands that the rest of his followers won't give him the interaction he craves, either because they're bots or dead accounts. He needs his trolls. He doesn't understand that his trolls don't need him.

 

[Ophelia]

Fatty must eventually cave to peer pressure. Can't wait for his retarded explanations on why he did buy one in the end.

He’ll either find some technicality (technically, it’s his wife’s mom’s money, so technically he isn’t buying it, child), or he’ll claim it was reinstated for free because it shouldn’t have been taken away in the first place.

As I Lay Dying is easier and doesn't just start out by dumping you into the mind of an insane retard with no sense of chronology so that you think it's your fault that none of it makes a lick of sense.

There’s also A Rose for Emily if you want to just dip your toe in. I’d never have got through The Sound and the Fury without it being for a class.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's going to be a long day for our piglet:

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"Tesla owners, this is your brand now."

Wasn't it Ford who knowingly released cars that had a chance of just blowing the fuck up? My point being people still buy Fords, so I'm gonna guess Tesla owners could give less than a fuck about what the CEO does with totally unrelated Bird App. Pat is so fucking desperate to own Elon, it's wonderful.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

"Tesla owners, this is your brand now."

Wasn't it Ford who knowingly released cars that had a chance of just blowing the fuck up? My point being people still buy Fords, so I'm gonna guess Tesla owners could give less than a fuck about what the CEO does with totally unrelated Bird App. Pat is so fucking desperate to own Elon, it's wonderful.

It’s clearly seething jealousy from the Man of Pig. Elon is everything he wishes he was so he had to Uno reverse and try to make Elon look inferior. Only someone with a 1.2 gpa would think this would work.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Wasn't it Ford who knowingly released cars that had a chance of just blowing the fuck up? My point being people still buy Fords, so I'm gonna guess Tesla owners could give less than a fuck about what the CEO does with totally unrelated Bird App. Pat is so fucking desperate to own Elon, it's wonderful.

Not to go too off-topic but the Pinto wasn't any less safe than any other contemporary small cars with rear gas tanks. The crash tests were rigged and didn't meet normal standards of the day, for dramatic effect (car that rammed the Pinto in that famous video had weights added to the front and was driving faster than normal for rear impact testing). It was all media hype. Just like the scare articles in the late 90s/early 2000s about SUV rollover.

 

[An automatic clown]

"Tesla owners, this is your brand now."

Wasn't it Ford who knowingly released cars that had a chance of just blowing the fuck up? My point being people still buy Fords, so I'm gonna guess Tesla owners could give less than a fuck about what the CEO does with totally unrelated Bird App. Pat is so fucking desperate to own Elon, it's wonderful.

Lol yeah the Legendary Ford Pinto, the gas tank ruptured when the cars were rear ended
And GM released a bunch of Cobalts with bad ignitions that killed people and Toyota had floor mats that people claimed caused the gas pedal to get stuck.
I don't see any of those three declaring bankruptcy anytime soon. Another shining example of the 1.2 GPA

 

[AnOminous]

Wasn't it Ford who knowingly released cars that had a chance of just blowing the fuck up? My point being people still buy Fords, so I'm gonna guess Tesla owners could give less than a fuck about what the CEO does with totally unrelated Bird App. Pat is so fucking desperate to own Elon, it's wonderful.

Pat doesn't even own his own home, Quasi does.

Lol yeah the Legendary Ford Pinto, the gas tank ruptured when the cars were rear ended

Some of that was bullshit. NBC literally hired a guy named Enz to rig up Pintos with explosives in them to fake crashes and then also faked the video to make them look low speed because they actually had to crash into them at high speed to get them to catch on fire, even with incendiary devices in them.

Much of the news division at NBC was fired for this fake news.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not to go too off-topic but the Pinto wasn't any less safe than any other contemporary small cars with rear gas tanks. The crash tests were rigged and didn't meet normal standards of the day, for dramatic effect (car that rammed the Pinto in that famous video had weights added to the front and was driving faster than normal for rear impact testing). It was all media hype. Just like the scare articles in the late 90s/early 2000s about SUV rollover.

Ah fair enough, but I guess my point still stands: I knew the story, not that it was faked (lie makes it halfway round the world etc) and I'm guessing most people are in the same boat. An infamous Fake News story about Ford didn't stop them from continuing to do business, so I dunno why Pig thinks the state of a Bird App most people don't even use is going to have any bearing on people's choice of automobile.

It's like highlighting all the weird shit Bill Gates says and does and saying 'Xbox players, this is your brand now'. Nobody gives a fuck mate I just wanna play Halo.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It’s clearly seething jealousy from the Man of Pig. Elon is everything he wishes he was so he had to Uno reverse and try to make Elon look inferior. Only someone with a 1.2 gpa would think this would work.

Elon doesn't have to pay 40k to Quasi.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I really hope one of the pests sends Fatrick this photo.

 

[grapeshark77]

I was wondering if Pat's drunken (?) tweeting about Trump/Elon last night cost him anything and LMAO, this is the worst I've seen

 

[Mr Moonface]

SpaceEdge has started a new bit - 'Fixing Tomlinson'.

So yeah, if that Brooklyn Dad idiot didn't know who Pat was before, he certainly does now.

 

[John_Smith]

Chance by motley group
To reach the height of sonnet
@John_Smith's got you dude

Hark, such fools these kiwi farmers may be
'Tis sonnets they devoutly wish to see

My old enemy, Iambic Pentameter, we meet again. Well, it sort of scans. But which sonnet, Petrarchan, Shakespearean or Spenserian ( the ones I recall from my school days)?

Not siding with Fatrick here but i wanted to tear my hairs out back when i was getting into the american classics and picked up my first Faulkner. I still haven't finished The Sound and The Fury.

The secret is to read "The Sound and the Fury" all the way through-- just plow through it; don't think to hard about it-- then read "Absalom, Absalom" then immediately re-read "The Sound and the Fury". Then it all makes sense. The rest of Faulkner's oeuvre is far more accessible, and quite rewarding to read. "The Reivers" is a good place to start, or the Snopes's novels (The Hamlet, The Town, The Mansion)

If you want easier, go with Eudora Welty. Best prose ever. Lyrical is how I would describe her writing. She wrote mostly short stories, although they would be far too long for Patso. Anything longer than the warning label on a can of Miller Lite is too long to read for The Lard of Milwaukee. It's no wonder he likes the twitter, only 280 characters. Patso seems to want to go through life without any sort of intellectual challenge whatsoever. An absolute biscuit head.