DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

Is this the dimensional merge?
Is Phil's love quest over?

 

[Rusty Bucket]

This FUCKING RETARD and his inhaler rant. Hey Phil, I know you read this, so let me spell it out for you: air is NOT just oxygen. As many have pointed out already, it has CO2 and nitrogen in it, along with trace elements of other gases. Your lungs don't take in pure oxygen. You don't breathe pure oxygen. If you did, YOU'D BE DEAD.

That's why hospitals mix oxygen with other gases, YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID.

I thought this fuckhead's ego was fragile before, but now this takes the cake.
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This just... fucking blows my mind.

Grating, annoying voice with various snorts, coughs and snot-gargles aside, he tries so hard to sound smart, but he can't even be bothered to look up anything and do even just a little bit of research. NO, it's not correct, the medication is, in fact, NOT DROPLETS. It's dry powder. Most inhalers contain pressurized powder in controlled amounts each puff. Not every inhaler is the same - yes, some contain steroids, but it's not always the case. In fact, if you look in the wikipedia page in regard to the character (Erin Keenan), you will find that it states that the type of inhaler she uses is Albuterol. This kind of inhaler does NOT have steroid. The active drug is a kind of bronchodilator drug, which helps to open up the airways (specifically, the bronchial tubes). The delivery system does not give you much air at all, just enough to spray out the powder - the rest comes from the deep inhale, with the air that you would have breathed in normally anyway.

An inhaler would not be much help in a room that is having the air LITERALLY sucked out. It will not give you any amount of oxygen. With the air being virtually vacuumed out of the room, her lungs collapsed and it wouldn't do her jackshit to use the medication when there's no air around her (thus, why she spat out blood). I don't even know if the inhaler can still eject a puff, or if the already pressurized container would be damaged in some manner. I have no idea in this particular scenario, but the point still stands - there's no air. Therefore, the inhaler is absolutely useless. Even if the inhaler had any large amounts of oxygen, it wouldn't have mattered, cuz it's being sucked out of her.

Here's your definitive answer. If you read this thread, here you go, from a person that actually knows how asthma and inhalers work, from personal experience as well as doing even just a quick Google search to look up what type of inhaler she uses, what drugs is in the Albuterol (same type I use), and just general common sense.

The worst part of it all? It makes way more sense to just save the person that has no (evident) medical issues. Erin was apparently down to her last three (two, in Phil's case) puffs of her inhaler before it's out. If asthma hits and you have no rescue inhaler there, your bronchial tubes squeezes shut, your chest begins to hurt, and eventually you'll pass out from not having a sufficient amount of air. And yes, you can die from it. So the logical pick is Kate. But, no. That's not the same logic that Phil went with. Inhalers are not a goddamn oxygen tank.

Edit: Actually, the truly worst part of it all is that this is too long of an explanation, and his attention span probably wouldn't allow him to do more than skim the first sentence. Far as I've known of him, he doesn't even bother learning the story of the games he's even playing.

 

[Brother Wind]

Mind you, nothing is really stopping him from doing a quick google search and see how an inhaler works. He's a lazyass who refuses to do any sort of research unless there's some tangible benefit to him. Instead he doubles down on stupidity just because his fragile ego wont accept that hes wrong after saying shit with such assurance.


Ladies and Gents, this is what living in your own bubble and using twitter as your only news source does to you.

The best part is how he's like "theres an argument among my army of retards. So no one knows how it works." Which my paraphrasing was to highlight something there. One of the big problems with his conclusion really. But, once again, this isn't like the existence of God. Debate over the Sea People. An argument if Communism works. Phil, this is hard cold facts. There are people who know how inhalers work. There are people who know the point of Daylight Savings Time. Just because your merry band of retards doesn't. Doesn't mean you have an inch here.

 

[Japs_eye]

I just saw this clown berate a guy for suggesting he lowers the goal, and then call another guy a moron for  not knowing he'd obviously lower the goal

Why do people come back to this guy again? See, with something like femdom or whatever- bitches kicking niggas in the balls with high heels- at least you can understand it... Because they're  cooooooooooooooooooming!!!

But in the world of  pigdom, you get ack-d and snorted at, called a stupid idiot by a man who formerly had $500k of credit card debt, you get a zoom in clown segment where he'll rub his chin and look at the data, and the only one cooming is derich!!!

Anyway guys, thanks for all the positivity and chill, interactive forum posts. And I will see you in the AM ... Peace out *lean in click*

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm enjoying how the members goal is now nothing more than "try and squeeze more money form OIC".

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

I'm enjoying how the members goal is now nothing more than "try and squeeze more money form OIC".

Haha whoops, now you accidentally called TeamICOGamer OIC!
Omg what a blunder, you better correct that so we don't start any rumors here!

 

[Japs_eye]

Wow dood I agree! When someone says something dumb everyone has the right to make fun of it! Like when you thought someone could survive for SEVERAL MINUTES in a room with NO AIR just from their inhaler...

Yesterday's level 0 copecast was one of the hardest to sit through. He loves to "publically ridicule" people as he said, but when someone says he's wrong he becomes the biggest victim ever.

>I was upset about a character dying and you were being a jerk!

Bruh are you actually 12??? Rhetorical ofc I know he's a 40 year old man wearing a pacman shirt, but who gets upset that some copy paste character dies in a shitty walking sim?

>You were hitting me as I was down!

Man you'd think this nigga was Jewish with how often he cries out as he strikes you. Very semitic behavior, his Italian ancestors are downstairs crying rn

 

[postfeetpls]

I suspect the only people still watching him are you guys from this thread. There is absolutely no reason to click on his streams unless you've been following this guy for years and just wanna watch him sink deeper into the abyss. There is literally nothing in there. Not a single redeeming quality. I understand watching Wings and his never-ending drama and different plots. But dsp has absolutely no entertainment value.
He is not good at any game he plays. He is not funny in any way. He isn't even easy on the eye. His opinions are not interesting, his commentary is mediocre at best. He appears to be below average in smarts. And the worst of all is he is yet another zero energy, lethargic streamer. I can understand putting a stream as background noise, but his streams are no good for that either because he's also annoying to listen to.

I went through this thread, watched a few videos of his origin story and this whole DSP thing seems like watching a very very slow motion car crash unfold. You know it's happening and you wanna witness it, but it happens over the span of years so you just take a look occasionally to make sure it's still going on. What a boring uneventful guy.

 

[myone]

He is not funny in any way.

Oh I beg to disagree. He is not intentionally funny in any way.

But he IS funny.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The COPE!!!!
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lol, of course this happens after he called his dents stupid earlier in the day for telling him to lower the membership goal. And he said that he wouldn't do it.

How's that "incentive" for becoming a member going, Phil?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Yeah, that's why you set the members goal to 1025. Your brain is a mystery.

Also, what the fuck is Jayde saying?

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Jayde legit bums me out when I see him in Phil's chat because it's obvious he is just baaaarely functioning. Phil begs to him specifically too it's really fucking pathetic

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Jayde legit bums me out when I see him in Phil's chat because it's obvious he is just baaaarely functioning. Phil begs to him specifically too it's really fucking pathetic

You will understand on monday don´t worry.

 

[FaXmachine]

I suspect the only people still watching him are you guys from this thread. There is absolutely no reason to click on his streams unless you've been following this guy for years and just wanna watch him sink deeper into the abyss. There is literally nothing in there. Not a single redeeming quality. I understand watching Wings and his never-ending drama and different plots. But dsp has absolutely no entertainment value.
He is not good at any game he plays. He is not funny in any way. He isn't even easy on the eye. His opinions are not interesting, his commentary is mediocre at best. He appears to be below average in smarts. And the worst of all is he is yet another zero energy, lethargic streamer. I can understand putting a stream as background noise, but his streams are no good for that either because he's also annoying to listen to.

I went through this thread, watched a few videos of his origin story and this whole DSP thing seems like watching a very very slow motion car crash unfold. You know it's happening and you wanna witness it, but it happens over the span of years so you just take a look occasionally to make sure it's still going on. What a boring uneventful guy.

I frequently have people in my life asking how the fuck I watch this man. And my answer is always the same. "Do you know the videos where they do time lapses of rotten food"? I watch for this reason but it's in real time, you'll notice various insects come and go taking various things, the rotten thing sometimes looks like its moving... anyway all this reminds me of Phil's streams, the paypigs too. Its rot, we are watching a mans brain and body rot every day as he personally documents it for us.

You will understand on monday don´t worry.
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I noticed Phil treats this guy like Derich, looking at these posts I see why.... He has a soft spot for people who should of been aborted. Btw I recall Jayde has motion sickness, one functioning hand since he can't play games and seems to be frequently sick. Derich actually seems more functional somehow...

 

[Dona Morte]

You will understand on monday don´t worry.

What tool is that?
I want to read his early messages.
This seems degenerative.
Also fuck Phil for taking money from this man.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

I understand watching Wings and his never-ending drama and different plots.

Ironically wings is way more boring, and his trolls produce content that is clickbait by calling every boring ass stream he has "disaster stream" in their 10;05 length videos for ad revenue. DSP has a new drama saga on a damn nearly weekly basis. Drama that he invents himself and expands into an entire arc with 0 outside help. Wingo is just a fat fuck who is getting clipped by retards who hope he will accidentally say nigger again so they can be justified to fuck with him more.

But dsp has absolutely no entertainment value.

the more you know about him, the more value you get out of tiny, seemingly innocuous comments or actions he does, that reflect what a massive retard he is. it causes more speculation and gossip, and that is where the entertainment comes from. because occasionally, that gossip turns out to be real, regardless of how retarded it seems from the outset

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

What tool is that?
I want to read his early messages.
This seems degenerative.
Also fuck Phil for taking money from this man.

Archive Chat Logs

 

[myone]

Its rot, we are watching a mans brain and body rot every day as he personally documents it for us.

the more you know about him, the more value you get out of tiny, seemingly innocuous comments or actions he does, that reflect what a massive retard he is.

Exhibit A:

[has this classic been disappeared from youtube?!]

 

[Brother Wind]

I just saw this clown berate a guy for suggesting he lowers the goal, and then call another guy a moron for  not knowing he'd obviously lower the goal

Why do people come back to this guy again? See, with something like femdom or whatever- bitches kicking niggas in the balls with high heels- at least you can understand it... Because they're  cooooooooooooooooooming!!!

But in the world of  pigdom, you get ack-d and snorted at, called a stupid idiot by a man who formerly had $500k of credit card debt, you get a zoom in clown segment where he'll rub his chin and look at the data, and the only one cooming is derich!!!

Anyway guys, thanks for all the positivity and chill, interactive forum posts. And I will see you in the AM ... Peace out *lean in click*
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My theory is thus: people have to land somewhere. They have to find a place to belong anywhere they can find. And they will keep going lower and lower until they do. And even better, Phil has given them this whole revenge narrative. They're all stuck on level one too bro. And Phil knows why! That's powerful shit. But its the most normal thing about the vortex.

Speaking of, I wanna start a bet about that Real Ian kid who started that whole inhaler thing yesterday. He is gonna be the next Karl, and I want it on record that I called that shit. Especially for the reason I just laid out. He was getting people in Jad's stream saying, don't give him money. And he was uhhh look at how he took the bait bro. And then he is gonna keep chasing that high while detractors call him a dent, and he is gonna fall right into Papa Phils arms. For all the abuse and epic "I called her Fat Kat on his stream guyz"

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Lmao oxygen isn't even the majority of what makes up our air. The Valedictorian is dumber than a 5th grader. Truly one of the dumbest and most recalcitrant lolcows on this site.

What's funny is that the stars and heavens aligned and granted him the opportunity to monetize these traits in the form of Keemstar Lolcow Podcast. He's afraid of Keemstar or something, but that doesn't make sense because there's nothing to lose; he's already masturbated in front of children. That's like being afraid the bully at school is going to dump liquid ass fart spray in your backpack, but you've already shit your pants.

Imagine winning the lottery but being too scared and lazy to cash it in!

 

[myone]

He's afraid of Keemstar or something

He's afraid about his legacy. DSPs self-image is very different to how we look at him. He could and would never acknowledge that he's a lolcow or that he's on the same level as Boogie or Wings. He's not like those guys *thumb* and Kat agrees with him. Phil is running a live streaming and on demand video production business that provides meaningful content for free. He's not a "lolcow".