What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[PipTheAlchemist]

Turning bars into non-smoking venues heralded the end of white people commiserating.

Can we make non-smoking bars and let the market sort it out? No.

Now in my area, go woke go broke has set in, and most bars have closed. The culture is no more. They planned this. They damn well knew that it would kill the industry. Why we don't have investors buying these bars and opening them as "private clubs" like Arkansas does, and allow smoking is beyond my comprehension. I came to age with the bar culture - playing PacMan and asking for quarters incessantly like Blooregard Q Kazoo at the bowling alley encapsulated my younger years. Oh and speaking of, making bowling alleys automatic scoring is solely due to niggers taking up the sport.

The culture is gone. (My rich SO just walked in and he says, "maybe I should buy a bowling alley?" YES. MAKE IT A PRIVATE CLUB LETS FUCKING GOOOO)

Smokoid cope

 

[PolPot]

I guess you could try to explain it as the murderers being desensitized and the victims having accepted their fate, and maybe I'd be satisfied with that argument if these were some legendary Buddhist monks and not random African villagers.

>could
That's nothing out of ordinary, just check out a few genocides from the last century.
Really, you don't need to use some space magic to push some tribals to slaughter their neighbours if their daily lives are miserable enough.
Belgian Congo, Yugoslavia shit or even every neigbouring country genociding Poles for lulz during WW2.

 

[L50LasPak]

Smokoid cope

I have a theory that weed is unhealthier than tobacco based on nothing more than the fact that the government is trying to stamp tobacco out at every turn while weed is pushed and encouraged pretty much from every single angle in popular culture.

 

[byuu]

I have a theory that weed is unhealthier than tobacco based on nothing more than the fact that the government is trying to stamp tobacco out at every turn while weed is pushed and encouraged pretty much from every single angle in popular culture.

I can legally buy tobacco anywhere. Can't do that with weed.

 

[L50LasPak]

I can legally buy tobacco anywhere. Can't do that with weed.

can I move to your state

They tell me cops arrest people just for carrying a dime bag and throw them in prison for 20 years, but you wouldn't know that looking at the average street corner in most of America. Hell, you wouldn't know that just smelling the average street corner in most of America. I'm fairly convinced at this point that keeping weed "illegal" is just a complex marketing gimmick.

 

[ATI Escapee]

I think it is possible climate change is gonna rip us to shreds much faster than is common knowledge and that 'they' know it. Somewhere among the powerful are a group of scientists who have excellent understanding of human psychology and decided that preventing people with weak grey matter from repdoducing would be best for the outcome of the human race after suffering whatever collapse incoming.... after the 'smart' or more capable critical thinkers in society continued to opt out of having children, possibly limiting the critical thinking genes passed on, the whole trans ideology was pushed so those who are easily confused and unstable will end up on drugs that render them infertile...by choice. So less of those genes move on bc we wont be able to care for the retarded pretty soon....also if these people really really want kids they will adopt maybe which is good for those abandoned in the system.


I dont really believe it. But it is kinda....plausible

 

[NoReturn]

I heard the moon part of a soul trap to trick souls into reincarnating. I am somewhat skeptical of that theory.

It's like Xenu's soul catcher. If anything happens to earth and we all die at once they'll tractor-beam the moon to a new planet and just dump us off there.

 

[Chromeo]

My one problem with the widespread sexual blackmail theory is that if it's that standard of an elite initiation ritual, wouldn't it lose it's power? If someone stepped out of line and they released the blackmail, wouldn't the burned person just turn on everyone else?

And if everyone agreed to vote third party, we'd have a Green president in the US. Getting any sufficiently large group of people to all work together rather than in their own self-interest/preservation is like herding cats. "Nobody else will do it, and if I do it I'll be alone/at highest risk, so I won't do anything." It's like the prisoner's dilemma:

It's still probably an "out there" conspiracy theory but I think it's plausible.

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Size/proportion-wise the moon is also really fucking weird.

Wendigoon talked about the moon a handful of times in his conspiracy theory iceberg, and I gotta say, it's insane but "hollow moon theory" doesn't seem too out of place. Moon's bigger than it's supposed to be, ancient tribes have legends of the moon coming down and opening like an egg, there are weird shadow structures on the moon, that whole period of silence during one of the apollo missions...there's gotta be weird shit on the moon.

Here's my childish, definitely-not-real-but-fun-anyway moon theory: The moon was once a chunk of the earth that got smacked off by a meteor, right? What if there were humans/creatures that were in it and somehow survived, so now there are literally moon-men inside the moon who know it's their sacred duty to pilot the asteroid that is our moon to swerve comets away from us, which the moon does, so nobody else has to suffer what their race suffered a zillion years ago?

 

[NoReturn]

that whole period of silence during one of the apollo missions...there's gotta be weird shit on the moon.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Its very likely %90 of the political and business elite have terrible blackmail on each other to keep things in line. From drug running, gun running, embezzlement, to horrors like pizzagate and blood diamonds.
They keep each other in line because all of these 'blackmailable' things also rake in lots of money for minimal effort. Why blow the whistle on someone when your own little black money operation gets jeopardized too?

Fair point, but my comment was about a specific theory within the "elites are criminals" umbrella wherein they are controlled by sexual blackmail to do other, unrelated things en-masse. It could work for a small group to achieve specific ends or it could keep people committed to an already illegal enterprise but that's not really the claim of the theory.

Why do you think they're trying to normalize pedophilia? It's so when the big reveal comes we're all already numb to it.
Think about it. In the 1950s people would have lost their shit if a local religious leader was found to be a non-celibate homosexual, but now?

Okay, but that's an entirely different theory from the widespread sexual blackmail theory. You're claiming that, for whatever reason, those in power are all paedophiles by their nature without any coercive influence or that paedophiles are coordinating to aquire power to achieve more paedophilia. I don't believe that personally but I'm not trying to deboonk it or anything. I'm just saying that it's a substantially different theory.

It's a pet peeve of mine when people mash all conspiracies together because it makes them entirely intractable by rendering it unfalsifiable with the goal posts just shifting around in circles. Any useful conspiracy discussion needs to be at least mildly scientific with a clear hypothesis defined. But who cares, my sperging is as useless as anyone's

And if everyone agreed to vote third party, we'd have a Green president in the US. Getting any sufficiently large group of people to all work together rather than in their own self-interest/preservation is like herding cats. "Nobody else will do it, and if I do it I'll be alone/at highest risk, so I won't do anything." It's like the prisoner's dilemma:

It's still probably an "out there" conspiracy theory but I think it's plausible.

I see your point, but I don't the the prisoners' dilemma is the best analogy because it depends on what one of the players do. In the prisoners' dilemma, it is always the best strategy to confess. In the elite blackmail game, it's only a good strategy to spill the beans if someone has already exposed you. The threat of blackmail exposure wouldn't be credible because then the guy exposed would have nothing to lose if he blows the lid off of the whole system.

 

[Chromeo]

I see your point, but I don't the the prisoners' dilemma is the best analogy because it depends on what one of the players do. In the prisoners' dilemma, it is always the best strategy to confess. In the elite blackmail game, it's only a good strategy to spill the beans if someone has already exposed you. The threat of blackmail exposure wouldn't be credible because then the guy exposed would have nothing to lose if he blows the lid off of the whole system.

Yeah, it's not perfect, but it does at least represent the politics of the situation in a way. You have to modulate your behavior based on what others could do and it's a gamble with your life, basically.
I also don't think one person spilling the beans would stop anything, because that's how we have the information you and I have to begin with. Individuals coming out and talking about XYZ secrets, which are considered "theories" and called crazy, rather than "oh shit this is actual fact." It's like how there was talk about Epstein Island and Lolita Air for years before Epstein was arrested/murdered and everyone FINALLY accepted it wasn't just crazy Alex Jones bullshit. When it was just however many survivors talking, nobody listened, but when the evidence was FINALLY unavoidable it hit the zeitgeist like a train of bricks.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Yeah, it's not perfect, but it does at least represent the politics of the situation in a way. You have to modulate your behavior based on what others could do and it's a gamble with your life, basically.
I also don't think one person spilling the beans would stop anything, because that's how we have the information you and I have to begin with. Individuals coming out and talking about XYZ secrets, which are considered "theories" and called crazy, rather than "oh shit this is actual fact." It's like how there was talk about Epstein Island and Lolita Air for years before Epstein was arrested/murdered and everyone FINALLY accepted it wasn't just crazy Alex Jones bullshit. When it was just however many survivors talking, nobody listened, but when the evidence was FINALLY unavoidable it hit the zeitgeist like a train of bricks.

It's always amazing to me how they managed to turn human beings into docile cattle to the point where things like Epstein Island can exist and even the truth is uncovered, no one's head ends up in the guillotine. At worst what they experience is very angry people on Twitter.

Goyslop and GoyTV are very powerful tools, i guess.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Yeah, it's not perfect, but it does at least represent the politics of the situation in a way. You have to modulate your behavior based on what others could do and it's a gamble with your life, basically.
I also don't think one person spilling the beans would stop anything, because that's how we have the information you and I have to begin with. Individuals coming out and talking about XYZ secrets, which are considered "theories" and called crazy, rather than "oh shit this is actual fact." It's like how there was talk about Epstein Island and Lolita Air for years before Epstein was arrested/murdered and everyone FINALLY accepted it wasn't just crazy Alex Jones bullshit. When it was just however many survivors talking, nobody listened, but when the evidence was FINALLY unavoidable it hit the zeitgeist like a train of bricks.

It wouldn't be one person spilling the beans. With Epstein, the slow drip of accusations came from victims who were nobodies so no one paid attention. In this scenario, one person has their blackmail exposed for failing to go along with another plan. They would then respond with very specific details about others involved. That would work to keep low-level guys in line but not anyone who would have the power and platform to make their claims heard.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[moon wat]

lol they look like ships from the first Star Fox game

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Moon's bigger than it's supposed to be

Careful there, you'll get banned

 

[Chromeo]

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I wish one of the guys from the mission itself had actually made the drawing. We need to send more artists into space so they can accurately represent what they see.

 

[CheepMeds]

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Size/proportion-wise the moon is also really fucking weird.

That is interesting, but I don't know if you can't just get a dedicated autist to find fitting math obstructions like these about anything.
For me, when it comes to numbers, all it takes to get my noggin' joggin' is the coincidence that the moon's size, distance and location matches up close enough to make a seemingly perfect solar eclipse. I don't know any reason why it had to be like that.

 

[GoysGoneWild]

I want to know what these blood clots are.

I want to know what the algorithms that dating apps use look like.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

krazy bone from bone thugs & harmony talking about gangster was invented in the 90's by corporations and TPTB to destroy communities.

related

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I honestly believe most police officers involved in narcotics pocket large amounts of narcotics and cash on the job extremely frequently and cover for each-other.