Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?


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Yeah, it's complete bullshit and its down to poor design. Consider games like Tomb Raider 2013 and Arkham City. I play these on a 2.5 year old MacBook Pro with the discrete GPU. No lagging, and they look great. And these are games where movement is way more dynamic and complex than Rev 60, which really is more comparable to a rail shooter than an open environment. And the actual visible detail doesn't compare. The only plausible explanation is that Rev 60 is poorly optimised. And this is a game that's been in development since at least 2012. In this time she never play tested or wondered why it was so resource hungry?

That she decided this would be her debut game speaks to the Wu mentality of jumping straight in and expecting to compete at a high level. We saw the same thing with her "animation studio", where her parents dropped $200,000 on a completely unproven person. Same with Rev 60. She could instead have taken some time to learn the tools and maybe develop some smaller scale games. No, she's the kind of person who decides to take up running and will immediately enrol herself in the olympics. Fortunately for Wu, she's always had people willing to drop money in to her flights of fancy. This won't last forever, and I think Rev 60 could well be her swan song. There's hope. If she realises that incremental development is the way to go, then she might decide to take some time actually develop her abilities before asking for money.

Either way, he's boned.

R60 does get released, runs like such a flaming turd even the shills will struggle to not complain when the game runs like dogshit on anything less than a Cray supercomputer, and every reputable game reviewer worth their salt will shit down R60's neck, Steam will be a wasteland of "fuck this POS" (even if Wu gets a bunch of shill accounts to try propping it up, the sales numbers will blow that lie out of water quick), and any hope of producing another game goes down the toilet. Worse, he's lashed everything his game dev cred is based on to the mast of this piece of crap, and when it capsizes, there is no fucking way anyone with half a brain will ever trust him to make anything else.

From what I understand, even the iOS original was panned pretty damned hard by everyone who wasn't a shill, so this bombing after all the improvements would be ten times worse.

If he never releases it, sooner or later it will hit the Duke Nukem Forever plateau even for the shills and when it finally releases it (if ever), it will suck so bad and be so underwhelming he's still screwed, as his dragging ass and pisspoor product to show for it will ruin him anyway.
 
Either way, he's boned.

R60 does get released, runs like such a flaming turd even the shills will struggle to not complain when the game runs like dogshit on anything less than a Cray supercomputer, and every reputable game reviewer worth their salt will shit down R60's neck, Steam will be a wasteland of "fuck this POS" (even if Wu gets a bunch of shill accounts to try propping it up, the sales numbers will blow that lie out of water quick), and any hope of producing another game goes down the toilet. Worse, he's lashed everything his game dev cred is based on to the mast of this piece of crap, and when it capsizes, there is no fucking way anyone with half a brain will ever trust him to make anything else.

From what I understand, even the iOS original was panned pretty damned hard by everyone who wasn't a shill, so this bombing after all the improvements would be ten times worse.

If he never releases it, sooner or later it will hit the Duke Nukem Forever plateau even for the shills and when it finally releases it (if ever), it will suck so bad and be so underwhelming he's still screwed, as his dragging ass and pisspoor product to show for it will ruin him anyway.

Mandatory and still relevant:

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"Industry leader" John Flynt does not know that Windows 10 is free, which was arguably one of the biggest pieces of tech news last year.

If this isn't bait then John is really the most idiotic piece of shit in the universe.

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ugh those dried up old soylent stains on her keyboard
 
The Greater Mystery:
Why are you sperging about Star Trek when you're supposed to be rushing out your fucking game?

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There's a pretty big slip up there-- she's not saying "bros" or "angry gamergaters" or anything else. Just straight and white. You apparently can't be straight and white and like Star Trek. It isn't something straight white guys are allowed to enjoy, and it wasn't made by a straight white guy either... So I guess Gene Rodenberry was an asian trans man?
 
There's a pretty big slip up there-- she's not saying "bros" or "angry gamergaters" or anything else. Just straight and white. You apparently can't be straight and white and like Star Trek. It isn't something straight white guys are allowed to enjoy, and it wasn't made by a straight white guy either... So I guess Gene Rodenberry was an asian tranny man?

Why are there no trannies in Star Trek?

Because it's set in an ideal future.

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
 
"Industry leader" John Flynt does not know that Windows 10 is free, which was arguably one of the biggest pieces of tech news last year.

If this isn't bait then John is really the most idiotic piece of shit in the universe.

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I could be totally incorrect, but this could be a bit more stupid of Wu than that...

An UPGRADE to Windows 10 from Windows 7/8 is free. A completely new copy of Windows 10 you still have to pay for. Now, in the past, windows was set so that if it detected that you were using a pirated copy (such as a downloaded ISO) it would simply point out that you were using an invalid copy and ask you to register (and pay) for it. I don't know if Windows 10 no longer does this (not likely) or if Wu just downloaded a copy that had been cracked more competently.

I know I'm not likely telling anyone here anything they don't know, but a 2013 computer should have come with Windows 8 installed, which would qualify for the free upgrade, but that is a mostly automatic process that doesn't require downloading anything yourself, as long as automatic updates are enable (which they are by default). You just agree when the little popup asks you, then when it says it's done downloading, you tell it to go ahead and install the upgrade. I've done it with a computer and a Windows tablet already, and I'm still getting the annoying popup every once in a while trying to get me to upgrade on my gaming PC.

As I said, I could be wrong, but it seems to me that Wu just announced to everyone on Twitter that she pirated a copy of Windows.
 
I could be totally incorrect, but this could be a bit more stupid of Wu than that...

An UPGRADE to Windows 10 from Windows 7/8 is free. A completely new copy of Windows 10 you still have to pay for. Now, in the past, windows was set so that if it detected that you were using a pirated copy (such as a downloaded ISO) it would simply point out that you were using an invalid copy and ask you to register (and pay) for it. I don't know if Windows 10 no longer does this (not likely) or if Wu just downloaded a copy that had been cracked more competently.

I know I'm not likely telling anyone here anything they don't know, but a 2013 computer should have come with Windows 8 installed, which would qualify for the free upgrade, but that is a mostly automatic process that doesn't require downloading anything yourself, as long as automatic updates are enable (which they are by default). You just agree when the little popup asks you, then when it says it's done downloading, you tell it to go ahead and install the upgrade. I've done it with a computer and a Windows tablet already, and I'm still getting the annoying popup every once in a while trying to get me to upgrade on my gaming PC.

As I said, I could be wrong, but it seems to me that Wu just announced to everyone on Twitter that she pirated a copy of Windows.
This is bait, or Wu being a little dumb. Since Windows gives you the option to buy a legal copy online after you installed a pirated version of it, she could just argue that she wanted to buy it anyway, otherwise she hadn't asked why Win 10 isn't telling her to whip out her credit card information. Also, as far as I know, you can download a ISO directly from Mircosoft and test it for a few days.

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Why are there no trannies in Star Trek?

Because it's set in an ideal future.

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Actually, that isn't so far removed from the truth.
Star Trek is a future where you can hold a whirring gizmo to a road burn and the skin heals right up, or you could emulate entire organs with holograms. So no, there are no trannies, because those people who suffered from gender dysphoria either took the "you feel now like the gender you were assigned at birth"-pill or got a sex change that turns them completely biologically female.

Or in Wu's case, they diagnosed a narcissism that isn't even curable with Starfleet's advanced medicine and she was transferred to the most remote outpost to serve as a trash-compactor technician.
 
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Am I late? But she was on the show "The Internet Ruined My Life". Somehow her situation was just as bad as a guy getting fired for Foi Gras
On the bright side, you didn't have to look at Wu's face all over the Kiwi Farms background layout like we did, but you still missed everything else. Lol.
 
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